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About Me:

Gay Man who really gets off on getting messy with Natrasol, Wallpaper Paste, TV Style gunge, Custard, Paint, Shaving Foam, and I love Throwing Pies now and then! Not really into food gunge but if you wanna throw a bucket of porridge at me or dump a load of baked beans on me then that's fine

I love getting trashed while wearing Hi-Viz, footie kit, trackies, scally and chav gear, or smart clothes.

My ideal sessions involve kissing, messing each other up, wrestling and being sexual with each other. It Has to be a two-way gunge meet, ending in a slimy fuck or a gungy wank at least

Check out my OnlyFans / Instagram / X - @messytradieuk

I'm here to: Chat with friends and connect with customers

My tags: foam, lube, pies, pudding, gel, messy, methylcellulose, shaving cream, chocolate, slime, clay, gunge, mud, custard, water, paint, athletic-wear, formal, fully clothed, pants, tight clothes, shorts, uniforms, and leather

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Trashing My Work Gear With Thick Black Gunge

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Slimed With Orange Gunge After Gym Workout

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Solo Slimy Fun In My Tradie Gear

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Messy Singlet Session with Madformuck

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GymPro Suit And Shaving Foam

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Football Kit Gunge Session With Rubber Johnny

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Tradie Playing With Thick Greasy Gunge

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Adidas Speedos and Wallpaper Paste Wank

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Wet Business Suit Wank

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Thick Black Gunge

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Completely Soaked

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Soapy Shower Wank In Tradie Gear

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Tradie Guys Gunge Sex Threesome

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Gunged After Work 2

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Post Gym Gunging

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Foam Pies After Work

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Gunged In Plastic Pants

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Slimed and Slopped In Singlets With Jonamission

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Wank In CK Boxers Filled With Gunge

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Gunged After Work

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Slimy Fun In Tradie Gear

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Messy Singlet Sex Session with Mucky Merlin

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Football Kit Gunge Sex Session with Rubber Johnny

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White Nike Socks And Green Gunge

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14 days ago

Commented on the video Wedding Suit Trashing, "FUCK! This is Incredibly HOT!! You just get better and better man!! LOVE IT

15 days ago

Is our new Wammer of the Day for Tuesday, September 1!

16 days ago

Uploaded 11 new pictures to his photo album, "Messy Tradie Lads Threesome"

16 days ago

Uploaded 14 new pictures to his photo album, "Messy Tradie Lads Threesome"

16 days ago

Uploaded 18 new pictures to his photo album, "Messy Tradie Lads Threesome"

7/26/26

Uploaded 10 new pictures to his photo album, "Post Gym Orange Gunging"

7/26/26

Uploaded 19 new pictures to his photo album, "Post Gym Orange Gunging"

7/26/26

Is our new Wammer of the Day for Sunday, July 26!

7/24/26

Uploaded 16 new pictures to his photo album, "Gunged After Work 2"

7/24/26

Uploaded 12 new pictures to his photo album, "Gunged After Work 2"

7/20/26

Added a new video: "Trashing My Work Gear With Thick Black Gunge"

7/20/26

Added a new video: "Slimed With Orange Gunge After Gym Workout"

6/28/26

Is our new Wammer of the Day for Sunday, June 28!

6/27/26

Uploaded 18 new pictures to his photo album, "Foam Pies After Work"

6/27/26

Uploaded 15 new pictures to his photo album, "Foam Pies After Work"

12 days ago

Had thick ooze poured down his pants by wetartist

15 days ago

Was gunged by dannyboy1988 in a booth

16 days ago

Had his undies filled with paint by davestafford

16 days ago

Had thick ooze poured down his pants by wetartist

7/26/26

Got dunked into a vat of paint by dirtybiker

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davinatvwirral 3/29/26

Very sexy where on north west xx

shortfoot78 7/19/25

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More chelsea kit please, you're so hot with !!!!

messytradieuk 1/1/25

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

40% OFF ALL SCENES ON MY UMD STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK!! Have a Messy 2025!!

tsarmina 9/16/24

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The conga rats are dancing for you again, WOTD!

megapies 9/16/24

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CONGRATS on WOTD - all hot stuff!

messytradieuk 9/9/24

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WOW!! Am completely shocked to discover I've been nominated for "Best Male Performer" in the Messtival Awards!! I didn't even know this was a thing!! If you want to vote for me, and see the other nominations then checkout this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqNFC-rxzveZFEfWSxHeOOfyUsZFBuH8hcqZAFcUgR-CB7FA/viewform?pli=1

tsarmina 8/6/24

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The conga rats are dancing for you, WOTD!

Gaygunge 5/1/24

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Mate, you are so fucking hot! Love wanking over you and hope one day you can fuck me in gunge.

messytradieuk 8/7/22

New Video messy tradie Now Available In My UMD Store!!

megapies 2/5/21

HOT new profile pic and albums: great to see a guy smiling and so revved up!

messytradieuk 2/5/21

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NEW PICS and my NEW STORE coming up here on UMD over the next few days! I hope all you messy folks are safe and well

messytradieuk 5/12/20

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OMG!! I can't believe I'm THE PIC OF THE DAY!! I had no idea you folks liked me that much!! Thank you for all the Love

norfkbloke 1/9/20

fuk i loved your wallpaper vid. was thinking of fuking u like that lol

harri6000 10/26/18

Perfect!

Gaysamwhite 6/12/16

Great profile update

sloppysimon 3/1/16

Your videos are great Craig I've been on gungelads many times its ace

messytradieuk 12/29/15

New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day folks!

GungeMasterMK 12/29/15

congrats on WOTD

excellent pics and videos! thanks for sharing

MessyBen 12/29/15

Congrats on being WOTD!

gungefan86 4/4/15

I'd love to gunge you someday!

messytradieuk 4/3/15

New status: Thanks for making me the Wammer Of The Day!!

jonnyk1981 1/27/15

Hey sexy hows tricks xxx

essexcruiser 10/23/14

Excellent Chelsea pics - great way of decorating!! Green gunge great too!!

wetscally 10/22/14

Love the chelsea kit mess. Was you wearing the socks as well lol?

animated 11/15/13

Cool pics. You got anymore of your chelsea kit being trashed?

craighca1 9/26/13

Hiya loving your pics xxx

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