I'm looking for some inspiration. If you could have ANYTHING what would you choose? A swimming pool full of chili? A slide greased up leading into a pie the size of a large bed? Something simple like a muddy puddle in the middle of a field? I just want to know what you would want to happen if you could do anything in the world with anyone.

Mine is a giant clay field the size of a football court with enough wammers to fill the entire thing. I want the clay to be slushy yet still keeping me suctioned in, and at least 2 feet deep. I would want to look around and see other getting buried, hit in the face with clay balls, or getting handy with each other or the clay, or just trying to wrestle and pin each other down. Of course, to make it fun I would want a diving board in a slushier part of the clay to offer a slash zone to anyone standing near the jump site. Might be a bit boring to some, but it is what I fantasize about.

What's yours?

That sounds like the middle of my pie fight room! You might have to climb a cake to get to the diving board

A roomful of lovely ladies at a formal (or at least not very informal) gathering; a disagreement; desserts are thrown; wrestling and the removal of each other's clothes could ensue.

To me, the social context is more important than the quality or quantity of the pies and cakes. Well, who the participants are, and what the social context is--their friendships and rivalries, etc.

Unrealistic unless I secretly won the recent lotto, but I'd splurge (pun intended) on a lazy river full of slime for ghostbuster fantasy recreations...all would be welcome to see who could do a better imitation of the river of slime scene!

~ACD

I have a few different ones but I think the biggest two would be first to have access to a huge clay pit with clay that was about the consistency of peanut butter, and that is deep enough that I could sink under.

The other one would be a dry swimming pool that would be filled to messy item after messy item after they would be thrown at me, cakes, pies, slimes, oat meal, really everything.

Oh, if I can have a little bit of bondage too, another one would to be lead into a swamp with a leash and my hands tied behind my back and be dragged into deeper and deeper mud until I got stuck.

That could be interesting...

My dream has been to fulfill my girlfriends dream of finding a decent mud pit. She has never been in one and is dying to try it. my personal dream all for myself is to have her get messy with another girl (thankfully she also wants this) although i love her and respect her privacy, I would want full details if I wasn't present ..

My messy session fantasy would include a large jacuzzi filled tub at a hotel. The tub would be filled with a layer of warmed up chocolate pudding at least a foot deep. The second layer would be at least another 6 to 8 inches of spray whip cream. I would then invite two lovely WAM ladies in string bikinis (you know who you are lol) to join me in the "fun tub"....

My dream WAM session?

One I don't have to pay for!!!!

A cake the size of a car or king size bed. Me and a naked girl or two just diving on to it, splatting it everywhere and then fucking in the mess.

Slightly more achievable would be a bed laden with sheet cakes. Same plan with me and the girl, and spend the night lying fast asleep in the squished cakes.

Even more possible if only my wife would let me, simply placing a large cake on my cock and having her straddle me and fuck me with the cake squished in between our sensitive bits.

i guess i've already had my dream session. looks like i'll have to come up with something new.

I'd like to build a big retreat centre hidden away in the English countryside, with a huge house with rooms devoted to every kind of mess you can imagine. Everything would be heated, well lit and perfectly tailored to whatever a person could want. Outside there would be a selection of heated clay pits too of varying depths. Naturally I'd have bits for my own private use too, and for invited guests. Giant treacle pits, bubbling clay pools etc. Then I'd invite everyone to come along for orgy-filled holidays, donations welcome.

Mine is a self-cleaning house in which every room includes a closet that contains a few hundred freshly thawed whip cream pies, plus a hundred or so cans of shaving cream for good measure. And at this house I just happen to be hosting half a dozen very friendly lingerie models who've brought a bunch of their work home with them, so to speak.

And the back yard of this house has a swimming pool filled with whipped cream and chocolate pudding, plus the clay field Stella describes above. That should keep me busy for a while.

Wow, it sucks being single on Valentine's day...

A naked pie fight with a cute, chubby, older British dude. Or at least a guy who could fake a convincing British accent.

I suspect there are quite a number of older, larger, British men on here who would be more than happy to help you with that! Good luck.

i have been able to literally swim in clay mud. that was a dream come true.
i just got to do another one off the bucket list the other day. it was literally the most exhiliarating things ever and i got to get in it not once, but TWICE!

I just want to see someone play with some transparant lotion in a bathtub, but that material seems very rare.

Something like this: https://www.tnaflix.com/group-sex/Japanese-girls-lotion-pool/video478682

My dream would include a few of the fine models that frequent this site, and a couple of the new inflatable wrestling rings from Pipedream Extreme. One filled with pudding, one with mud or clay and one with lube to make it interesting.

Your dream Wam session sounds very good there so many dreams so little time one I have is to be naked and have a Woman pie me and slime me or get dunked in a slime filled dunk tank

I actually know how to make that. I have a few photos with it, but I have never done anything to that scale. If I could easily dispose of it I could make that scenario come true.

OMG, this is *SO* perfect! The part about the cake and her straddling you so that it squishes between y'all while your'e fucking and the part about fucking on the bed of cakes is super hot and exactly the type of stuff I was thinking of when I read that other thread about how it's all been done before in WAM. There is so much really hot messy sex/hardcore stuff we have yet to see! I dig the way you think.

My fantasies are similar to that sort of stuff. Filthy sex while covered or submerged in huge amounts of mess: sliding around on a messy bed, fucking and going down on a beautiful women while being deluged in various muck, fucking while submerged in a tub of warm oatmeal or buried up to my neck in thick mud. Things I want to experience IRL and see in videos!

I also have a couple more unusual or explicit fantasies that might be a bit too extreme for the UMD that I still would love to see either done by a more "adventurous" model/producer or IRL. Things involving something similar to the infamous "gungetube" of Brian's crazygirl days. I guess maybe I am just too much of a pervert, oh well.

I can tell you right now that I'd buy that potential clip straight away!