I'm wearing just some white Adidas shorts with black CK briefs underneath, and some white socks too.

The shorts have cable ties at the bottom to hold in all the mess that's about to get poured in them...

A carton of thick, creamy custard appears which I pour into my hands and start to smear all over my underwear.

Soon, a can of rice pudding gets poured inside, followed by more custard. After another can of rice pudding is poured inside my shorts, you can see the mess starting to build up inside them...

More tins are poured in my shorts... chunky vegetable soup and baked beans to make the mixture super gross.

I then pour some tomato soup and custard down my chest and this slides inside my shorts to add to the mess already in there.

Porridge is added, some goes inside my cap first! Then more and more baked beans, some with orange gunge mixed in to make them extra saucy!

Unfortunately, the cable ties can only hold so much and the mess eventually falls out, slopping down my legs as it goes.

I scoop the horrible mixture all up into a bucket... then it gets poured over my head!

I finish off with a cake splattered in my face!