What was most thick thing you ever tried ?
I would like to try it out

yes I'd like to know also! I live in Northern CA and will have the home alone for 1 week. I have 6 gallons of heavy maple syrup to bath in but want to know what else I can add to make it think and slimy. Something that is safe to get in my mouth and won't irritate my genitals.

Chainsaw John's penis.

Dough. It was amazingly thick and sticky!

A brick.

Colonoscopy before the anesthesia kicked in...

I think he meant as in consistency; like thick mud or slime. All the other comments are useless and only adding spam to what could be a productive thread. Thanks!

My super thick glue/borax/starch "tar" slime

https://youtu.be/T4uDNXY-CV8

Peanut butter. That stuff coats like crazy.

The thickest thing I've tried was a couple of giant cans of thick cheese sauce I got from sam's club.

I guess the thickest thing for me so far has been the tidal mud at my regular spot. It certainly clings and coats, and I get a good workout moving around in it!

ah yeah
your spot looks awesome btw

for my contribution to thread id recommend something like treacle

Genitals in a bees' nest; that was extremely fucking stupid.

Sexy.

Are you going to sit this one out? Because I really don't mind.

the thickest we have tried was.... sugar beet syrup mixed with clay powder

do you ever get your head under in that stuff? the thickest thing ive tried is lithium grease

I do enjoy Marshmallow fluff. Lovely and thick, but I expect you've already tried it.

Isn't that stuff dangerous? Did you get sick, nauseous?

this is a mix of a peanutbutter and pumpkin pie filling gunge and then pies made with cream cheese, pudding, eggnog, heavy cream. the left overs in the slop def covered her face nicely

Nah - I don't really swallow any though

You lucky guy you!!!!!

do you have more info on the dough? besides bubbles and slime i'm guessing that's about the only other thing food wise that might blow somewhat of a bubble. sounds like it make take a lot of material.

I remember one time when I was a teenager when I was unable to go outside and play in the mud, so I used peanut butter. I smeared it all over myself, then dumped chocolate syrup over my head before finishing off with a messy wank in the tub.

Really thick and deep clay..that was amazing!

Woww, lokks promising!

the "mystery" substance you can find in many vids in my store.

there are two ways to make it. one way is heavier, one is lighter. thickest and most awesome substance i have made! also, i made a substance out of black strap molasses after i added some ingredients! SOOOO incredibly thick!

there is a video on how to make it in my store....! i have found other ways to make it since then. but you have to have a pretty hefty drill!! even with the drill, sometimes you have to let the drill cool off bc it gets so hot mixing it all up!

its amazing. and it keeps really well, actually! for a few months!!