Yes, boys and girls, moms and dads, aliens and predators..it is indeed coming. And likely so are you.

"The Jayce Lane Show" - The Pilot Episode

In the grandest tradition of WAM.

(Deep movie voiceover) In a WAM world where every video is overhyped with the prettiest, the sexiest, the most mess ever..

Well, we have none of that. We just have Jayce. (snicker). But she's really good and stuff.

I mean we have a video with Jayce that is the prettiest, the sexiest, the most mess EVER.
Yeah, that's the ticket.

In the words of the woman herself"it's a fucking masterpiece." No wait, those were my words.never mind. As you know she is too shy, too demure, too reserved to say anything about the video herself (at least until she sees this).

One Saturday every month we will bring you the WAM show to end all WAM shows except um.it's not the endit's the beginning. But you get the idea.

Jayce Lane and her future guests will remind you of all the things you liked about WAM when you were growing upassuming you have grown up. Based on some of these threads that's a rather large assumption.

Remember when you were watching TV and thought"Oh manhow come SHE can't get pied?" How come nobody pours anything down HER top? Well, all that stuff that DIDN'T happen is GOING to happen. WAM as you want it. WAM as it should be..along with a few other "surprises."

We thought we would introduce the show with a special THREE SCENE video. Something not done too often in WAM vids these days. Does she get pied in all 3? In 2? Just in 1? Slimed maybe?

Ain't anticipation fun?

For those who like classic and classy WAM, are fans of pies and slime with a touch of humiliation, or even if you are a fan of Wamma Lamma Pie videos, the Jayce Lane Show will be required viewing.

Keep an eye out for when Jayce says it's available. Should be tomorrow afternoon.

Trust me, you will love it. Cross my heart and hope to pie.

Robby

Will this replace Cubs's baseball on broadcast and basic cable?

Want to know for a friend.

i would NEVER!! but would it be more entertaining?? possibly.......

My relief pieing is better than their relief pitching.

At least your relief pieing didn't allow 18 runs in his last 35 innings for the Red Sox last fall.

I can't wait to see this! Robby's style of videos has always been a favorite of mine, and Jayce is so beautiful and will look amazing dressed all formal and acting humiliated!

That's because I have perfected my pie slider.

i will repeat.....


ahoy bad robby jokes. land ho!!!

I am not a land ho...."pie ho" is debatable.

it shall be available today, folks. just doing some uploading and whatnots staaaaaaayyyyy tuuuuuuuuuned

more bad robby jokes to follow i will assume. dont worry. hes harmless. sorta.

yall im having some technical difficulties here...

just letting you know i am trying to upload this.....my downloads are picking up and i cannot upload the ones in full


sorry for any trouble i am working on it!

Bring in the IT Department!!

tis uploading so maybe it will be sunday funday. but typically, from now on, it will be saturday night. like saturday morning cartoons....

but at night....and for us adults....so not really like saturday morning cartoons at all besides the excitement.

i am terrible at analogies.

Hilarious! You may be terrible at analogies, Jayce, but you are fabulous at giving and taking pies and looking stunning in the wardrobe for the new show. This seems like a very promising pairing and the excitement you mention feels very real.

I thought the analogy was superbamundo!