Every day this season I'm betting on baseball and putting my dignity on the line. Every day I lose more bets than I win means a pie thrown in my face and a square of my choice from the Pick Your Punishment Board, which contains messes like a pie spanking, a bucket of slime, maple syrup, and naked pie barrage, to count a few.

For Video #7 of Messy Baseball Bets, I had my worst betting week of the season, and I paid dearly for it. Wearing a flesh-colored skintight bodysuit, I got pied on my knees, in handcuffs, with a ball gag in my mouth. Not only that, I got my head dunked in slime, then had that slime dumped all over me. I'm going to try my hardest to never let this happen again.