Among producers still creating new pie videos and/or photoshoots, who makes the work you love the most?

Polls on the UMD are limited to 10 or fewer choices, and there are more than 20 pie producers I think deserve consideration here. So what I've done is divide up the list of pie video producers into two separate polls -- this one (producers still making videos) and another one, coming soon, dedicated to pie video producers who are no longer actively producing new material.

Even so, I had to leave a couple great ongoing producers out, and for that I deeply apologize -- Maria, Messy Miss Marie, Leila Hazlett, Rev. Slymsford, Messyangel, and Pie Zone, you all deserve a place here, I just couldn't squeeze everyone into this list. I have spoken in the past or present with all six of these producers -- or in the case of MessyAngel, with MissT -- and they all know I love and respect their work. No offense was intended in excluding them (or anyone else you might like to see named here that I may have forgotten about).

SO PLEASE USE THE 'WRITE IN' OPTION IF YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR A PRODUCER NOT LISTED BELOW. Simply post a reply below and name the producer who you feel is most deserving of the honor. After this poll has ended, I will tally up all the write-in votes and post them at the bottom of this thread alongside the vote counts of the producers in the official poll.


Argh! When I came back to this thread an hour or two after I posted it, the poll part had vanished from it, at least insofar as the thread was displaying for me. When I edit the post, the poll still shows up as part of it, with the votes cast up to this point still intact. I guess if the poll is not showing up for you, either, you can get to it via this link:
https://umd.net/polls
As I write this, it's the top poll on this page because it's the most recently creted, but it will move down the page as other people start new polls, so depending on when you look for it, you may well have to scroll down a bit to get to it. (I can't figure out a way to directly link to this specific poll.)

I am not offended at all..and thanks for the mention. I have always valued your support of my work.

I am interested to know whether this is a poll about the best pies in videos, or the best pie videos.

ie: For me, there are loads more things important to the success of a pie video than just the quality of the pies (though I recognise that is important, hence the work I have been doing to make my pies better, which will become apparent in about a year when I catch up on releases lol) ..so if I was voting in the poll..am I voting for the producer who makes the best pies...or the producer whose pie vids are the best due to other factors (quality of models/acting/reactions/plots etc) ?

Thanks again for all your ongoing support btw.

What I intended the poll to be was who makes the greatest pie videos overall, not who specifically makes the greatest pies. Of course, for many pie fans, the quality of the pies employed will play a fairly big role in determining how much we like a producer's work, but I think that for most of us -- as for you, Rev -- some combination of various other factors also come into play. These could include setup for the pieings, attractiveness of models, the specific clothing (or lack thereof) worn by the model, the quality of writing (if scripted), the quality of acting (if there is any of that), video production quality, etc.

I have to say Rich from Slapstick Stuff,Messygirl and Trouso were my inspiration to improve my pies to the American style cream.
They are ACE!
The feel,the noise,the texture etc are awesome!
This is from a custom filmed yesterday so you can see the difference!
There are of course many factors that make up a great pie film but when I think back to all the different models I've pied I wish I'd had this style of pies from the beginning!

I'm highly offended!!! Haha just kidding... I don't produce enough to be in any rubbings! I appreciate the mention though. Thanks boo

Don't sure if my opinion has some chance to be hold in some consideration...

...I'd like to say CaseWam!

I still offer new stuff just need to edit it faster LOL LOL

Lenny

There are some great choices, but my first choice would go to Neil Edwards (the man behind Pie Fight Girls)

I did not include Neil here since this poll by definition excludes anyone not currently producing WAM material. Neil filmed his last pie videos 8-9 years ago.

Great gifs though, deadpool... I for one consider Paris and Kym Neil's two greatest contributions to the world of WAM.

Sorry Lenny. I believed you a little while back when you said you were retiring. I do rememer that you've released a video or two recently, but I thought that was just backlog stuff you were getting around to in your "retirement."

CaseWam, like Pie Zone, is one of our most promising new producers for sure. I think of him as primarily a slime producer, although with only three videos out so far, I guess it's too early to call. I know his most recent one was pie-centric, but the previous two focused a lot more on slime.

I honestly like my own videos the best. (which is why I make them, I guess).

anglefan, s.s. have some amazing pie hits. lenny as well. we just produced a "lenny vision" custom and omg. he was SO RIGHT. the pies he picked out for us were so stunning!! if i can afford them for customs, i will be purchasing them or making my new pies i havent gotten to use yet on film boo.

i have a new pie recipe i havent been able to try yet bc of time and some other things going on (customs with ariel, things like that) but, i am excited to release it bc i have done SO MANY different pies over the years. i have finally found pies that not only do i like to use, i love the feel, but i think they look fabulous as well. they take some time to make, they arent just putting cool whip in a pie tin but they are worth it sometimes ariel and i, instead of doing a "smushing" with the pie tins, we do something like the picture below, where we actually fling the pie out of the tin and it hits HARD AS FUCK and it just EXPLODES. not your typical pieing style but we bust it out every once in a while bc it sincerely is the hardest way to hit someone when you pull back that pie tin and fling it and let that baby fly!! we have gotten pretty fucking good at our aim as you can see! haha!

but, s.s. and angle fan have always had some really great pieings and i love the way they do it. its hard to palm a pie like that with lady hands like ours!

but yes, s.s. and anglefan are who i was watching while i was masturbating in a pie video in my store bc holy shit. those girls and those pies...i WANTED THEM!! they are really that great!

I hope that scene was a big seller for you and that you do more scenes like it in the future. I was a huge fan of it!

You wanted those pies, or those ladies, or both? (PLEASE be "both")


Well, practice makes perfect. Try them on yourself, then on Ariel and Dixie. Once you got it right, start filming! Heck, you can film the practice run as well.

Having to pick one producer is torturous...

Only 5 hours left to vote, people, so let your voice be heard, if you haven't already. (I set this vote to last for 7 days, the maximum the UMD polling system allows.)

Currently Slapstick Stuff and Messy Jessie are neck and neck for first place, with Stuff ahead by one vote. Messygirl is not too far behind in third place.

Golly Gosh!
Thanks very very very much for everyone who voted for me!
I never thought I'd be in the same league as Rich and Messygirl for greatest pies so to come joint first with Rich is thrilling and makes all the work seem worthwhile.
I'm guessing somehow it's cos of these new pies I now have that this has happened plus the Wammer Of The Day status!
Talking of the new pies and the Messy Supplies Gunge-every single person who has a recent custom or session has chosen them and they all think this newer stuff is epic!
I'm at Man City's ground at the moment so it might not work but I try and put a couple of photo's on from my phone!
Thanks again.
Very grateful.
Love Jessie xxx

I reckon there's money to be made in a WAM recipe book - detailed instructions on how to make all the pies and slime from your favourite producers!

Actually yes, you are right.
Your pie stuff has been of an excellent standard!
Jess x

MLJ, I truly apologize for excluding you. Like the half dozen wonderful producers I name in my original post who were also left out, you certainly deserve a place in this poll.
If the UMD polling function allowed more than 10 candidates, I would've included you all.

I think different types of sex appeal has a lot to do with the results here.
For the UK Jessie just has such a cute 'girl next door' aura about her with a sort of cheekiness about her whereas for the polished professional American showman with such glamourous acts then Slapstick Stuff are second to none.
I think toint top billing for these two 'pie in the face' legends was a fair result!

Nobody compares to Jessie in my book.

Thanks for the votes, guys! Honored and humbled!! (Although I think the models had a lot to do with it....)

I think if there was a poll of who makes the most polished professional films you would win it.
I think maybe you didn't spring to mind for many because the WAM fetish aspects aren't obvious in where your films are sold/shown (that's not a critiscm,more a factual observation!).
I think now Genieveve is posting on here and discussing pies etc that may change.
I make no secret as with others that Messy Jessie is my personal favourite but I think it's great that you are taking part more in the UMD.
Can I make a suggestion though?
Obviously your speciality is Cosplay but I think it would be nice to see for people here to see Genieveve in a scene as herself just in a nice outfit as though you two were going to a restaurant or night out-but then the pies follow.
It may build more of a rapport and awareness of you guys as people as opposed to the characters.
That's were Jessie scores I think,sometimes she acts out a role but often it's just her having fun.
Just thinking who else does that well.
Jayce and Ariel,Candy Custard spring to mind so you feel like you know them a bit better.
Anyway keep up the great work.
It's very professional.

Congrats Rich!
I always thought yours were the best so was surprised and delighted to share honours with you!

Thanks Jess! Congrats to you too! You probably have a harder task since you Brits don't seem to know what Cool Whip is!!

Well yes Koolwhip was the great Holy Grail we didn't understand!
Then we heard of it on Family Guy to tease us more!
Recently though we have our special secret UK version that seems to be well received (in sales as well as in my face!!
This is it without colouring close up!

For X rated pie videos = Lenny
For non X rated pie videos = Rich