What is yours?

Mine is Slimewave like the site. I just love love love these. The girls have soooo much fun and it's soooo dirty and naughty! I'd love to try something like this...I bet it just feels so raw and awesome!

I still want a swimming pool filled with green jello dammit! And not some above ground trashy swimming pool but a regulation sized one. I know that will never happen though.

For me -- renting a large grocery store full of endless supplies and running around with a young woman sploshing with everything we could find.
Just take over the entire store and use everything in it for WAM play

I'd like to be tied with my hands above my head, and be pied and slimed while having my clothes cut off by a woman who is stripping and sliming herself. Just out of reach, but in full sight, to get me worked up while being slimed, but helpless to do anything about it. When we were finished, I'd want one hand untied, and be forced to get myself off at the sight of her, following every little detail of her JOI, and not being completely cut down until finished.

Time machine dialed in to Chippendale's or Filthy McNasty's, circa 1982.

I'd love to be able to lower people slowly into pools or vats of gunge. Not in harnesses like you occasionally see on reality or game shows, but either standing on / in a platform which can be slowly lowered in, or sitting on stools, perhaps having a tea-party, in one of those swimming pools with a moveable floor. The floor starts out above the water, everyone walks in and sits down all nice and dry, and then the floor is lowered into the water and we can watch as everyone is slowly submerged all the way to neck deep, and then they all start swimming around. All fully clothed of course.

A big pie fight in the Kennedy Center during a play where both the audience and performers get thoroughly pied with Chocolate Cream, Banana Cream, Coconut Cream & Lemon Cream pies generously topped with sweetened whipped cream from one of Washington, DC's best bakeries, leaving no spot clean as the performers are wearing formal tuxedos & evening gowns and the audience wearing suits & dresses with mainly the women performers and the women in the audience getting the lions share of the pies.

If you've ever watched Ultimate Surrender it has two beautiful women who wrestle. Winner gets to have her way with the loser. My fantasy is to have a setup like that only in substances. Mud, cum, pudding, slime, you name it. A different substance each time. The women would be dressed in costumes or uniforms. Now after they were finished and hopefully covered from head to toe there would be a cleanup. Winner would then get to choose an outfit for the loser and give her an amazing fuck. Once they were finished they'd get to cover the loser in gallons of cum the same color as their strap-on slimewave style.

This is a fantastic fantasy. Of course, I have no idea how you would chill an entire swimming pool so the jello would congeal.

BTW, I love your new profile photo. Damn, you're gorgeous.

Nah, all that was way before my time; I know about the L.A. mud wrestling fad only from newspaper archives and '80s mainstream scenes. When I lived there the Tropicana was still hanging on, somehow, but it had devolved to just lame oil wrestling with dudes from the audience, I think.

You don't have to! It'll gel at room temperature; it'll just gel a lot faster at fridge temperature. Mix it up (presumably with some custom attachment replacing the bucket of an excavator), go marathon the entire run of original Doctor Who, then come back to your wobbly pool!

Theres a bunch to choose from. I've always been very jealous of people like MudBunny and all those models who got to go in the clay pit at Studio 588. That looks like a helluva lot of fun! I've not tried mud much, and nothing compared to that, so yeah, I guess that would be mine!

Other than that, just getting a chance to get messy with a girl who was also into it would be great in of itself. Hopefully that doesn't just remain a fantasy for too long.

It happened. It was just incredibly disappointing on all levels outside of the comedic:

https://youtu.be/tAfTC5M4CjQ

Being trapped in a sorority house with lots of crazy chicks, and they are all hell bent on getting me messy. and they are having a blast.

Somehow over the years I find that scenes where the girls are really enjoying myself are as import as the mess itself.

On a more realistic side, I've always wanted to visit Studio 588 clay pits with a lady friend, but it's hard to bring up that topic... "Say you want to Arkansas with me in the middle of nowhere and have some kinky fun"? I think that will set off too many alarms for most people.

Making love with pie on my face to a woman with pie on her face. The preceding pie fight being foreplay.

Seeing a hot bossy bitch of a woman in a suit with skirt or dress end up getting full body dunk in vat of BBQ or stinking HP Brown sauce vat. and seeing her face of disgust and unrecognizable being completely covered.

Some great fantasies!


Agree! Really love their stuff. I wish they took random girls for sessions with them lol...not that I'm really bold enough!

thats a tall , er, I mean , deep order..
What about fake jello in a jacuzzi..??? sodium polyacrylate?

I've had one actually happen here when Mike surprised me and pounced on me,tied me up then did the pies and porridge thing on me although the freezing cold water and Avalanche weren't part of my fantasy!!!
https://umd.net/download_info/jessies-dream-session-tied-up
I do have another fantasy that we were only chatting about last week.
It's not one I could ever really show here sadly.
It would be to be at a big family event with loads of my family there on both my Mum and Dad's side and me get a massive pie in my face from my sister Davina (just like when I started Messy Jessie) and for me to react with a big sort of 'Whoop! Whoop!' and pinching my arms and fists in the air to show everyone I thought it was great fun and ok!
It's a totally non sexual fantasy so might not be what you wanted to hear but it's what I'd like to happen and the fact I've told Mike does make me think it may happen one day as he makes my dreams come true every day!

I'm pretty sure I've posted some of these before, but oh well.

One of my absolute biggest fantasies would be to get my ass kicked in a mud wrestling match against a woman, possibly while crossdressing, and possibly with a small audience, and to then be humiliated in various ways upon my defeat. My other big ones include being pied / messed up in stocks or a pillory, and being "tarred" and feathered.

I don't know if this is my ultimate fantasy, but it is definitely on the bucket list.

Alone with a beautiful woman in an equally breathtaking outdoor setting. She is dressed in smart business attire. We take turns daring each other to go ahead and do the make the most humiliating messes we can think of to each other. For my part, I would smear jelly into her dress shirt, grind black mud into the front of her panties, pour pudding down the back of her pants, and finish her off with a big bucket of warm oatmeal over her head and shampooed into her dark hair. We would clean up in a very half assed way, drive back to our hotel, and nervously walk back through the lobby still with matted hair and possibly goo still sliding down the insides of our clothes, until we reach the privacy of our room...

I'm sure that I've posted this before, but mine to to be a mascot for a sports game or similar and have the costume filled up with mess beforehand. I would have to give a performance where nobody knows that I'm actually messy, which would probably rub the mess in more.

I'd like to be thrown into a pool filled with fresh hot cum and get DP'd until I cam so many times I'm left shaking

Never gonna happen... we'd need like 100K guys cumming at the same time!

Fucking a chick ostrich style in the mud.

I did this once, with a chick who was into choking/oxygen deprivation... that was a really fucking good time.

What Bob said, but it would be MudBunny....

Phil

Damn dude. I wish more producers would do coed mud scenes.

I'd love to be locked in a set of pillory stocks, unable to move - and left at the mercy of a group of my friends - all armed with pies, gunge, custard and other sloppy stuff to cover me with.

Well I'm really late to this party, but I love social threads like this so I'm glad it's getting a yet another bump to the top of the forum .

For me, I have two different fantasies that share the top spot. The first would involve being tied to a chair, then pied and slimed repeatedly by a sexy, well-dressed woman. The second is basically the same, but I'd be the giver !

Okay, I give: what's ostrich style?