Yeah, I doubt Kelsey's selling a video and if she does you'll probably have to double that.

I think we can all agree that kelsey should get some more scenes up on her store asap . I was hoping to see some of her pie handling skills.

Agreed, if this thread lights a fire under Kelsey and gets some new YC scenes, it was all worth it

Until this thread I DID assume that the sudden drop in updates had something to do with not competing with Slimed models, is that not the case?
Lots of promising stuff

Where is Regis when you need him!?

......

Well that would have just made you an ass for assuming that.

Lol I guess so

Our store got mentioned for slime somewhere in all of these replies. Thanks!

Kelsey said 'I don't know' in one of her replies.

I too like Slime.

What's with all the thirsty? Someone needs to get Rich and Kelsey some water ASAP. it's like 95 degrees outside, I am very concerned!

Robby... Take it away!

I do hope that all parties involved can have a civil private conversation and talk it all out so that everyone can move forward happily.

I'm guessing it's not just Senator Lancelot Prevert, which is too obvious, but whoever gets the right answer let me know or it'll bother me!

Rich wrote me a really nice email and I'm about to write him a really nice one back and we were both wrong about some things and both had valid reasons leading to our misunderstandings and I'm glad we got to hash it out publicly cause I think a lot of stuff was boiling in the background for a while and would have continued to, so I commend him for having the balls to get this party started

But we're all good now. Back to your regularly scheduled programing.

Also, you said the W word so if I'm getting slimed, you should be getting drenched in your next release

'W' word? Wife? I have to get my Wife drenched with Slime in my next release?

Was anyone else thinking of this clip a bit earlier? I was going to suggest a pie duel between Kelsey and Rich to settle the score but it looks like I'm late as usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-L8z52v4M

This whole thread makes me sad :/ umd shouldn't be this way. It's hard enough to produce
Right now the world as it is
We? As producers and WAMMERS should be HELPING eachother the best we can to keep our stores moving and going and doing what we love and sometimes doing custom work
Y'all. If harassment was ever happening? Why wasn't it reported to mm?
So this whole thread didn't have to happen?
This makes me feel hella weird reading how DEEP this goes. Do people read into what I say and do that deep? I hope not. Bc I am a WAMMER as well. Just like all of you.
I comment and heart things I love.
I buy vids. I love browsing the umd.
I hope you all get it worked out bc I really enjoy all of you all. For different reasons.
Always been a fan of slapstickstuff and I really enjoy slimed models whole deal and I really love Kelsey's page. I'll admit! When you first came on here I couldn't believe you were real either BUT I kept watching and I was like "this is RIGHTEOUS! A hot chick with lots of the same kinks as me? Nice!"
We are all WAMMERS at the end of the day. That's what it's all about.
Hope you all get it settled.
Have a slapstick vs. Kelsey video made together! I don't know!
But? Spend more time making rad ass videos instead of dramatics. Believe me.
I've been here and had my fair share of stupid fucking drama and it really took away from
The umd experience for a while.
I chose to not involve myself with that anymore and just do what I do!
If people don't like it? That sucks. But it is what it is.
I really like all of you so I hope you all work it out!
Take my advice though. Try to work it out. It takes away from the real reason we are all here.
Hell, I STILL----7 months later am STILL dealing with drama in the wake of what my fucking ex best friend left behind. A lot of bullshit I'm having to deal with daily. That's enough for me. I keep it as low key as possible. I told my side on my onlyfans and I left it there.

Much love! Hope it all works out!

Keep doing what you do!!

Stay positive and make great content so I can have some "me time" material.

Okay just saw this: sorry on my phone it skims past shit!

That's so great! See? I love it! Possibly making new friends and stuff in the midst of misunderstandings! love

I still say Kelsey isn't real. That blurry picture is obviously of a guy in a Kelsey costume who got slimed by whoever is really running yscdtotv. #thereisnokelsey learn the truth people. Bigfoot is actually running that store.

No no, Kelsey is completely real, the true plot goes much deeper than that, the real truth, which the Deep Gunge State are trying to keep hidden, is that SLIME ISN'T REAL!!!

There is no slime, there is only gunge. There has never actually been any slime, and anything anyone saw on TV or video that they thought was slime, was actually smooth sweet green gunge, but with the imagery being attenuated by the transmitters in the government surveilance drones that replaced all birds back in the 90s. I'm assuming everyone by now knows that birds aren't real?

Impressive that you clocked it was really Bigfoot running that store though, even I didn't think that particular secret would leak, well spotted.

So the question really is, which part of the Deep Gunge State is Kelsey working for, and does she even know that she's part of this plot?

Hang on, where are those helicopter noises coming from, I thought this was a no-fly zone?

What'sdl;fjkspwerpoiwaertpo_ear(((((

(no carrier)

I'm just gonna pipe in and say for once it was nice to see an internet conflict actually get peacefully resolved. For whatever that's worth, it warms my heart that it was in our little WAM world. And now, back to the ether I go.

Quite frankly, I am finding this whole thing hard to masturbate to...

You'd not have liked the old days. The only way to get off was to collect a dozen split up eighth-generation copies of an early 1990s TV gunging from Japan on VHS, where a girl in a school uniform got into a bath that was then filled with milk, and to find the clues to where these snippets (whch you had to assemble in the right order, and install six new codecs, some of which were written in Klingon, before you could watch it) you had to keep up with every single post here on UMD, and on a whole series of Yahoo groups of steadily increasing insanity, plus three other websites, and to finally get the One True Master Codex that unlocked it all, an obscure mailing list that was ostensibly nothing to do with WAM at all (it was supposed to be about penguin conservation or Chevorlet engines, or possibly using recycled penguins to conserve Chevy engines), but in reality that's all that was ever discussed there.

And then when you did finally assemble all the parts and get the video to play, one third of the screen was occupied by a massive banner proclaiming that one or other of the flame-war participants SUCKS!!!

Man, I do not miss those days.

I appreciated the effort that went into this.

This is good but truthfully if you know Kelsey, you know she would rather be tortured than ever work for the GUNGE state. The idea itself would be offensive to her.

That's a sliming for Jayce. Got to start a fund to get Jayce out to California so Kelsey can use some of her prime green slime on Jayce.

Great to see another producer for specialized content.


Let's all unite behind a common ground. The joys of cheeseless pizza The best pizza there is.


I probably should hide now before the mob forms.

Cheeseless pizza?! What in the name of all that is good in the world...? Where's my pitchfork...

All I said was calm down!

Never, in the entire recorded history of calming down, has telling someone to calm down, resulted in them calming down. It might result in someone getting gunged though.

Senator Lance Prevert was correct btw

@BatmanBeginsRules was the first to ring in, and I am embarrassed to report, he has received his prize.

Also, I was very impressed with how many ppl knew to add the "Senator" part in front