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"A Must-Have Messy Hair Video"
If you like your guys with messy hair, this video is for you! Young Hunter gets initiated into the world of wam by his friend Alex, with six creamy pies straight to the head, although not all at once (always best to take one's time). Hunter really seems to enjoy himself, covering not only every strand of hair but also the rest of his body. Little dialogue interrupts the action, and multiple camera angles give the viewer some excellent shots. As Baphomet oversees the action, Alex and Hunter in turn give each other blowjobs, although Alex himself only gets smeared from Hunter's creamy self. The main attraction, however, is the messy hair, some of the best I've seen in awhile. An excellent addition to any hair library.

TonyA 2/9/21
"Nice action, bad wind"
Nice Action and the girl has fun playing in the water.:-) But a terrible wind crushing all the time. You have to mute it.:-(

surgif 2/9/21
"Marjorie is ravishing in mud"
Marjorie, mon amour, so lovely in a thin white top and tight tight tight jeans, glistening wet in the sun coming up out of the sea--that would be enough for me right there. But then getting all of those nice clothes completely covered in mud--oh my! This is the kind of video I watch and say to myself, there is nowhere in the world I would rather be than right there in there with her.

Thanks Marjorie--thanks for sharing your wet and messy passion with us!

sauceboss 2/9/21
"Incredibly hot"
Really great video! Both guys are super hot and the sub takes it like a champ. Highly recommend if you like pies and humiliation.

SLIME BRO 2/7/21
"10/10 would buy again"
Amazing video. These guys produce the best slimings on UMD hands down. Slime is the perfect consistency, and all the ladies take the slime absolutely beautifully!

Slimed Models 2/6/21
"Loved it, can i be next"
I just love the wife's expression as she plasters Lilly with pies. You can tell she has done this before ( how can I recieve the next pie barrage? Hehe). But she also seend to enjoy recieving thr pies. Which does the wife more, to give or recieve? Lilly is a very sexy pie victim! Hehe xo.

foampie77 2/3/21
"Nice ripping jeans and great performance"
First, congratulations for such amazing work.

The beginning was fluid and continue, with movements very natural, not being prepared besides liquids to be used.

I always loved wear jeans before and during and this video gets you into a new level (at least for me)

The time length was great, I almost can last as much as you guys, but fast forwarding here and there doesn't damage the quality or the rhythm.

Since trailer I seen first at Pornhub, I know this is my "shit" and I'm fully satisfied.

Reapinjeans 2/1/21
"Un-fkin-believable!"
This is absolutely molten hot! The velocity of those pies though! Every second from start to finish is filled with sexy men and thick sticky mess... if I could've even just been tied to a chair there watching... I mean, watching the video I feel like I am... wanting to get in on rubbing him down with sticky mess... but can't because I'm on this side of the screen... if you want to see a seriously sexy mess then this is the video for you! What will they cum out with next?

TheGungeKing 2/1/21
"One big step forward, two steps back."
This scene is odd to say the least. The jump to fully X rated content is a greatly desired one, one that content creators are far too hesitant to make, the potential is there but this sorely misses the mark. Firstly the elephant in the room, the editing is ridiculous and I have no idea why anyone thought it a good idea nor do I have any idea what purpose it's weird psychedelic nature is supposed to fulfill, in the end it is nothing but an annoyance. The scene it self is greatly lacking in imagination, there has been a huge desire for the peril and drama of a quicksand blowjob, the false promise of sexual favor for the damsel's life, I could only imagine how enjoyable a scene like that would be. this how ever is purely wam, something I am less interested in, WAM isn't much lacking in the X rated content department as quicksand is so this leaves me utterly disappointed.

That all said, I support this scene as I hope it's a sign of works to come, I dearly want some good quicksand content featuring explicit sex acts.

tomlarrymcgee2090 1/31/21
"Happy Birthday to the pink cake-pig."
Not compensated for this review--Alex made quite a cake-pig of himself for his birthday, as he should. Yellow cake/pink frosting were a good choice.

DCMudPuppy 1/30/21
"Well worth the price"
Lets just say that some people are very fortunate to find the perfect partner in the world. In this case a very attractive lady with a beautiful firm body, and a passion for getting messy! Cinq starts off sexy as can be showing off her sexy appealing legs and bare feet and wearing shorts with a braless sports top. She opens up the front and back sides of her shorts pouring trifle down both parts. Cinq proceeds to rub the outside of her shorts making sure the trifle goes deep inside and around her lovely pussy and ass. Then comes the custard down the shorts, sports top and hair. In no time flat, Cinq pulls her top up reveling her awesome erect tits! I could only imagine walking in on her and immediately hugging and kissing her on her beautiful face and lips covered in custard. Finally, those trifles that were around her pussy come back out for her to eat -yum! I wish I could have had some, and you will too as you are busily masturbating away into bliss.

muddyfeet 1/29/21
"Insatiably Horny Sprite Gets Pied and Caked"
"I want 'em, " Alice says of the many pies lined up before her, pouting prettily. "Someone pie me!" Jayce is nothing if not a people-pleaser, so she helpfully obliges, tossing multiple tins into the other girl's face before unzipping her dress. It's not long before Alice's breasts are bared. Being the insatiably horny sprite that she is, Alice then demands more, which Jayce promptly gives to her. Alice gets steadily nuder and messier as the clip progresses, until Jayce finally hauls off and cakes her big beautiful ass. I can't begin to describe just how sexy this scene is, particularly Alice's acting. It's over the top but in a way that's super hot--you have to see it for yourself. Again, I come back to the word "pout." Alice is very pouty throughout, as she gets absolutely obliterated with pies and cake. Highlights include the previously mentioned cake to the ass, the sight of Alice rubbing pie into her pubic hair, and a brief clip in the shower afterward featuring wet hair.

MudBathingBoi 1/27/21
"Jilly: Mud Angel"
Jayce's sister Jilly is just a beautiful soul. No matter how muddy she gets, her fun personality shines through. And she gets pretty darn muddy! She wades in wearing a minidress and thigh-highs--although, she confides to us, she has decided to forgo panties. She plays around a bit, making mud angels for the camera. Her dress becomes so heavy from this that it falls down, exposing her tits for all to see. She wastes no time in ridding herself of it, before turning around and shaking her cute muddy butt for us. The clip ramps up even further when she plunges gamefully into the surrounding substance, coming up grinning whitely through the mess. After fooling around and then self-dunking a second time, she ditches the thigh-highs, and we get a good shot of her cute bare feet. There's not much more to say about this one. Get it if you like: Petite girls with sunny dispositions getting completely covered in mud and showing off their adorable little booties to the camera. As Jilly herself says: "This is the good stuff, right here."

MudBathingBoi 1/27/21
"The Viewer's Turn to be Pied"
Jayce has thrown so many pies over the years that I guess the only target left was the audience haha. She is an absolute sexual dynamo here, her taut, athletic body sensational beneath a see-through lace shirt and panties. Her endless come-ons will make you cum on yourself! One of my favorite parts of the video is when she turns around, showing off her tight, sexy nude ass as well as the soles of her beautiful feet. The video climaxes when she simulates pushing a pie into the viewer's face. It's a neat idea, and I wish more wet and messy videos were as creative as this one. "Hey, Darlin'! Are you ready to cum for me today?" Why yes, Jayce, yes I am. Thank you for asking!

MudBathingBoi 1/26/21
"Chocolate Slimings Are a Girl's Best Friend"
I've heard of girls loving chocolate before, but this is ridiculous! She certainly gets her fill here, although normally the chocolate goes in the girl and not on the girl! Boy Chucker looks super hot as she is zip-tied in the tub and subsequently doused and disgraced by her friend. I would say that nothing is as hot as Boy Chucker's rockin' bod, but then there are her reactions to getting messed. The way she reacts to being slimed, pied, and caked will drive you wild. My favorite part, however, is when her friend tosses pie slop, which slaps thickly into Boy Chucker's surprised face, her antagonist's throaty chuckle mingling with her own infectious laughter. It's not the most high-definition clip, in terms of video quality, but the sights and sounds depicted within it are so ridiculously hot that you'll want this for your collection regardless.

MudBathingBoi 1/26/21
"The Ultimate Seductress Stuns in Sexy Scene"
Boy Chucker is the ultimate seductress as she slowly but surely slides the sexy substance sensuously over her silky smooth skin. She looks positively radiant in the red clay, moaning deeply as she goes from clean to dirty. I particularly loved her expression as she gives herself a clay shampoo, appearing half-stunned--which is how you'll look, after she then drags a handful of the stuff down the right side of her face, covering up her eye as she goes. Once she takes care of the other eye and is fully covered, it's a sight that every wam fan owes it to themselves to see. Note: This video is great for pausing and taking screenshots to look at and admire Boy Chucker in her various messy poses.

MudBathingBoi 1/26/21
"This Friendship Is a Mess!"
It's so humiliating to be slimed by your friend while you're completely nude and she's fully-clothed. That's what happens in this scene between Boy Chucker and her playful pal. It's so cute how they laugh and joke throughout. You'll get a real kick out of it! I thought it was especially funny when the messy Boy Chucker put her hands on her friend's clean chest, ruining the other gal's previously white shirt. Not only does the aforementioned gal pour slime, chocolate, and what looks like oatmeal over Boy Chucker's features, she rubs the mess rudely but hilariously into them, as well. She really gets her good! Although, in the end? I'm not sure how much Boy Chucker really minded her treatment.

MudBathingBoi 1/26/21
"The Pie Is the Limit"
I've never seen a woman pie herself with quite so much ecstasy as Boy Chucker does here. She looks gorgeous as usual, starting out with her buxom bosom covered up by a simple yet elegant black dress. Of course, this is Boy Chucker we are talking about here, so it doesn't take long for her boobs to be sprung from their cloth prison, her big beautiful nips instantly becoming hard. She gets so messy as she plunges pie after pie into her face, that you wouldn't be able to tell it was her if not for her uncommonly massive mammaries. Whenever her fetching features do shine through, however, she stares at the camera so lustily it will make your heart flutter--and your flagpole stand to attention. It's crazy how good the coverage is in this video, and crazy how good she looks beneath it all!

MudBathingBoi 1/26/21
"Messy Wedding Heaven with a great script!"
A superb series with lots of different mess and wonderful costumes. All three ladies act out the scenario very well and Adriana and Nikki provide a sort of commentary in places describing what messy humiliation they are witnessing. So if you like messy dialogue with your messy action then you'll enjoy these scenes.

PiePiskie 1/26/21
"Literally orgasmic--impossible to get through in one sitting!"
I'd seen this on twitter a while back--and on my return to UMD it was one of the first bundles I chanced upon, so decided to pick it up. What a good choice. I'll deal with each of the three scenes one by one. The first part sees Axa and Louise clothed (both looking stunning). Much like the fabled Splosh! Movies of lore, phone ins lead to various messy items being applied, and here some fantastic pie sandwiches stick in the mind, as does liberal use of custard (thick yoghurt, used throughout the three scenes, is a revelation!)

The second part sees the dresses come off, and we get plenty of pies and knicker filling once again! A highlight is Louise taking two gateaux, including one between her mind blowing boobs. The sheer amount of fantastic pie hits, fills, and pours defies description--lets just say there's an awful lot! At the end, Louise takes two buckets of the best gunge I've ever seen. Whilst the colours are excellent, it's the thickness--so thick it's barely a liquid, that makes it so stunning. Part three--for me at least--the real money shot of the scene. Axa takes two more buckets of gunge, and then things get naughty, with Louise taking a gorgeous chocolate boob massage. The girls squishing together and pressing their boobs against each other remains engrained in my memory! Plenty more naughty mess is applied, and then the true high point, a vast bucket of porridge, is tipped upon both girls--which they clearly really enjoy. Things then reach their inevitable conclusion--no spoilers here... one little feature across the whole scene that I love is the inclusion of alternate camera angles/closeups, and slo motion of the best bits placed at the end of scenes, so not to interrupt. To conclude--if you like girls, boobs, clothed mess, nude mess, gunge, pies, great fun and pure filth in any combination, then pick this up! I defy anyone not to enjoy it.

Harry G 1/25/21
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