so, my kid decides instead of the beach with his grandparents (leaving me loads of time to work, skype, etc) he wants to go to chicago.....alone.....with his dad.
great dad, but really dumb. just kinda a "durrrrrr" type of guy. super duper waaaaaaay too easy going to have a 5 year old in the big city. i was scared to death as the time creeped closer and decided in 20 mins i was going. I had less than an hour to pack and was only allowed to pack one backpack! ONE BACKPACK? IM A GIRL!!!!
i digress,
i could not afford this trip up here and have basically been living on peanut buttr crackers while my sons father takes him out to eat and whatnots. haha. so, when i return i will be taking as many customs as i can and getting theo prices down as low as i possibly can for you without hurting ,my ability to make SOME profit, not undercut other producers and not hurt my own integrity. i can take these with jilly and take them with ariel at ANYTIME. i return on sunday night (walking dead premiere) and then monday i will be on my computer awaiting any and all requests.
ANYTHING GOES HERE FOLKS! i want to see what yall can bring to the table!!! i want some savory, i want some really cool ideas, maybe we can even find a substance I have not had the pleasure of using. I am still runningg the sale of "free outfits if i have them, which i probably do and free supplies if i have them which i have a lot"
thanks for reading if you have! so much love and i appreciate the hell out of you all so very much. you make this stuff so awesome for me!!!
taking skype sessions as well when i return! if you want one, keep me in mind!!! ariel too!!!!

Just beware of a man named Leroy Brown.

you are awesome

dude, i heard he was the baddest man in the whole damn town. i am so glad you reminded me!!! XD

Aww, it isn't that bad, Jayce. I grew up and still live there. Just kinda wish I knew.

mmm so wants a custom.. Puts thinking cap on.

Ugh, your kid's dad is a total dingus... I'm glad my other little best friend is having a good time though. HOWEVER, I do wish his dad would at least FEED YOU, you skinny bitch!

Give all my love to the gingerbread man x We miss you! Don't forget to call Kemic and you guys sing happy birthday to him! We might hit up the last night of the fall festival for his b-day. Come back in time for us to carve pumpkins

P.s. I second Jayce on the pricing thing though. We are literally the kind of people who will take gas $$ from our own pockets to drive all around town to make sure we get the best prices on even just supplies so whomever gets a custom gets the best deal possible without deliberately undercutting anyone else's prices.

And even though we don't see him around on UMD that much anymore, we still have Kemic filming as much as humanly possible so there's always that badass quality for ya I think most recently he filmed Jayce & Ariel fighting in the mud in long socks and skirts. He's a total badass!

Support our lovely WAM ladies!!!! They don't have to eat peanut butter crackers, and you get the video you've always wanted with three of the cutest and most friendly wammers on the site! Sounds like a great deal to me! Get on it UMD!

You are only 2 hours away? Would love to be pied and humiliated by you. Ya know, if you're still doing sessions, a little extra cash cud help with you're trip expenses. HINT,HINT. Got the weekend off so if it's something you"re up for, get ahold of me. I'll even make you dinner. I've been told I make one heck of a peanutbutter and cracker. .

He caries a 32 gun in his pocket for fun and a razor blade in his shoe.

i appreciate you all not treating me like a charity case! yall are so awesome!~ I never like to get on here and ASK FOR ANYTHING. especially with all this crazy shit going on with people getting ripped off and helping others with no promises kept.
i am honest to God just asking for work and willing to help you out too by working on a price together
and the leroy brown thing has gotten completely awesome


and i have NOT seen mrs. bee anywhere??!! where are you, woman??!!

if you do not want to order a custom, i have a store full of videos....about 180 now to be exact and a vidown store with about 44 videos including a lot of my new ones that you could purchase from, that would help a ton!
i realized last night after my son almost walked into oncoming traffic on dads watch....that i am totally needed here. if i went into a huge explanation of all the thinlgs my child could have possibly perished from on this trip....you all would be like "whaaaaaaa?"
yeah. so. i am so glad i came! but, man. this is NOT something i could afford at all! anyway, you all rock and keep the heckling coming because it makes me laugh and i love it. the leroy brown thing is awesome and if any of you know any vinyl stores or anywhere to purchase shepard fairey artwork here, for the guy who let us stay at his place, i would appreciate it. shepard fairy is the guy who does OBEY clothing and all the graphic design work for it.
please pray for me that i cant buy any for myself.......unless i could talk my ex into it. bwah bwaaaah bwaaaaaaaahhhhhh

He let the kiddo walk into traffic? I bet after you got thru with him, he looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a coupla pieces gone!

What part of the city are you in, Jayce?? If I spy you on North Michigan Avenue, consider yourself pied, girlie!!

Seriously, if you ever have a little more notice for a trip with your son, hit us up via PM; there are actually lots of cool places for little people in Chicago, and many are fun for grown ups, too. We'd be happy to suggest some!

xx Mrs. Bee

Good luck on getting enough customs. I'd really LOVE to take you up on the offer (and have a few ideas that I'd want to get done), but can't afford to do it right now.

Ship you are awesome. We are planning another as soon as I can actually afford it and im not just babysitting two kids (one is an adult lol) and I will totally hit yall up. Such short notice! Also, mhalver you have done a lot. You buy our vids and you give us great praise that is a lot in itself and is greatly appreciated!!!

Is he badder than old King Kong?

Meaner than this guy?

Jacey, you really should get ahold of BG and some others. I think you'd enjoy it.

You should spend a day at Neimans or Barneys. Not shop--spend a day!

BTW I'm not Leroy...... don't have a custom Continental..... but I do have an Eldorado, too.

I just wish my bank account would let me pick up one of your famous cheerleader customs right now.

dont worry, hooter! i am gonna be posting loads of pics later this week of outfits i have and the cheerleading outfits are some of them!! along with a shit ton of formal dresses, im talking long, beautiful, FORMALS. like old school bridesmaid dresses with puffy sleeves but like, southern belle looking. gorgeous.
plus a shit ton of hosiery, lingerie, still have some pvc, bondage material, garters, i mean...it is endless.
i have a wedding dress to trash, amazingly beautiful but, that would cost about 300 just for the dress since the dress is worth THOUSANDS. and i am selling it for next to nothing. it. is. fabulous. one of a kind, new dress.
so, inbox me folks! i love yall and thank you so much, again, for not treating me like a charity case but just someone looking for more work! i appreciate it so much!!!

That's what I've heard .....

norman