This bundle has 16 slapstick sketches showcasing the world's stupidest, most groan-inducing comedy writing. The actresses really give it their all, and their performances are so good, you'd almost believe they didn't know they were gonna get plastered with pies and slime. Almost.
Some of the sketches are in Japanese with English subtitles, but in many scenes the actresses soldiered on in English, even though it meant learning lines in their second language. It was truly a pleasure teaching so many of my cute friends how to say phrases like "I wish for a pie in the face" and "I prefer pie" and "please hit me with a pie."
It was especially satisfying as a serious writer to hear the girls deliver heartfelt lines like "may I please have a bucket of slime on my head?" and "Hey asshole! Pie! Now!"
In Kahiru's case, for the scene 'The Doctor's Office,' even though her lines are in Japanese, I'd like to think that she still learned the true meaning of certain English phrases--or more specifically, what it means for us if you're in front of the camera and say "I don't know."
Our actresses were so dedicated, Yuri and Sakura even learned a choreographed fight for the "Pie Fighter!" scene that we shot outside in a park, in costume. The joke here is that I'm not even joking. Does the fight eventually move indoors where it turns messy? Who knows.
I should also note that, strangely, most characters in most of the sketches seem to end up barefoot by the end, too. You'd almost think that these pie and slime fetish scenes were being directed by a guy with a foot fetish. Weird.
Filledpantylover said: Are there any pies on the butt? Asking for a friend
Yes! There is a little pie-to-butt contact in some scenes in this bundle:
1. "Miho's Xmas Wish" Miho strips from her Santa-girl dress down to her underwear, then stands and takes a pie barrage to her stomach, chest and face. After that, she turns around, pulls her panties down and shows her bare ass to the camera. She takes one thrown whipped cream pie to her bare ass, then I slapped another one on and smeared it around. She loved it!
2. Junko and Mai in "The Restaurant" Mai is in a maid/waitress outfit and Junko is in a Japanese office worker's uniform. After taking a couple pies to the face while sitting, Junko ends up standing. Then Mai puts a whipped cream pie on a chair and forcefully sits Junko down on it, so Junko sits right in the cream pie.
In other scenes of ours not in this bundle, there are a few butt pies:
1. "The Naughty Schoolgirl" Sayaka goes from her schoolgirl outfit down to bra & panties. Then, with her wrists and ankles all chained together behind her, face-down on a bed, covered in slime, cream, and oatmeal, she has a big whipped cream pie slapped and smeared on her butt.
2. "Japanese Pie and Slime Virgins Vol.3: Miho" While still wearing her top, Miho takes off her skirt and socks. Barefoot, bare-legged, and wearing black panties, she stands, shows her butt to the camera, and gets a whipped cream pie right on that sexy ass.
3. "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Pie!" Jessy & Jordy play a game where they both gradually strip off clothes and get each other messy as they go. They both give the other a pie in the butt when they're down to their underwear. After Jessy pies Jordy's butt, when Jordy's butt is now coated in whipped cream, Jessy uses her finger to draw a happy face in the cream on Jordy's butt. It's a thing of beauty!
4. "Bikini Games" The oh-so-hot Junchan is in a bikini, on her hands and knees. Midori, also in a bikini, smacks Junchan's butt with a whipped cream pie. Moments later, while Junchan is still on her hands and knees, laughing, with her as covered in cream, she takes a big cream pie to the face.
5. "Pied Schoolgirl Kyo" Smoking hot Kyo is her bra and panties, on her hands and knees. First, she takes a big gooey pie to her face. Then, with her face still covered in cream, she gets another whipped cream pie slapped on her butt and lovingly smeared around. While still on her hands and knees, face and ass covered in whipped cream, she takes yet another pie to the face.
6. "The China Dress" Miho is stripped to her underwear, already pretty messy, and lying on the floor. She gets a some whipped cream pies to her chest and the soles of her feet, making her laugh. She then turns her ass toward me and asks for one there. I smack her in the ass with a big cream pie, which she REALLY enjoyed. I hit her ass with a second one, and, still laughing, she asked me not to hit her in the ass with a third because it was exciting her too much! (She had a thing for those butt pies, I guess.)
7. "The Messy Date 2" Sayaka is in her underwear, already pretty messy in cream and pink slime, on her hands and knees with her butt facing the camera. She gets a large whipped cream pie slathered on her butt, then she uses her hands to smear the cream around a bit. We change angles and she's on her hands and knees again and she gets two pies simultaneously: one in the face and one in the butt.
Those are all the Pied Asian Butts that I can remember. Can anyone think of any I'm missing?