Hey folks! The site will be down some more today as we're doing some unplanned upgrades. I'm really sorry for the inconvenience, but we'll be back solid as soon as possible.

[Edit: Edited the title... used to say Upgrading Today, but it's been put off for a bit. Making preparations and expect to do the upgrade in a few days. I'll keep you posted.

Cool to know their is a wam discord where some of use are staying at while umd is in maintenance mode

https://discord.gg/jeNBxBze

Was there a glitch in the "Messtrix"?

Comforting to know there is a steady hand on the rudder.

It's def. on the rudder, but not always that steady

We'll likely have some downtime on Monday and possibly Tuesday. Trying to avoid any downtime over the weekend, but that's possible too.

Thanks everybody

I always keep a steady hand on my rudder while browsing the UMD, never know when you spot something you like and the "dar she blows!!!!!"

excited to see what your adding!!

I picture MM dealing with all the technical problems of the UMD like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5825PuX6VV8

Now expecting downtime on Wednesday morning, for likely about 6 hours.

Just don't install the HAL 9000!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARJ8cAGm6JE

Okay we're back, but at a very limited capacity. Different areas will be opening back up one at a time. I'm still working on a bunch of other things too, so if you see anything wacky please contact me directly at https://umd.net/contact Thanks for your patience everybody!

Some areas may experience a time-warp effect over the next 12 hours or so. Hopefully not. Opening bin uploads later tonight.

We're experiencing some slowness until I can the servers communicating a little better and some other things tweaked. Also an occasional downtime. I'll also be making some concessions with What's New and purchases. Contact me directly meanwhile if you need anything.

Slowness comes in patches for me. Chat and hangout have vanished also including from settings.

For the sysadmins among us do you have a writeup of what you're doing?

Chat will be offline for a day or two. Sorry, no writeup

Site was very slow a couple of hours ago, but now much better, fast and responsive. Good work MM!

Thanks but still not out of the woods yet Thanks for holding things down meanwhile DM! and mods

Intermittent slowness on my end, but it's a lot less often at this point.

The wall isnt good visible anymore. Or is that because Im on my phone logged in.

PS great work you are doing!!!

Wall is fucked right now but getting to that soon. Site should be a bit faster now but still improving on that too.

Not sure if this is on your list, but there is some strangeness going on. I have clicked through a bunch of forum posts and everything looks fine. Except for some reason this post. When I click on the main link it hangs for a minute and then finally loads.

https://umd.net/forums/wet-in-tie-dye-prom-dress

all(?) posts with a paid video link are showing a link to a GungeSlut96 video instead

Strange - I am seeing the main picture for all forum posts for video sales is that of The Man and The Wife's latest Violet scene.

yes - that is one of our scenes but the cover picture isn't of our scene. I noticed this has happened on a bunch of posts for scenes.

Noticed it's not just on today's releases but on a lot of older ones as well.

Just noticed I lost half of my followers, I was over 100 not long ago.

Speed is generally picking up now only occasional minute long hangs. Aggressive caching is still making me need to refresh evey page.

I have just noticed that first page on inbox is not paginating. I can force it by adding ?start=50 and then it shows the 2nd page and page number navigation but when i return to first page that vanishes again.

Also chat is being buggy today. Cant see incoming messages.
But the older ajax i expect it is still works so pages i havent reloaded in a few days i can still work current chats in.

Same here not sure how that's going to get fixed but your not alone