Status:
Name:
Amy
Location:
Seattle
Gender:
Female
Birthday:
Jun 28
Here for:
4 ½ years
Last on:
11 hours ago
Followers:
179
Comments:
UMD ID:
50132
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Signature:
Dont let me die with that silly look in my eyes.
I'm here to:
Connect with my customers
Just keep to myself and enjoy the scene
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About me:
I'm 37, 5'11" Vietnamese Norwegian. I am turned on by things that the average person might find strange. I cum the best if I close my eyes and visualize certain scenarios. I know that I have a fetish because all it takes is a picture or even thinking about a messy scenario too hard and I get so ridiculously turned on that I have to find the nearest exit and go masturbate. I masturbate more than a teenage boy who just discovered his wiener. I fantasize about rolling in puddles or filthy-looking places. I used to stare out at the vast soybean fields filed with black, shiny mud when I was a kid and wanted to play out there so badly, but it was so shameful to want that, I wouldn't even let myself even think about it. I would masturbate to pictures and then feel bad about it and soon sex and cumming and the pictures all went hand in hand and now they're all the same thing. For lots of years, when I'd fuck, I'd have to be face down in the pillow, thinking about what I need to think about to cum. I started being able to talk to others about what gets me off at age 26, but it's still embarrassing in lots of cases. Pretty much since I "came out of the wam closet" I don't really give a fuck about anything. Shame is for married old people. I love to get completely covered in mud, slime, pies, whatever you've got, as long as it's slippery. If I could spend one day as a man, I'd fuck myself so I could feel how hard I cum. The pulsing and constricting I feel inside even thinking about wam is outrageous. I literally get dizzy and see stars without even touching myself! I would never want to be humiliated publicly, but I often masturbate thinking about it. As I got older, I talked to other females and was shocked to find out that lots of them don't like it when you cum on their face! I always got really excited when a guy asked if he could do that and said "Sure!" I must say that while I often read all of my messages, I don't usually respond right away, mostly because I'm a busy mom during the daytime. I'm taking special requests for things you'd like to see incorporated into my videos. But if it's not my style, I probably won't add it to my store. I do my stuff on the fly whenever the opportunity arises. I don't have professional equipment, in fact I've used duct tape to hold my phone to the tripod for all my shoots this year! How's that for amateur? If you want to discuss private custom videos, you can do so off-site with me via my email, available upon special request and approval.

*please keep in mind when requesting costumes or feminine wear, that I am roughly the size of Yao Ming and so whatever fantasy you have may not fit with my dimensions. I cannot find any women's shoes that fit and many garments are not sized right for my height.

In the past, I think I suggested to use RedArt fireclay. This stuff is bad and burns your eyes! Do not use it, there's some kind of cancer warning on the package. I only use epk Kaolin clay and it's by far my favorite.

While I've got your attention, I would like to urge you to please boycott Amazon. They have single-handedly destroyed Seattle in the last 5 years before my eyes. Jeff Bezos doesn't care about you. He wants to own you. And he will someday. I mean it. Boycott them.

In my spare time, I like to write, make art and go to shows. I thrive on loud music and no sleep. Attention Deficit is a sonofabitch. I'm in love with my typewriter. One day I will publish my novel. For now I gotta clean up all this broken glass. Where's my cigarettes?

Also, unfortunately I have a stalker. He has been going online every day and flagging all my things and leaving nasty comments. This has been going on for over 6 months now. I am working with Messmaster to keep a running record so that we can prosecute this person. I have a restraining order, so what this individual is doing is definitely illegal. We have blocked any up addresses he has tried to use, but this person is disgusting, demented and criminally insane. If you see anything unusual, please report it to the owner of this site immediately.
Latest Photos
Latest Videos
Nighttime Mudding
5
3,659 views
7/30/18
Pink Panties in the Mud
6
4,886 views
7/16/18
Horny Mud
2
5,510 views
7/9/18
Birthday
5
2,248 views
7/4/18
Latest Downloads
2 Girls Play With Clay
1,492 views
6 days ago
Clowning Around
749 views
15 days ago
Labor Day Mud
2
2,166 views
17 days ago
3
scenes
Muddy 2018
1,219 views
8/21/18
13 min
1 file
Clay Masturbation
2
3,700 views
8/20/18
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From brokasclown  14 days ago
Welcome to the clown club! So glad you enjoyed it! We welcome you with open arms!
From boychucker  8/19/18
 
Just finished making a video with epk clay, my new favorite
From boychucker  8/7/18
 
New Birthday trailer out now
From mr69dirtyman  7/25/18
That mud Quarry trailer got me really HARD, I loved it, with I could play in mud like that, proabably never cum out, I love playing with, in tubs full of shaving cream.
From boychucker  7/25/18
 
New Quarry Mud Trailer
From boychucker  7/22/18
 
New Pink Panties trailer
From Artist  7/11/18
WOD... nearly every day. congrats. ;)
From pieme55  7/8/18
 
Congrats on WOD!
From rynashe  7/7/18
You are awesome!
From Piethro2  7/5/18
 
Congrats on Very well deserved WOTD !!!!!!
From jurning  7/5/18
 
Congrats being WOTD !!!
From OKWam  7/4/18
 
Hope had a HAPPY birthday.. Sure looks like you did. Love your style. Wish could've helped you to celebrate
From boychucker  7/4/18
 
My birthday video is finally out today!
From Artist  7/2/18
happy birthday - belated ;)
From 44DaveF  6/28/18
 
HAPPY BDAY AMY!
From OKWam  6/28/18
 
Happy birthday to you. Have fun in the sun.. Get laid in the cake.
From AlysTX  6/28/18
 
A very happy birthday to you!
From boychucker  6/16/18
 
Videos now up for sale!
From boychucker  6/15/18
 
Check out my new videos, out tomorrow!
From boychucker  6/7/18
 
Planning a birthday video with... cake!
From OKWam  5/31/18
 
Love the new avatar.. Think the rank system dont do you justice.. Cuz damn you look good, makes me wish was living in Seattle too..
From InspectorJenks  5/26/18
wow, those are some awesome photos
From boychucker  5/2/18
 
So horny, it hurts
From jurning  4/12/18
Love the new profile picture. No problem with the cake smashing.
From boychucker  4/4/18
 
I want a cake smashed in my face
From boychucker  4/3/18
 
You were right! I couldn't see shit!
From OKWam  4/3/18
 
Love the new gallery.. Awesome pics. Once your face was messed up was there ANY point you could see? Would've loved to been there with you. Some the best and my favorite ways to play with mess
From boychucker  2/26/18
 
Just found out I can squirt!
From CutiePie  2/3/18
 
You are fantastic! I think I just officially became a fan of you and your messes.
From boychucker  1/7/18
 
New status: More lube, please
From Artist  12/20/17
simply love your art ;)
From thedude18  12/7/17
New uploads are f@cking amazing! Thank you!
From MessyWeeb  11/25/16
Thanks for accepting my friend request!
From thedriver  11/23/16
I really like your profile pic. I wish I'd been the one who took this pic.
From 44DaveF  11/21/16
Nice profile pic! You look soooo good with a pie on your face *_* !
From Infi  8/16/16
WOW I hadn't even gone through my friend requests in ages, go me ;-; Thank you very much!! I love the pics you've posted too
From boychucker  8/14/16
New status: The grass was wet, I rolled with you...
From Piethro2  7/23/16
 
Great Video !! Congrats on well deserved WOTD !!!
From boychucker  7/22/16
 
New status: Just added a short video! It should be up soon!
From   7/20/16
Congratulations on being WOTD!!
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