This is just for fun, of course. There are rules about people not being able to hog the forum (limits on ads and making multiple posts about downloads/ the same topic etc)

But who would you give WAM key to the city to? The city being UMD? That user could post whatever they wanted whenever they wanted?

I'd nominate Jayce!

Your choices, please. And go! (You can't nominate yourself!)

Bri from Messy bakery

I gotta go with Messygirl on this one. Tried and true.

I'd break the key up and give everyone a piece, only to realize too late that a broken key doesn't work and I just screwed up and locked everyone out.

I'd say the key would definitely go to Rev Slymsford

I second Jayce. She's established herself as the Queen of UMD in my book.

It has to be Messygirl. They long ago established themselves as the dominant force in WAM, plus the longeviety!

For Most Promising Newcomer it's gonna be Man & Wife. (Yes I know they're 3 years in.) Their new stuff is WAY more creative than mine.... partially because I'm getting old and running out of ideas.....

Brattyshortcakes

That just threw me for a loop... I can't believe they've already been doing this for three years.

Then again, the amount of stuff they've made (and number of their videos I've bought ) says otherwise. Also, I think three years is still recent enough to be the Promising Newcomer.

Co-sign

I think it really depends on the criteria.

So far, i see validity in/could get behind all the recommendations...

Jayce would definitely be up there for me re: being exemplary of the "heart" of UMD -- she wears it on her sleeve, and you want to cheer for her, hug her, pie her, support her, etc. But then I feel you've got old school producers/folks like Rich or Messygirl/Mr. MG who are pioneers and warriors carrying the torch/banner in the spirit of departed gods of yore like Rob Blaine and Bill Shipton for many years now. Then you have The Man and the Wife who do feel like they are somewhere in the middle of all of those folks -- they are "of us", meaning they feel like they could be your friends or live around the corner from you, and you'd trust them to report back honestly to you on various WAM City Government etc. goings-on.

Ultimately, I'd like to nominate Kelsey Rose, who simultaneously has a low threshold for BS; has made some of the consistently smartest, most humane, most honest arguments for and against certain ongoing and/or critical debates, conversations, concerns that have arisen here; walks a solid line between the male and female sides of UMD; and as a producer has replicated iconic WAM to a T from a show that undoubtedly inspired a huge number of UMD members, frankly whether they realize it or not -- and so, is both ambassador and creator, fan and scholar, lizard brain and hard honest truth brain. That is, if she'd even accept said Key, she might end up hocking it for Girl-Sliming Money.

JY

Thank you so much. I am honoured ..and am in amongst some pretty esteemed company.

I really appreciate it and it's really cheered me up

Well said sir!

My vote goes to Candy Custard. A true sploshing legend....and she can dish out the advice on clean-up when we're all in a complete mess

To be honest, unless they're doing two releases a day on the same site, there's no way any producer actually needs to be able to post more than the current limits - one plug per store or site, per day, per forum, and only one plug per scene - allow. The limits were brought in to prevent spamming by the unscrupulous.

But if there was to be a key to the city, I'd nominate Messyhot, for his quite spectacular work as a WAM Ambassador, he even got our fetish in a sensible discussion, completely with fully clothed demos, on mainstream TV! Now that's an achievement.

For me longevity and consistency have to be rewarded if you were to (hypothetically) give this kind of award out. There have been some great newcomers this year and the community needs that, but equally I couldn't declare my all time favourite band to be one who have only made one album and only six months of history. That's not to say they wouldn't be my all time favourite at a later date

It was close between Messygirl, Noise, Candy Custard and Rev Slymsford. Messygirl deserves the credit for being one of the early producers who really developed my love of WAM. Noise and his use of custard in his scenes really tapped into what excites me and it's great to see some of the older scenes getting an update. Candy makes such amazing scenes with just a gunge tank - Aston, Elle, Cleo and Candy herself have made scenes that I will watch over and over again. Rev Slymsford has delivered some great customs for me and has worked with some of the best models in the business.

I'm going to go with Candy. Not only has she delivered great scenes on here over a considerable period of time, she has also made contributions to the community in other ways through her own site.

Wow!!! What a fucking honor to be even thought of with the legends of the thread!

Dave Lodoski is on here promoting older scenes with respect to the rules. I would offer him the key only if it meant a few more new scenes. Go ahead an promote a dozen old scenes a day if it means we get a few more new MPV scenes. There is nothing else quite like his style. I don't think we will ever see bubbles in mud in a new scene again.

I think Brattyshortcakes already discovered the key to become rank #1, and does not need to spam and break forum rules.

Jayce types the way she speaks. It would be very interesting to read what she spams in the forum to try to get us to buy older scenes. I would nominate Jayce for the entertainment value.

Brattyshortcakes

OMFG you're too kind. And I very much appreciate your acceptance of my desire to fully understand this kink and explore it visually!

Were you in need of some cheering up? I hope you're ok.

Going to echo this.

Rich's work has been a mainstay of WAM since I first discovered there were other weirdos like me on the internet.
Every video he produces, you know it will be of a high quality where even the screenshots don't do it justice.

For those of us who like a diverse range of beautiful models, excellent coverage, professional lighting, and clothed WAM, there are few producers who can match Slapstickstuff.

Trouso even though you've not done anything for a while my key to wam city would be you by a mile

Devo 77 for his support for everyone!

YESSSS!!!!! This right here! The backbone!

Sorry, I somehow missed this.

In that moment I was grateful for the cheering up, definitely.

Things looking much better now, and thanks for checking in