Maria has been put forward for the Wam awards, for the messiest globe trotting female. Mypie has turned up to the awards wearing a stunning emerald green dress. Though the crowd appear to have noticed there is nothing on underneath? As soon as Maria starts her thank you speech things go a bit awry, the crowd start throwing gunge and custard on to the stage splattering "MyPie" all over. An award for clever cream play is given out, and Maria seems a bit miffed at the silver ware? That's because it's a container of cream! Also some of the runner's up have left their awards as mark of respect. These turn out to be several buckets of slop from a previous session! It would be a rude to leave somebody else's gifts, so Mypie pours them over herself. The first one goes over her dress. The second one she exposes her pert breasts. Then as the third arrives, she only head dunks in it! Then guess what! She takes the dress off, and gets even more messy in the nude... What is going on?