challenge said: May I still come please, can't be in any pics or anything though? Is that still ok or are people upset with me?
Ps. I so want to hug sammy Jane and May I put in a rather odd request. Can I ask sammy Jane to consider wearing her black tights and heels.
This is what got me into sploshing...
it's August, Challenge. I strongly doubt Sammy Jane will be in tights, and certainly not for your personal pleasure
It's fine for you to attend as long as you're going to approach it as a social occasion and stop thinking with your dick for a few hours. If you can't do that then it will be very uncomfortable for everyone and best you don't go.
challenge said: May I still come please, can't be in any pics or anything though? Is that still ok or are people upset with me?
Ps. I so want to hug sammy Jane and May I put in a rather odd request. Can I ask sammy Jane to consider wearing her black tights and heels.
This is what got me into sploshing...
Ok ok I think im starting to understand you Challenge and this is what I have to say....
Come to the Splunch. Sit outside... but at a 40 degree angle from front door, sitting cross legged on a curb across the street out of everyone's way, with a bucket over your head. If you are a good boy and don't move a muscle after 3 hours of Candy, myself, and the other ladies ....MIGHT... Come lift your bucket fill it and dump it on your head with the back wash we pick up from empty glasses we collect from tables... All the while being good Samaritans and simply helping the bartenders. If you have the appropriate reaction (which we won't tell you what that is) you may be allowed to clean yourself and hang out with us like a chill individual. Ok? Are you happy?
Ummmm... Sorry if that sounded rude... But FUCK ME!!!!!
I don't usually enter into discussions like this, but guys,,,you can't reason with stupid!
I'm sorry Challenge, if this sounds a bit harsh, but please take a hint and back off. If you truly have any respect for any of the ladies on this site, and don't want to get kicked off....please back off. That is all.
"This is a vanilla meet; all over 18 from anywhere are welcome ..."
If you feel you have the need and the right to lecture others on their behaviour or potential behaviour, perhaps you'd have the good grace to do it in pm.
messyjojo said: I don't usually enter into discussions like this, but guys,,,you can't reason with stupid!
I'm sorry Challenge, if this sounds a bit harsh, but please take a hint and back off. If you truly have any respect for any of the ladies on this site, and don't want to get kicked off....please back off. That is all.
It is funny when guys act like there's no female wammers. I know for a FACT we are here... Many are lurkers because the moment you say you have a vigina people act as if you exist for their pleasure instead of your own here. Fucking guys!!! Agh !!! I love and hate you!!!
More importantly, fucking yes! This is going to be such a fun meet!!!!!
MyPieRogative said: the moment you say you have a vigina people act as if you exist for their pleasure instead of your own here. Fucking guys!!! Agh !!! I love and hate you!!!
only one guy has been a problem on the thread and I think it's safe to say he got put in his place. lets look forward to meeting the awesome ones, who are thankfully greater in number
MyPieRogative said: the moment you say you have a vigina people act as if you exist for their pleasure instead of your own here. Fucking guys!!! Agh !!! I love and hate you!!!
only one guy has been a problem on the thread and I think it's safe to say he got put in his place. lets look forward to meeting the awesome ones, who are thankfully greater in number
Yes agreed. Sorry. I def took that as an opportunity to vent about things that happened elsewhere in this Umd space. We should all go get smashed together and laugh about it... Oh shit!! Wait!!! We can do that at the Bristol Splunch
Hoping I can make it sadly my car is currently being a git... Crossing my fingers and hoping it can be sorted and won't cost a fortune (because it's also due its MOT, it never rains, but it pours right?)
MikeNomic said: I restate a line from the opening post: -
"This is a vanilla meet; all over 18 from anywhere are welcome ..."
If you feel you have the need and the right to lecture others on their behaviour or potential behaviour, perhaps you'd have the good grace to do it in pm.
Thank you.
Let that be an end to it.
Mike.
I apologise for my outburst...I was tired and hangry, should have known better....
You can make that DungeonMasterOne + Honeysuckle. Hotel room booked!
She's definitely (barring accidents) coming and should be shooting with Candy in the evening, Candy has also taken up my offer of video camera operator so neither of us will be at the dinner - on the one hand I'll be sorry to miss the great Chinese, but looking forward to testing my skills on another producer's production. Colaboration is how the sploshing scene was originally built, so happy to help out.
Looking forward to quaffing some Thatcher's Heritage in the pub beforehand though!
Not posted on the forums before, and it can only be a maybe at the moment but we was just wondering if myself and Debra can clear our diaries for that day if there was still space for two more?
We are really hoping as it's so close to us to attend and experience this for the first time and meet some amazing like minded people
Hi Chris & Debra, yes, there'll be plenty of room for you both at the Splunch, and I look forward to seeing you there. Whereabouts are you, and are you likely to stay for dinner Saturday evening?
After a drought of no messiness for some time, then having 2 events within a few weeks of each other I think I can say I have got my groove back - let's hope we can make it a hat trick and get back in the mud, I've got everything I have 2 of crossed
Mike Nomic (D) Candy Custard Crusenforagunging + Debra (D) DPA a.k.a The Don 88 DungeonMasterOne +Honeysuckle Falkor + 1 Finchy & Mrs Finchy Henry Wilcox Jelly'n'Custard & J'n'C Studios Jojo +1 (D) LRZ + 1 Messy Laura & Mordicus (D) MyPieRogative Mud_ndp (D) Nastygunge Piemaster (D) Sammy-Jane (D) Skitty-Kitty (D) Tammy B WAM262 + 1 Wamadeus (D) Yamtree
Possibles.
Aufpet Call-me-yours Darkchivalry James Tongue Piememistress
... and particularly for the newcomers, so that you don't feel obliged to go round asking people if they are 'the custard crew', we have an area reserved for us at the front of the bar, just inside the main doors on the right. Look out for a map and a light bulb on the table.
Missed last year but I'll be there and... for the first time so will my dearest so treat her nicely you messy rabble!...should arrive about 4pm, Cheers. (p.s. I used to be Mellifluentone but my login always buggered up so now Daydreamer and actually active! You'll recognize me if you've been at the massive turnout in bham 2012 or 2013 & 2014 summer Splunches in good old Brizzle....
Really looking forwards to it, and some more of that delicious Thatcher's Heritage cider from last time!
Edit: Just found there's an actual event calendar thing where you can indicate you're attending, it's here for this splunch, or under People / Calandar and Alerts on the menu for everything else: https://umd.net/calendar/bristol-splunch-18--20th-a
The Hall is so quiet at this early hour, the morning light streaming through the eastern windows, but as a household that usually keeps late hours, not a soul about above stairs. Just making ready to set off, Cook has prepared a lovely breakfast.
Another amazing splunch....thanks again Mike for organizing the mayhem lol! Finally got to meet the madness that is @mypierogative....as well as the rest of the gang . Lovely to meet so many newbies too...welcome to our world xx
It was so awesome getting to meet everyone! Wamdaeus has me thinking I need to travel with a second bag with a portable pvc pipe Gunge tank!!!! Agh!!!
Oh.... Side story.... I went out last night after filming and bumped into that bartender that had to clean up the foam!! Ha!! I let him know Yall had nothing to do with that.