Hi everyone I love polls almost as much as I love pies in the face and I thought I would do one for a messy game show. Our two contestants from left to right today are April and Madison with the host standing in the middle ready to deliver the fateful pie.
Which ever girl gets the most votes get's pied in the face by the host. The woman who got to stay clean will qualify for the second round where if she wins she will not only win the prize money but also get to pie both the host and the loser again.
Alrighty that's the rules and just before you vote both ladies and the host made their final pleas:
April's Pitch (pointing at Madison, nervously confident): "Ladies and gentlemen, I know Madison over there has that adorable bob and a smile that could light up this whole studio--but let's be real, I've been practicing my 'pie dodge' all week! Madison's too quick on her feet; if you vote to pie me instead, I'll slip right out of the way, and she'll get a face full of whipped cream. Plus, I've been dieting on carrot sticks and kale just to look good in this bikini--can't let all that healthy sacrifice go to waste, can I? So come on, vote for me to stay pie-free and let Madison taste victory or, you know, taste victory by osmosis through whipped cream!"
Madison's Pitch (smiling sweetly at April): "April's a sweetheart, and I'll admit she's got that classic brunette charm--but have you seen how she squeals when a fly buzzes by? I mean, if you're looking for the best reaction shot, April's nervous shriek is prime TV gold. And she's practically begging to flinch when that pie flies--trust me, you don't want to miss that! Meanwhile, I've been doing yoga all morning so I can stand perfectly still and serene while you all laugh at April's meltdown. So vote to pie April, and you'll get the showstopper moment you really came here for!"
Host's Confession (beaming, holding up that cool-whip pie): "Honestly, I wish I could pie both of you--just once! April's reaction would be priceless, and Madison's serene composure would make the perfect foil. But rules are rules so choose wisely, because whoever you pick is about to get the whipped-cream treatment of a lifetime!"
Alrighty now that that's out of the way make your vote for which lovely lady deserves a face full of pie from the host?
The people have spoken and it was close Madison but Madison was unfortunate enough to get a faceful of whipped cream much to the delight of both the Host and April.
Thank you to everyone who voted and stay tuned for the next round to see who get's pied next