so, when jilly made my profile, she put my year of birth the same as hers...not sure why i guess just because... but i am actually turning 30 this year and in NO WAY am i bummed about this. I feel more sexual, more into my fetish, i fucking love my titties, i am just.....happy! I mean yeah, i got my shit. we all got our shit that stresses us out but overall, I am and have been a pretty fucking happy chick!
So, anyway, we did a DIRTY 30 series and we found these INCREDIBLE pies we used for our session (the one where we clogged the shower!) and wow. they were french silk pre made pies for way less than other store boughts and WAY MESSIER!
I REALLY REALLY want to get completely fucked up with 30 of these pies and not just a regular old pieing by Ariel.....no....it has to be something different. Something more insane!!! I want to have a few of my friends come in who KNOW what I do but have NEVER participated or seen it or even thrown a pie just all take turns giving me pie after pie!
We actually have a theme for my birthday night we all hang out called "FLIFF NIGHT" if you dont know, fliff means money....which i dont have a lot of but we have decided to do this because of this video i am going to post below. there is a part 2. watch it! i dont drink so i will be making all my friends drinks, since i bartend and just having the best time ever!!!
Here on the umd, i have a wish list i will be updating if anyone wants to send me stuff to get messy in, ill send you the vid i get messy in it
if anyone wants to help sponsor the "REAL DEAL I JUST TURNED 30, DIRTY 30!!" contact me! ill post a pic of the pies. They are from gfs.com and are french silk pies. amazing!!! and they taste so good!
I also want to do a savory gunging with 30 DIFFERENT GROSS THINGS TO GET GUNGED WITH!!! I wanna beat Ariel with who can get the grossest!
Anyway, just a happy birthday means the world to me! I figured i'd let yall know that "its a celebration, bitches!!!" i will be attending the strip club and "whipping out fliff like a sultan" which will actually probably only be like 20 bucks in ones. lol!! but hey! i love it! So, contact me if you wanna be a part of my bday celebration of mess or just to say happy bday june 11th! THIS IS A BIG ONE!!


https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fliff+night+part+1

This all sounds fantastic and fun and awesome and I'm jealous.

Also, I learned a new word today.

(I still can't swallow "fleek", but apparently that's what the kids are saying these days, so...)

JY

30's just a number man. I too feel more sexual, more into my fetish, and fucking love your tittes.......

I think you can break the record from Ariel's last shoot with Sadie (http://umd.net/forums/savory-sadie-takes-a-huge-gung).
I also think it was a big waste that nobody dunked herself in the tub after the shoot :devil:

OMG Jayce!!! You have the exact same birthday ( same year even ) as my ex girlfriend who was also into WAM and anything naughty and sexy!! Was there something in the air that day you both were born!?

Have a very happy 30th birthday!!!!!!

Mmm yes....beat that & then submerge after?

Whatever you do for your birthday will be epic

LOL on the "Fliff" videos

This sounds amazing!

Awesome, Jayce!! I'm turning 30 this summer, too - I'm getting dirty by spending it out at Studio 588 in the mud!

Hope you have the dirtiest thirtieth of them all! :dunce: ("D" for "dirty")

A cake sit would be really nice too. :dunce:

Of course after you blow out the candles and remove them....

Sitting on 30 lit candles would certainly make you hot. :splat:

i think i have the gunging in the works. i will be chatting with a lad on here tomorrow about it and let me tell you, my idea for it is INSANE!!! i am bringing in 30 with delicious pies and some fucking AWESOME SAVORY GOODNESS! it is going to be an epic mess. Ariel is going to be doing one too from what i understand. we are gonna have to do some kind of "whoever gets the most hearts" or some shit to see who wins!
so, the savory gunging is in the works! looking for someone to order the pie one becuase HOLY HELL. it is going to be hilariously invigorating for me to get pied by people that have NEVER pied anyone before and explaining to them HOW to pie properly before hand, me taking all those amazing pies, one at a time, awesomely, and then i want a big, gigantic tub of mystery substance 2.0 just poured over me from above!!! anybody wanna help me make this happen? inbox me! i fucking am DYING to do this stuff! like i said, i think i may have the savory one in the works but the pie one, is a MUST! these pies are incredible! the best i have seen us use thus far besides a few others here and there (my pie crusts filled with eggs were pretty fucking rad!) so, heres to 30! lets get this party fucking started!!! i am ready to have my house smell like ass for a day or so!!! bwahahahaa!

Sounds awesome and hopefully you can pull both of them off. Considering it is a BIRTHDAY thing, make sure that you are dressed appropriately (hopefully it is clear where I was going with that...)

Wow Jayce you're getting old. Just kidding because I am older (35)
Happy early birthday.
Hopefully you'll get what you want, and if you go out to the club get the stripper involved.

You're always welcome to come to Cali for as many pies as you want...

Happy birthday lady!

i dont EXPECT anything from anyone but i am gonna go get on my wish list since we have sick kiddos and cant shoot today. you know, just for kicks haha! i love yall! a happy birthday will suffice, too!!! kind words mean the world to me
its gonna be good. i will be posting pics of the festivities that i can without our friends in it!

It's perhaps on the nose, but i do think a birthday cake-sitting is appropriate, maybe that could be the finale?

holy shit! you fucking read my mind i was JUST messaging someone and JUST said that same exact thing!!!!

While I always enjoy an excited and thrilled Jayce (who wouldn't?), to be fair i took my queue from Jinxguy's suggestion above.

It's appropriate to the birthday, but also, especially if it was a nude cake-sit...

Well, that's never turned out badly for anyone.

JY

This sounds like a great time.

Well i am surprised honestly.... Jayce i would have sworn you were only like 26-27 you are too vibrant and youthful.... Well that is coming from this 28 going on 29 year old..... i have about 7 days till my birthday now (i am posting this on 05/08/2015) -haven't slept yet so its still yesterday for me- I am not sure what i would do if i was as popular as you lovely ladies are at a time of my birthday.... well maybe one day.

we will be around your side of the world on thursday! and yulp. im shocked yall didn't think i would be that old. i have been through hell and back on my body with my life, my drug addictions (6.5 years clean!) and my kidneys sucking, so that is a real compliment to me thank you! i live with a lot of love in my heart. i think that is what keeps me so damn happy
i love you all and if anyone on here DOES want to get me something from my updated wish list, which is so incredibly kind, and i have had a few people ask me, please inbox me for an address to send it to you all rock!
also, the two vids i am doing, there are two people helping me sponsor it who would love help too to make these insane! you will get the video before anyone else so just inbox me about that as well, you can also help me choose savory items, donate a savory item, or put in for a pie towards the 30 or the cake for me to sit my naked ass on! i am bringing in 30 with a BANG!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS FETISH!!!!

I was at Costco the other day and saw this beauty of bulk food packaging - that would make a great addition to a birthday cake! Heck, it would go a long way towards turning yourself into a birthday cake!

Hey babes! Good luck with this - I'm 35 on the 10th June! Haha take a few splats for me (although I'll be messy on the 9th so maybe I should take some for you)

Happy upcoming birthday, and more importantly congratulations on staying clean for so long... which under normal UMD circumstances would seem like an odd thing to say to *you* of all people, but never mind. Anyway enjoy the milestone and hope you have a great celebration with your family.

You can say anything to me you want! I appreciate the love on staying clean because it was a hard ass thing to kick!!! Many failed attempts were made and I am better for it. Coming off of methadone (not meth) aka synthetic and LEGAL heroine was the hardest thing I have ever done. I am damn proud of myself and I am thankful to be alive (after some close calls) and having the best, most scary ( single parenting) fun, crazy, stressful, wonderful adventure we call LIFE. I'm living it actually feeling life and I love it!! Woooot bring on the mess!!!

Oh! And on my wish list are some things I cannot get messy that I want so bad, if you get it for me, message me and pick a free vid!!

Jayce, happy birthday! I'm so glad you've decided to celebrate in a messy way... If I could make some suggestions... I think savory mixed with sweet, but all slimy would be amazing! I think you should wear white stockings and a tight white tank for the session...

Substances:
Chocolate sauce,
Syrup,
Gravy,
Oil,
Pudding,
Mayo,
Gravy,
Egg eaters

I've messed with all of these and they feel great! If you want to go for it and get really gross, I think mixing non traditional stuff together and filling your mouth/gargling and drooling it out would be super hot! As someone who has done it, getting all this slop mixed with spit, etc is very hot!

Maybe Ariel can help by spitting mouthfuls of slop all over you... Let it get all over you, rub it around, collect all the stuff in a bowl and so head dunks, mouthfuls... Seeing you and Ariel spit this slop all over each other would be awesome!!!

What do you think? Maybe I'll have to spring for a custom or something. Maybe we could chat separately too. I love working out these scenarios!

Take care and happy birthday!!!!