My savory journey of converting to Patafarianism in worship of His noodly appendages, His Sauciness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

For those who want it all ketchup and filth, softcore to solo anal lubed with mayo and sardine oil at a discounted price.

These savory spaghetti scenes include: fully-clothed wam, panty filling, clothes cutting, messy masturbation with pussy penetration and anal annihilation, some ass to mouth, painal and anal struggle, assgasms--plural, my natural bush, thigh highs, genuine pleasure and massive orgasms.

I get off making these, and I hope you get off too.