I'm looking to meet a producer that has interest in producing retro style YCDTOTV scenes. I'm relatively new to the forum. I joined earlier this year. I've purchased scenes from a few producers. Very few produce authentic retro recreations. I've tried to message Kelsey Rose, the only producer so far that has released content similar to what I'm looking for. I haven't received a response.

Is Kelsey still active? It looks like her last store post was months ago. Is there another way to reach her besides UMD? Is there another producer producing similar content?

slapstick stuff - Rich is your man!

I beg to differ. His slime is very cake batterish and not like ycdtotv slime at all. His ycdtotv background is green screened and disappears when you use green slime. He is not even in the same ballpark as Kelsey's work.

True. I don't obsess over the exact formula of slime used in a kids' show that we're not allowed to post any clips from on this forum. Nor do I have the time or energy (anymore) to build my own link set.

I've done literally hundreds of scenes using the YCDTOTV recipe tho. Although these days I do prefer the smoother thicker cake batter look. (As do the models who no longer have slime bits stuck in their hair for days later.) I will recreate the YCDTOTV slime for customs.... But for authenticity you probably want to find a producer more dedicated to slime than I am.

The Man & Wife are quite good? And their slime is great? Not sure they'll build a whole link set but they actually have the spirit of YCDTOTV down! I mean, people actually talk in their clips!!

And if you want to reach KelseyRose you message SlimedModels.

Dude. Calm down. Rich does amazing work and has dedicated his time in giving amazing content. Instead of being negative focus on the good. Like wow so not needed..

I think you are confused, Kelsey is YSCDTOTV while Slimed Models is another producer. Am I wrong? Have I been misinformed?

I am negative for claiming that there are other producers that are more situated to do ycdtotv retro slime scenes? Slimed Models, The Man and Wife, or Madloverscosplay are better equipped besides Kelsey and yscdtotv. Also Rich, the person is asking about ycdtotv parody content, you don't have to belittle it or get defensive just because you are more into pies and slapstick. To each there own. I was just trying to point out Bozo might be misguided in his referral.

Hiiiiiii! Yes I'm still active, and despite what Rich would like you to believe, I even exist!

I haven't been around as much because of some personal life stuff the past few months and this place was starting to bum me out which wasn't helping things, but the bear has been poked enough that I'm coming out of my cage (and I'm doing just fine )

Sorry I missed your original message about this a few months ago. I just pm'ed you back. The world needs as many retro YCDTOTV slime scenes as possible, whether from me or from another producer. Excited that you're looking to help that mission.

Wait rich said Kelsey doesnt exist? Dramaaaaa.

Who cares. Some people specialize in slime, some pies, some roleplay.
Wouldnt expect Rich to be able to conjure up a putrid slime brew, Kelsey/slimed to be able to get a model to pull off a pirate/patriotic skit or themanthewife to have dazzling outfits and beauty models.

Everyone does their own thing, common sense. Silliness above.

Ok Rich. Fine. Let's do this. You think I'm a made up profile for Slimed Models. You've made that clear to anyone who will listen to you for months now. You wanna talk shit in private, that's fine, whatever. I can't stop you. But now that you've made the accusation public, I feel the need to defend myself.

You claim I'm the evil brainchild of Richie in order to captivate the UMD and sell sell selllll his degrading slime videos. That I'm not a person, just a cheap marketing gimmick, a ruse, a shield, a "manic pixie wam girl" I've been told.

You think this despite the fact that MY videos are completely different than his, despite the fact that I'VE been around on here for way longer than him, AND, despite the fact that I had to submit MY driver's license and social security number in order to be able to sell MY videos here.

Well FilthyRich, I am truly sorry that you think I'm not real. That I'm so weird, my fantasies so abnormal, that I couldn't possibly exist.

I'm sorry that you think women can't also be perverts or have odd kinks or be active on fetish sites (unless we're trying to sell ourselves). I think if you got over your immature Madonna complex and hung out with more girls that didn't look like extras from Baywatch, you would find that there's some pretty interesting ppl out there. And I am one of them.

I'm also sorry that I won't give out my number to your producer friends when they've asked, or sent suggestive/messy photos of myself to your/their burner accounts. The door list is admittedly looser than it should be over here, but I don't let just anyone in. Ya gotta put in a litttttle bit of effort first and earn it. Plenty of ppl have. You're not one of them.

Last but not least, I'm sorry (NOT sorry) that I continually stick up for my friend when you make snide comments on his posts here. I don't know why you feel the need to constantly attack Slimed Models, and I don't know why he continues to take the high road and not address it, but I personally don't like "snark", and I really don't like bullies, and I really REALLY don't like smooth cake batter slime, so I'm gonna keep calling you out when you come around with the unprovoked passive aggressive BS. Especially when it's directed at ME. Producing 200+ great wam videos does not give you a free pass to be a dick. Grow up.

I'll end with this, an open offer to you Rich, as an olive branch to end this stupid drama. If you ever want to see for yourself just how real I am, there's officially a big bucket of coagulating green slime here with your name on it now. So come on out to LA for a visit. I'm sure you could fill the rest of your trip booking models, there's certainly no shortage of barbie doll bimbos out here for you to pie. I'll even throw on some makeup and let you smush one in my face (but not on camera).

And I'm also gonna make an offer to anyone who read this far: The first person to message me on Instagram with the FULL name of the "dad" character on YCDTOTV gets to watch ME get slimed tomorrow. But there's two stipulations: 1) No screen recording or screenshots, and 2) You have to write Rich a real nice long email telling him all about it afterwards.

Wow I'm new to this scene but seems to be some shady stuff going on behinds closed doors.

Who in the world is Richie?

Rich has been using alt accounts and having producers ask for Kelsey's contact info? Thats some real thirsty energy if true. One downsides to people that are big into kinks like this is once they are big into it they go deep. Like why not just find some another woman whose into it? Why be obsessed with Kelsey? I mean you guys have all these connections and money but obsessed with one woman? Creepy beta male energy for sure. Idk about Rich but Ive seen some posts and comments on here. The thirst is kinda cringe to say the least. Maybe its an age thing. Once youre 40+ must be tough to get young attractive women that are into this stuff.
But Id agree the thirst shouldn't be that real.

Also I know most people on this site must be older if yall dont know plenty women are also into freaky stuff. Most Gen Z girls Ive been with have told me wilder stuff than most guys my age tell me about. Especially this IG generation.

But thanks for the offer Kelsey Im good though. I dont have some weird infatuation with a woman I never met IRL so as far as im concerned youre no different than seeing any other model on here slimed. Hope I helped lessened the thirsty weirdos by at least a bit lol

Also, Rich may wanna think twice before taking a bucket of anything produced by Kelsey/Slimedmodels. They actually have videos of models needing to plug their nose before getting those Chemical X concoctions dumped on them. And Im assuming Kelsey wouldnt let Rich rock nose plugs.

Whoever this Richie is, his legacy must be powerful for him to be long gone but us to still be talking about him. Its funny how every kink community has a 'boogeyman'. Like he-who-shall-not-be-named in the balloon scene.

I thought Rich was a p cool guy Im shocked to hear this backstory. The plot thickens. What's it matter whose behind what studio/clip store anyways?



Here I thought Rich was more innocent compared to other producers on here. Guess Slimedmodels was right when he said everyone here is getting off, wow. Thats a little dark if you like pieing women cause you think theyre dumb bimbos but hey im not judging. Sheeesh. I didnt know what I was jumping into in this scene.




Damn Kelsey, shes going in. Baywatch?


This kitchen is getting hot, lemme get outta here before Im burnt.. or slimed. Or pied.

Can someone please tell me that all this "drama" is just a joke...? I really hope none of this is real...

Well, I guess I unleashed some ol' fashioned drama. Before I get tarred & feathered (ahem) on here, let me offer Exhibits A &B in my defense.

OMG Wanja your reply made me laugh so hard But you're mistaken on a couple of things that I feel would be disingenuous for me not clear up;

Richie is the owner and operator of Slimed Models. He's also my good friend. And he sometimes gives me money to dump green slime on models for him, which certainly has helped lead to Rich's suspicions that me and Richie are actually the same person, despite there being mountains of evidence suggesting otherwise. (And for the record, I am willing to dump green slime on models for ANYONE, not just my friends).

Also, Rich doesn't think his models are barbie doll bimbos, I do.

I also don't think he's thirsting or obsessing over me, especially since he doesn't even think I'm real. I think he just likes to stir the pot. Or I don't know what his deal is, but I'm not going to sit around and shut up while he discredits all of the hard work I put into my slime videos. They are literally my life's passion, *Micheal Jordan voice* and I take that personally.

Also you are 100% right about there being a big disconnect and generation gap with this stuff. I sometimes forget what it's like for ppl who didn't grow up with sex positivity.



LOL please don't let this scare you off. Rich's content IS actually pretty innocent and isn't dark at all, and also I promise you I'm biggest bitch in this scene and I only get riled up like this once in a full moon. It's usually pretty tame around here and we need more ppl like you around to help pump some of that young blood into the community

Absolutely fair defense.

Exhibit A: Richie let me do his social media for Slimed Models and I (shamelessly) took advantage of it to start booking models for my own pursuits when I was getting started with producing my own content. It was a win for him b/c I did free work and helped bring in models, and a win for me b/c it allowed me to piggyback off of his work in order to start mine.

Exhibit B: Is not me OR Richie/Slimed Models. That's @MagicBoy, who was nice enough to step in and help out when I couldn't be there for a custom with a pornstar (which is it's own set of drama). But @MagicBoy is an absolute A+++ friend and has helped me immensely with shoots, and FWIW he's also pretty damn good at smashing pies in ppl's faces.

I'm happy to call off the tar and feathering and chalk this up to a misunderstanding Rich, but I'm still gonna dump green slime on you if you come to LA

So they work together? I dont get the evidence presented in those screens? Even the second one only shows that is maybe Kelsey herself getting pied but...? Doesnt mean they are the same person.

Im lost.




Oh sh*t... Wtf, this is another side of Rich I didn't know about.


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Don't do it Rich. You know how Kelsey & Richie roll. It's gonna be hobgoblin toenail clippings, 1 week old sour cream, snips, snails and puppy dog tails in that "green slime". We can't lose you in this scene!

Lol that's cause it's confusing

Exhibit A: Yes we worked together.

Exhibit B: That's my friend pieing a pornstar for one of my videos. Also I'm not sure how he feels about his image being posted here, so if it pleases the court, I move to replace the original exhibit B with the updated image below with his face blurred out. It stills gets the point across that it's a dude, so Rich's original suspicion is still very much valid and understandable, but also privacy is retained.

Kelsey, I'm gonna address your points here, because you accuse me of untruths and then immediately turn around and slander me without proof. But if you'd like to continue privately and keep the drama off the UMD, I'm fine with that.


I don't think you're a made-up profile. I DO think you and SlimedModels are definitely tied together as East Coast/West Coast collaborators. It muddies the waters, but there's no crime there. Lenny & WAMTEC often did the same thing ages ago.
But when you talk about "producing" a Scarlett scene, or all your involvement in those clips with that awful Becca (who ripped off both myself & SlimedModels).... And then I talk to Scarlett, and she goes, "I have no idea who Kelsey Rose is. I've never met or talked to this person." Well.... I start to get suspicious. Especially when all these "produced" Becca scenes are just Scarlett at her house, sliming Becca, filming it on her phone, and then sending the footage to SlimedModels in exchange for payment.


No, I believe you're a totally different person in L.A. posting and tweeting independently of SlimedModels Richie. Do I think you're the hot 20-something Goth woman in your pics.... who also has a VAST knowledge of older WAM scenes from the early 2000s, along with an encyclopedic knowledge of YCTOTV? The same woman who's completely uninhibited in posts and tweets about her love of WAM, and messing up hot models.... But won't take a single pic of herself with the models she messes up (before or after), or even a non-messy pic of herself showing off her slime? See, that's where I have my doubts.
Happy to be proven wrong though.


No. Stop this. You have no idea about my personal beliefs. I've met some VERY kinky women.... and, specific to WAM, I've had a few nice convos with female customers and some legit women on the UMD. Some of them are true WAMmers and some just have fun with their partner, but it's all a big tent.
None of my IRL female friends look remotely like anyone from Baywatch, if that matters. Most of them are married with kids. We don't discuss our sexual kinks either. (Well, I do with one friend, but she's not a Pam Anderson clone either.)
I'm trying to shoot with the cutest models I can find, and yeah, some of them have that look. Not sure why you would shame them for their aesthetic, or use that to create an imaginary "personality defect" for me. You know, Scarlett is blond and bubbly, and I seem to remember you LOVING all the many scenes she shot for SM Richie.


Again, this is 100% false. No idea where ANY of this is coming from. As the most popular female on the UMD, I'm sure you get unwanted male attention all the time. But to imply that these assholes are connected to me in any way is just flat out WRONG.
Lots of people on the UMD hide behind personas. You should know by now that I absolutely don't. If I'm contacting you, you'll know it's me. If I say I shot a scene, you can spot me on the sidelines. I have the receipts. (Also, I have exactly ONE producer friend, and he's not contacting you. Plus whatever Robby is. )


Yes, I'll admit to this. And here's why:
SlimedModels started his business by jumping on my personal (but sadly, NOT private-at-the-time) Instagram.... poaching my entire Friends list (well, just the females he thought could be "models")... and then cold-contacting them to shoot his content virtually. Sometimes implying we were friends (or maybe they were confused because of the very similar names). I had to field a LOT of awkward messages along the lines of "How did this guy find me again? Is he a friend of yours?" Not fun.
And to add insult to injury, I basically had to rebuild my model pool from scratch (after making my IG private, because I'm not a complete idiot). Because I couldn't really compete with $300 for shooting 5 minutes on the model's own phone, which is what these models now wanted. (Except for Scarlett, God bless her, who stayed loyal to both of us.)
Now was that a dick move? Absolutely. But all's fair in love and business, I guess.
Should I have responded in kind? No, but I'm human, and not above throwing some snark or insinuations towards a guy who started his company by poaching all my talent. (If that's "the high road," I'd hate to see the low one.) Apologies.
Why does he not respond directly? Because one male producer attacking another, more established male producer rarely ends well. BUT a hot female, worshipped by the UMD, attacking me instead? That's far more effective.
It's weird. No one had any issues with my slime for 15 years.... But when you, KelseyRose, started praising SM and calling out my "smooth cake batter," the UMD tide shifted overnight. And hey, I don't mind doing a lot less slime clips... or selling only to the folks who didn't convert over to gross slime.... But don't act like SM Richie is some angel in all this. He's done a lot of deceptive things.... which I didn't call him out directly for.... and he had you fighting his battles on the UMD. MUCH better than he could.


That's a fair offer, even with the unnecessary "Barbie bimbo" jab. Truthfully, I don't do traveling shoots anymore and flights to L.A. are crazy expensive now. BUT email me privately and I'm happy to sort this out. Clearly there's misconceptions on both sides. I would like nothing better than to post a public apology on here to the effect of, "KelseyRose is 100% the woman in her avatar, and we need to respect her privacy for not being on camera otherwise."

At the same time, I hope you understand my suspicions. There's a long and sordid UMD history of female personas being used to manipulate unsuspecting (and horny) men, going all the way back to Phoebe (who WAS a real female, yes, but the person posting as "Phoebe" was always her current.... or eventually EX.... boyfriend).
You wield enormous power and influence here on the UMD. Far more than I ever have. And when it's just posting about your love of YCDTOTV, or kink positivity, that's only a good thing. But when you repeatedly praise a producer that we both know did horrific things to numerous female models.... and effectively rehabilitate his image through your influence.... That struck me as incredibly disingenuous. I'm not sure how you reconcile that with your talk on how women should be respected in the community and during shoots.
BUT.... Every person has complications and contradictions. It doesn't mean you're not who you claim you are, even if that's what started my suspicions. I'm willing to admit I was wrong if that's how it shakes out.

Sorry/you're welcome for all the drama, folks. I probably shouldn't have said anything but I guess it's out there now.

You sure you're not gonna block my IG again on the new account?
C'mon man.... Just cuz I made mine private so you can't poach models anymore, there's no need to be vindictive....

No idea what sort of "horrible" texts Scarlett sent about me. That would sadden me if true. I mean, before her new development, she contacted me regularly to shoot and we always had fun and she got paid promptly, so not sure what issues she had.
She did love to gossip, and I was always fascinated about how the entire SM system worked, because the lack of in-person shoots is so foreign to what I do.
She griped about you to me sometimes. I'm sure the reverse is true. And yet, she shot truckloads of content for both of us. I think that speaks for itself?

Also, I wrote that VERY long post immediately after my first one with pics. I posted to find another 6 replies in the interim, which made some of my stuff redundant.
Also Kelsey, I switched out the photo to respect your friend's privacy. Apologies.

I appreciate hearing your side of this and I am absolutely happy to continue privately, but just to respond to one of your points here before we do.


They say a picture is worth a thousand words...

What's that one worth?

Well reading Rich's response I can completely understand why he would be suspicious. I've seen guys impersonating women in many kink scenes. I come from the xbox live days where guys would even get voice changers to try and sound like women through the mic. And now we have VTubers and stuff where its even harder to tell.

The whole G.I.R.L.(guy in real life) thing was alive and well even in the late 00s early 10s. Id say not much has changed.

I can claim to be a woman or even another man myself. So dropping a pic doesnt prove that.


That's crazy.

Reminds me when the foot fetish community first got big on instagram and prices seemed to triple over one season when onlyfans got big. When people run those prices up thats all she wrote. And having to build a whole new model list must suck. That's some grimey business.

I think what rich is saying is surely true. Idk about Kelsey specifically but literally every other time in a kink scene some woman/female arose in the community they turned out to be a guy or it was their partner or something. Tickle, balloon, and foot especially.

Unless its a dom kink. Like giantess, findom, something like that. Where the kink itself is built around a mistress and her subjects type deal. And the reason those are so female heavy is because, at least at one point it was a easy cash grab for women.

Call guys losers and talk shit. Just prove youre really a woman? E.Z. money. (Also most these women surely werent models or young btw) Odds are they are usually 30+, late 20s at earliest. But thats another topic.

GL to both of you. But Ill remain neutral on this.

Great pic, Kelsey. I emailed you privately so we can resolve this away from the UMD. Sorry all.

Gotta say, this thread reminds me of the older, grittier UMD... Now just need Robby to come in with some off the wall remark!

-JD

I had no clue the bag of worms I was opening with my response to Bozo. Wow, just wow. The Days of our UMD Lives in here.

We were all having a nice time, and then....

Man this album has NO SKIPS!

Old school UMD and I love it! Sadly, it won't go on forever like the Penn vs Lovingway feud!

To me, about £20 for the set and the video?

Someone call someone a bitch and throw a drink in someone else's face.