I've got some brand new light blue Adidas woven trackies, and wear them with some baggy Nike basketball short on underneath.

It makes me so horny that I have to raid my cupboard for food to have a spontaneous messy session with!

I start by pouring porridge in my shorts and enjoy feeling it squelching around as I rub my legs together.

Then I take off my trackies and jacket to leave just my shorts, T-shirt and socks. I empty a tin of rice pudding over my boner and pour custard all over my T-shirt and legs, and my bare dick too.

Then it all gets rubbed in... and rubbed a lot more...