I have hired a few dozen women over the last few years, but there are a few I have hired more than others. They are the only ones included here. Which one is your favorite?
I have included pics of each as they are about to be nailed with Pie #1.
Newt said: I voted for Cali because she has a particular look that I like, and great expressions, but Hannah also seems to really get it, which is important. And of course Kym is all-round awesome. The others I don't know so much.
I agree with your thoughts on Cali, Hannah and Kym. Obviously, I think all are terrific (which is why I keep hiring them). My vote - in my own poll lol - was for my girl Cadence. She truly is good at it. I give her very specific instructions and she nails every one. But again, all are fantastic.
BozoT.Clown said: I voted for Donald Trump. Oops! . I meant to say...Kymberly Jane. But Cali Logan was a close 2nd. BTW bozo 1 (notice the lower case)...My film, starring Kym, was just nominated for Best Comedy Film Of The Year. Are you jealous?
I am indeed jealous! I hear that if you have The Best Comedy of the Year Award and $1.58, you can get a free coffee anywhere!
Bozo1 said: I am indeed jealous! I hear that if you have The Best Comedy of the Year Award and $1.58, you can get a free coffee anywhere!
HO-ho-ho-ho-ho! I loves me precious sibling rivalry with you, bozo#2 (Get It?). Oh Wait...we're not brothers! But it appears you've slayed me once again, ol' friend. But the joke's on YOU this time. And the Coffee's on ME! Or better yet, the coffees are on Kymberly and Cali. I'd sure pay a $1.58 to see that! In fact...COFFEE FOR ALL MY FRIENDS!!! If I win! But if you WAM folks pour your coffees all over Kym & Cali. Be sure they're not too Hot. The Coffees that is. Oh...and tea for all me British friends. Cheers! And beers for all me drunk friends. BUY! Oops!...I mean bye. My films. Yuk-yuk-yuk! See what I did there?
Bozo1 said: I can't believe Karly and Cadence got so few votes! They are stunning!
Kym has been around the longest, so maybe there's a lot of [well deserved] name recognition going on there? I still like Karly the best, though: she has a look that's, I guess, "up my alley"?
would be me if he ever hired me. I'm kidding....I really enjoy all the pics from his vids he gets....and we have gone back and forth about making good pies....
do you have any pics where the girls have actually used my pie ideas???
its all about delivery too. if they cant slam them and cup the tin....you waste so much pie.
Totally agree with you Jayce! If they can't properly deliver that first crucial pie hit, the scene falls flat and the pie is wasted. I really believe all the coaching won't really help because they'll either 'get it' or they won't. Most girls usually do love pieing other girls, especially if they are real life friends! Bozo, I'm with you on Cadence, but my personal vote was for Cali Logan!
Anglefan.com said: Totally agree with you Jayce! If they can't properly deliver that first crucial pie hit, the scene falls flat and the pie is wasted. I really believe all the coaching won't really help because they'll either 'get it' or they won't. Most girls usually do love pieing other girls, especially if they are real life friends! Bozo, I'm with you on Cadence, but my personal vote was for Cali Logan!
ITS ALL ABOUT MITTING THAT PIE TIN and NOT holding back. you all have any idea how many bruises lips? noses? busted lips me and ariel have given eachother??? or the time I was pieing her in a shower and I fucking knocked the shit out of the back of her head TOTALLY on accident....she was like "you rang my bell, holy shit!!" I SOOOO did not mean to but all in good fun. she just heard ringing for a minute. hahahah. I believe a good pie is good but if you don't have the delivery it is wasted!
I love the avatar. that looks like a fun scene, bozo!!!
Love you, too
. I meant to say...Kymberly Jane. But Cali Logan was a close 2nd. BTW bozo 1 (notice the lower case)...My film, starring Kym, was just nominated for Best Comedy Film Of The Year. Are you jealous? 
I loves me precious sibling rivalry with you, bozo#2 (Get It?). Oh Wait...we're not brothers! But it appears you've slayed me once again, ol' friend. But the joke's on YOU this time. And the Coffee's on ME! Or better yet, the coffees are on Kymberly and Cali. I'd sure pay a $1.58 to see that! In fact...COFFEE FOR ALL MY FRIENDS!!! If I win! But if you WAM folks pour your coffees all over Kym & Cali. Be sure they're not too Hot. The Coffees that is. Oh...and tea for all me British friends. Cheers! And beers for all me drunk friends. BUY! Oops!...I mean bye. My films. Yuk-yuk-yuk! See what I did there? 
