I take part in a gameshow to win 200 or a bucket full of gunge. I just need to clear 1 of 6 tasks, and the money is mine. Of course you know how this will go. I take this challenge in my yellow jockstrap

Peanut butter armpits, egg in my jock, hot sauce and cream on my nipples, the challenges are humiliating and messy. Coming into the last three I struggle to make it out with my dignity or 200. Cake guessing, foil finding and painting with my feet make up the final stretch.

Of course I end up pouring a bucket full of gunge over myself (sorry about the gunge, first time making some). I sulk in the mess like the loser I am.