Now that I had thoroughly ruined my suit with pies, cake, and batter, I figured I might as well go all the way and rip the suit to pieces. I started with the jacket, then the shirt, and then my undershirt. My leather shoes had to go too, so I sliced them up and completely wrecked them. I'm left in nothing but my Calvin Klein's, so I fill them with handfuls of the mess before finishing my birthday celebration off camera.