Get ready for the ultimate, messy WAM comedy heist! What was supposed to be a stealthy jewelry robbery turns into an absolute disaster when I cover for my boss, Patty. I tell everyone we are the party clowns, and the slapstick humiliation kicks off immediately. Her clothes get yanked off, leaving her exposed in front of the crowd in her funny panda underwear, totally ready for the main show!

Next comes the epic, non-stop messy action. Patty gets completely blasted by 5 heavy, colorful pies straight to the face! Every single splat is a glorious, gooey masterpiece of thick frosting. Just when she begs to clean up with a bucket of water, I douse her open mouth in thick, jet-black dirty motor oil instead. She is left spitting and dripping in total, beautiful sticky defeat!

The grand finale is a certified WAM classic. Patty tries to show off and ends up taking a brutal faceplant directly into a massive, mountain-high pile of genuine, warm horse manure. Covered from her hair down to her boots in thick sludge and foul muck, she definitely broke her personal messiness record. Buy this video right now to watch the most epic, extreme clown degradation ever filmed! (Don't worry, all materials used in this video are 100% edible and skin-safe!).