I'm smack dab in the middle of nowhere, headed back to my car and trying not to mess up my bright green, floor length satin gown. It should be right around here, but I'm not seeing anything... all the paths look the same! The sun is blinding, and I'm dizzy from looking around in circles... was it that way? Hmmm... Wait, why are my feet wet?! I've stumbled right into an oasis! I stumble and toss my heels onshore, trying to save any more of my dress from getting wet, but its no use- I lose my footing and fall right in. Could this day get any more annoying? I was getting pretty hot with all the walking around, though. I decide a swim isn't a bad idea, after all! I splash and swim around for a while before losing the fancy updo and dress and swimming in my black lace bra and black nylon underwear. I hope I get lost here again!