Darla sure knows how to celebrate a birthday... there's no question about that! I start out the show by singing happy birthday to two of my lovely fans for their birthdays, before giving myself a cake sandwich for the very first time! I loved smashing and rubbing the cake all over my clown outfiit, before giving myself a pie sandwich and then another pie on top of that. Sooo much yummy cake and cream started building up on my face, hair and outfit. It was then time for my favorite... head dunking in a bucket of gunge while using my hitachi. I head dunk over and over again and I love to challenge myself by holding my breath while head dunking. I then grab the bucket of gunge and pour it down my birthday pants... and ohhhh did I love that... I smash two more Marie Callenders Birthday Cake pies all over myself, then used one on my face and sat on the other. My pigtails and outfit have gotten sooo sloppy by this point. I dump another pie into my pants, and dumped a gallon of mayonnaise and a gallon of vanilla pudding over my head. I give myself the most delicious hair shampoo and make sure to cover every inch of my costume in mess before getting myself off for the third time <3 At the end of the film, I strip off my outfit and prepare for the next round... All footage is recorded in 4K.