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About Me:
I'm the big lug who falls into the wedding cake, the jock who gets stuck at the pie toss booth, the wrestler slimed head-to-toe by the bad guy.

Don't be fooled by my stooge act - I'm a total top, and I love creaming butts as well as faces.

I love hearing from people, so if you like seeing me get it, shoot me a comment or a message. I try to reply to all messages, but I'm slow.
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Pied in a Bowtie
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Big Dumb Jock Nailed with Pies
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I like Big Pies and I Cannot Lie
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Tactical Sam on Situational Awareness
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Catching Pies... with My Face
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A Super Sloppy Suckexplicit
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Jupyclown  3/9/26
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A truly pie legend stoogeReport
piesplats  11/3/23
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"I'm so honored to be Wammer of the Day. I'd like to thank Jay853uk, my fans, and of course the Academ-" SPLAT!Report
wetjeanguy  11/1/23
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I see you got your football uniform dirty! If I was a ref I'd wave the yellow card, but expect to be hit with a pie in returnReport
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