So many moons ago, back when I was a poor student, I would search the internet for whatever videos I could get my hands on. In my travels I came across the video mentioned in the post below;
For though curious, it was Jade and Raven sitting on vibrators and every time they came they would get a pie to the face.
Obviously the video was flagged and is long gone now but it has stuck in my head all this time.
I've searched and searched in the hope of purchasing it, now that I am no longer quite so poor, but it's been delisted from UMD and appears to have never been anywhere else.
So to this day I delve into the depth of internet in hopes of catching my white whale.
So to help me feel less alone in my search, let's hear about what video you've lost over the years, which sit rent free in your head and haunt your very dreams.
The Lost One said: So many moons ago, back when I was a poor student, I would search the internet for whatever videos I could get my hands on. In my travels I came across the video mentioned in the post below;
For though curious, it was Jade and Raven sitting on vibrators and every time they came they would get a pie to the face.
Obviously the video was flagged and is long gone now but it has stuck in my head all this time.
I've searched and searched in the hope of purchasing it, now that I am no longer quite so poor, but it's been delisted from UMD and appears to have never been anywhere else.
So to this day I delve into the depth of internet in hopes of catching my white whale.
So to help me feel less alone in my search, let's hear about what video you've lost over the years, which sit rent free in your head and haunt your very dreams.
I have this one hehe.
I know this feeling. There are a handful of producers or model store owners who are no longer available. I didn't buy at the time, but I really badly want to buy the scenes now.
The Lost One said: So many moons ago, back when I was a poor student, I would search the internet for whatever videos I could get my hands on. In my travels I came across the video mentioned in the post below;
For though curious, it was Jade and Raven sitting on vibrators and every time they came they would get a pie to the face.
Obviously the video was flagged and is long gone now but it has stuck in my head all this time.
I've searched and searched in the hope of purchasing it, now that I am no longer quite so poor, but it's been delisted from UMD and appears to have never been anywhere else.
So to this day I delve into the depth of internet in hopes of catching my white whale.
So to help me feel less alone in my search, let's hear about what video you've lost over the years, which sit rent free in your head and haunt your very dreams.
Did you contact Rev Slym? He owns all her content I think right?
Mine is 100% the Clown Julie's Messiest Slapstick Routine Ever which was FREE on her old webpage. I'd literally buy someone a clip from a store (or send them the money for the clip if we don't have a "gift" system here) for that clip which again was free on her site.
This was actually one of Jade's scenes (as opposed to Kaydens). Jade released it in her store and it was her copyright so sadly I don't have the rights to it.
If anything changes on that score, I will obviously let you know.
I have a couple that are explicitly WAM-related, as well as a few that are wet or messy but weren't made by fetish models:
WAM-
- a scene with Jane from Perfect Wetlook where she goes for a swim in a green, tank maxi dress with a cinched waist
- a Jayce scene where she gets into a hot tub in a grey maxi dress with a lace back and I think she had heels on
- and then a scene with Ariel and Jayce trashing wedding attire and Ariel is in a strapless red gown and there's a picture of her covered in chocolate syrup that's arguably the best preview picture I've ever seen.
Wet or messy but not made for fetish purposes-
- some picture from 5-6 years ago when the Preakness stakes infield was just a giant swamp. There's a picture of a blonde lady in a black spaghetti strap maxi dress standing at the fence of what looks like a practice course and her dress is absolutely covered in mud from like the knee down.
- some clip of a foreign tv game show. I have no idea what the context whatsoever but a lady in a red mini dress does something and the penalty is that a guy drinks a bucket of water on her and it's not a lot of water but the dress is short enough that it gets soaked anyway.
- some video of a bunch of mid-20s girls all hanging onto one of those ocean bouys and it keeps tilting back and getting them wet and at least two of them are in maxi dresses and are soaked by the end.
- and then some prank video where a girl is taking a beach shower in a white tank top and daisy dukes and a guy keeps pouring soap on her from above.
The Pie Girl videos. I would kill for those. There's so little pie-dom stuff being made and those ones always looked awesome. I've seen some clips here and there from WamLanta but never seen them in full. There's also a few other pie-dom videos I'd like to find. One of a girl in like a bubble gum tee that does pie face sitting (fkn sick) and one of a guy in stocks getting blasted, idk who made them though.
There are a few videos from Messy Angel with an older Dutch model that seem to have absolutely vanished, got a chocolate one but there was a custard one that just seems lost to the ether.
All those Glamour Gunge/Girls Get Gunged videos that are now gone.
And while not a White Whale as such more content from Gooey Girls. Lift fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse kinda vibe there.
I have a few, mostly stuff I shot a long time ago that I lost to being stupid with harddrives and backups.
Nowadays, aside from those I have a personal connection to, I can't think of much that exists as a white whale, more just things i'd like to get shot as customs (when that eventual lottery win happens)
- Valentine Network's Cup Cake Land Pie scene - Lenny's PieVids Red Dress scene - Pie FIght Girls Three Girl Pie Scene - (Cant remember her name but is friends with Mrs. Bee and she is talking about trick or treating and gets pied
So many videos... I always regret not getting GungyChris' videos with Meg, and MessyLady when she was around.
One that sticks in my mind was a video I saw online called 'If You Cum, You Get Pied'. A simple premise - 2 women with hitachis and when they cum, they got a pie in the face. It was amazing them watching them fight the orgasm before accepting their fates. Many orgasms, many pies.
It got taken down and I never saw it again. There was no watermark, no producer tagged, no models named, and it wasn't in the style of any producer I've seen on UMD. I've no idea who made the video or where to get it. I'd love to see it again.