Heya, a last minute reminder that we're meeting up in London on Sunday for our next Splunch. 16th October 2016 from 4pm at Penderel's Oak (Wetherspoons), Holborn, WC1V 7HP.

If you've not been to one before or have any questions please do post onto here.

Thanks
CK

Definitely coming, looking forward to it!

@DungeonMasterOne looking forward to seeing you again. Secretly hoping you're going to bring down the slimy spank photo that I've been dying to show everyone

Im hoping im going to make this!!! I'll know for sure tomorrow.

@MyPie it would be amazing if you could make it. If I can help in any way please do ask, you've got my number.

I'm so excited for this tomorrow! There are potentially going to be 5 girls coming too!

plz remember to bring my superman suit and assless singlet.

I wanted to check you were coming so I could return these!

I'm glad that meant something to you @JnC, otherwise I was about to put in my request for you to bring my some sexy clothing.

Sorry for the late reply! So I am coming! And damnit!!! I wish I had my superman!!! We could be TWINSIES Roger!!!

Yay!

Warning:

If I get crunk im going to change into IKeepMineHiddens assless singlet. Just saying. And NO ONE will stop me !!!!!

I'll bring my credit card.

CK is that a buy me drinks to get me crunk joke, or a I can dance while you swipe the card on my exposed ass crack joke?

...do you have a magnetic stripe reader implanted in your asscheeks so you can collect £10 with every swipe?

No silly. It's just part of the dance comedy.

*stroke chin* Sounds suspiciously like "fun" if you ask me. Oughtta be a law, I tells ya.

I'm coming back from Notts today (with an epic hangover) but can pop by if you'll still be there at 8pm? Or is that too late?

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We should still be there at that point.

Ooooo look a creepy stalker type aggressive male obsessed with the size of his dick knows im going to the Splunch!! (Hey James if you're here) How invigorating! Im so happy so many good peeps will be there! Haha Notice the profile... How the hell do I know who this is!? Sorry had to share, be on the look out for someone who looks like they want to punch me. Haha

Ah, the condescending message, full of entitlement and expectation. Not that you need defending but anyone misbehaving will be warned and if continues or if such a gross act of consent violation will be asked to leave or removed by venue staff.

Misconduct will not be tolerated and anyone who can not act in a civilised manner will be dealt with. We are in a pub, we are in public - you are expected to know how to act in this environment no matter how drunk you are.

If anyone has any issues at all during today please report immediately to myself or Mr & Mrs JnC. Please allow us to take the appropriate action but informing us of what's going on.

Yay!

can we PLEASE HAVE A SPLUNCH ON THE EAST COAST OF THE US??!!! DAMNIT!!!
and not in new york. basically, i just need all of yall to come to indiana, okay? can yall handle that? i swear, i will make it the best splunch ever!!!
we will be judged to death and ppl will talk about it for years to come....we in the bible belt, yall! lets turn some heads!! hahah! XD
im insanely jealous right now, btw...damnit!!!

We're here, at the back the pub towards the smoking area. There's Jelly and Custard on the table, literally.

I wish that I could have made it, but I was entertaining my sister this weekend.

BTW, wouldn't it be better to install a contactless card reader in your bum so that you can avoid swiping?

My USA ass is behind the times. Although this next trip home I believe I'll be able to have this new technology installed. Ha!

Indiana's not on the coast?....lol
This is a great idea to pitch.. theres some people I can think of in upstate NY, Boston, Toronto.. If Maria is on this side of the pond, she'd probably go...

Lets talk logistics

Thanks for organising this. It was my first splunch (or munch) and I wasn't sure what to expect, but I had a really good time chatting to decent people about various topics.

That was an awesome Splunch, loads of people and brilliant conversation. Great to see everyone, and sorry to all those I didn't get time to properly talk to.

shit got real

PS. My Pie says she will turn up to any USA Splunch yr organising too