Here's a few highlight moments from the messy tour thus far yall! There's loads more obviously, but it's all sitting on memory cards awaiting my return to a computer screen. Oh and I'm happy to announce I'll be renting a car for the next 12 days to end tour with some freedom from the damn crappy USA public transportation. Ha!! Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virgina's, New York, Conneticut, and Massachusetts hit me up ASAP!!

What a great community we have by the way!! Everyone I've met has been so awesome, open minded, relaxed, and all with their own little twist on messy thangs! So much fun!

Glad to see your tour is going well. Hope we see you again when you get closer to home.

Caution! Maybe you can screen grab something usable from our... Ummm.... "Bizarre?" Footage?! Lol!!

And thanks messy girl! I can't wait to see yall again! Im still totally in "non lesbian but umm kinda love" with Vika! (And yes! That's an official term.

Welcome to Indiana, Maria! I can't wait to see you tomorrow!

Those are fantastic pics of your tour so far! I particularly LOVE the ones of you and Vika!

Norman

I'll add in some video still frame captures from our session for your collection.

Thanks for the pics Clue!! Dave just yelled at me "I don't want to go back to being poor!!!" As we staged a shot of "rica" life in a fancy bathroom with a phone.



Ugh... Im probably too old for this shananigans! Ha!!!!

Oy!!! Fyi!!! I hope this doesn't get flagged! It isn't a scat photo!!! Just a joke about rich people and phones in bathrooms. Lol

Clue, these are awesome!

I hope that I can do that well messing up Maria Tuesday morning!

Norman

Give it your best shot. I'm sure she'll enjoy the attempt.

You one percenters...

Happy Pi day!!! Lol

Ermagerd! Have fun Maria & Norman

Great pics so far Maria

Those are some righteous pictures of your journey! Now that your moving to a WAMmobile, can't wait to see what's upcoming in Indiana and the rest of the East coast.

Wish I knew an NYC-area hottie for you to mud wrestle.

Hah! This tour looks so immensely fun! I'm glad it is going well .

Where at in Pennsylvania will you be?

Lmao!!! You don't like me having important business calls?! What's your problem dude!?!?

If you're referring to my session, I'm working on a video with some of the footage from it. Won't be the greatest video quality, as I honest didn't think through any video recording of it. It was honestly an "oh, right, that would be good to do" kinda thing just before we started off the session. I'm just going through it and cropping out and removing anything that would be in any way identifying of myself.

I'll try to post a link to what I end up with at some point in the next day or so.

ill be there in the morning moving car seats to pick yall up from the hotel! haha! you will get to see how disgusting miss jayce lives in her car. but i have girl scout cookies!! breakfast of champions!!

I had an AMAZING session with Maria this morning!

I picked her and Dave up yesterday afternoon at the bus station in Louisville, and took them to their hotel in Evansville. So we had about 2 hours to talk in the car. We ate supper and then did some shopping for supplies. Then this morning we had our session.

First of all, let me say that Maria is even cuter in person than her pictures show! And very hot! She is such a sweetheart, she makes you feel very comfortable from the moment you meet her! She's very funny, and her laugh/giggle is adorable!

Maria has beautiful dark brown eyes that light up when you talk with her about getting messy!

She wore a black bra & panties, with a black see-through lace "dress" that barely covered her cute butt! She had picked it out the night before and when she showed it to me I knew that *that* was what she had to wear! She looked HOTTER THAN HELL in it! We role played a dominatrix and her submissive, with me hand-cuffed, tied to a chair, and gagged, and she messed me up beautifully! Then I *escaped*, and handcuffed her and pied and messed her beyond recognition! We ended with some tit-for-tat pieing!

For those who may not know it from my posts, I have wammed for years, but always by myself. I have never pied nor been pied by a woman. To have someone as hot and beautiful as Maria pop my "wamming with someone else" cherry was awesome!

I couldn't have hoped for a more amazing experience! If you are anywhere near her path on the next leg of her tour, you owe it to yourself to hook up with her! Now that she's rented a car, she will come to you!

Thank you so much, Maria!

Norman

Thanks Norman! I agree that session was awesome, and I feel honored to have popped your coed wam cherry! Im Happy you don't mind my laugh because lawd knows I can't stay in dominatrix character well! Ha!!

And still working on finding this elusive rental car! Anyone have any hints on cheap car rental shopping?!?!

OK, here's some random footage from my session with Maria. Apologies for quality and spotty content. Stupidly, I didn't really think about recording of things until JUST before start of the session. I popped my DSLR on a tripod and pointed it at things without much thought to it. In an attempt to keep the location and myself anonymized, I did a few things. First, I removed footage that was either with myself in shot, or was simply blocked out by me causing nothing to be able to be seen. Second, I chopped out any bits of audio with me in it. Third, and most significantly, I cropped the video down, mostly horizontally, to obscure myself and any particular recognizable location info. I did NOT shoot this on a cell phone in portrait mode (that drives me crazy). Unfortunately, with how I did this, that's what it turned out to look like.

But, I figured I'd share at least some of the bits of footage. I'm not into role play, and I'm actually a big fan of casual wear, so the simple jeans and t-shirt were ones we picked up while supply shopping before the session. Maria was a an absolute delight, with great reactions and true enjoyment, and I hope the vid might help bring her some more work and play. She deserves it.

Video link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxPztx-vICW2ZWhlWGZyOUYyQ28/view?usp=sharing

Don't suppose you'd care to stop in DC/ Maryland?

Well this F'ING SUCKS!!! I've called everywhere and no one will accept a visa debit for car rental! It has to be a major credit card. So im back on the bus. This is a crap location to get out of. Im im evensville Indiana and all outs are crazy expensive even the damn bus! I got us here for $50! Now it's looking like at least $300 to get out. I feel like the children of the corn are going to come after me or something. Agh!

Seriously, does anyone have tips on how to handle this pickle I be gotten myself into here? Lol! I suppose it had to happen eventually, thus far my budget travel has gone far too smoothly.

Side note: thanks for the video Clue! And Norman here's a couple pics from my phone!

ill make some calls for you, hun. let me get this video up and i will see about rentals.
there should be a place here where they will take a visa card. i dont understand that. i will call around.

I don't travel often enough to be of much help for advice. Haven't rented a car in a decade. You'd think one of them would be a bit more flexible.

Hopefully there'll be a good solution.

Maria,

That's odd. We use our debit MasterCard all the time for travel and auto rentals. Did you check with your bank to see if there's an issue?
Is there a Rent-A-Wreck around there (sounds worse than it is - the cars are older but they're fine) but a friend of mine used them when stranded and all the other car rentals were sold out -they happily accepted debit or cash)
Maybe a prepaid credit card (as opposed to prepaid debit) will work if you can load enough $$ on it. It's worth a try. You can pick them up at Wal-Mart, Walgreen's and certain grocery stores. I get them for my daughter sometimes but she hasn't used them for car rentals so I don't know.. maybe another person with more experience can weigh in on this? Well, dang, I guess I'm not being that helpful, after all. Best of luck!

Bee

From what I understand, there's not many, but "some" rental car companies will take debit cards. Hopefully, there's one of "those" companies in Evansville.

Good luck!

Norman

I know it's crazy. It's just an awkward location I guess. Im still searching and all this help is greatly appreciated. MsBee 4 places have said it has to be a major credit card. I'll check the wrecker option online now. I was so stoked about having the freedom of a car! Haha Thanks Jayce!

@Clue: Thanks for posting that vid! It's fantastic! I've found that Maria is very sensitive to cold items. Her laugh as you added the cold items was really funny!

And Maria, thanks for posting the clean pics of yourself from yesterday! They really came out great! So hot and beautiful, as you get the cake ready that you forced me to sit in!

Norman