Is this allowed... I'm known for bending the rules, being creative enough to come up with things not exactly stated in the rule book...

So here goes, a dildo that can squirt, filled with water from the kitchen sink (cold) to tease and beguile a submissive. I liked the feeling and this is just a tease... if UMD allows it, I plan to shoot gunge from this thing in rainbow colours. It's not p but it shoots... Let me score?