Every day this season I'm betting on baseball and putting my dignity on the line. Every day I lose more bets than I win means a pie thrown in my face and a square of my choice from the Pick Your Punishment Board, which contains messes like a pie spanking, a bucket of slime, maple syrup, and naked pie barrage, to count a few.

Week 4 of Messy Sports Betting ended in six brutal pieings thanks to the Pick Your Punishment Board, which was as unforgiving as it's ever been.