It's Valentine's Day, and I'm in the mood to make a mess. I show off my body in my tight, red, lacy one-piece before pouring an entire gallon of pink paint over my head, letting it run through my long blonde hair and down my body until every inch of me is completely covered by the glossy pink paint. I shampoo the paint into my hair, rub my hair into the paint puddles at the bottom of the bathtub, and squeeze and squelch even more pink paint over my feet. Then, with my hands handcuffed behind my back, I lean face plant straight into a whipped cream pie crust and all before finishing the job and pie-ing myself again with what's left. I show off my paint-covered body for you before starting my shower. The water starts to wash everything away as I slowly shampoo my long blonde hair, working it in and piling up bubbles and suds as the pink disappears. I rinse and scrub until my hair and skin are completely clean, not a trace of paint left behind. Happy V-Day <3.