I've been pushing the envelope to see what I can manage with my low-tech knowledge and no high-level subscriptions. I fed several favorite photos into Whisk, asked it to write the description as much to see how an AI generator viewed the photo, and then played with the descriptions.

Many didn't work well. I just couldn't get satisfying results. But these three worked.

The first photo has intrigued me for years. I don't know what its from but I wanted to see if I could get something close to it.

The second photo I saw on Istagram and thought she needed to get a pie in the face.

And I've been trying for awhile to get decent glam dress with gloves wiping, so I took a screenshot of Deana from Slapstick Stuff 25/4, even though Rich discouraged wiping.

Results in the next message.

In most cases, when I asked Whisk to add a pie in the face, the results were mediocre. But if I took the prompt it had written and then closed the original photo and pasted in the prompt, sometimes with modifications, the results were better.

One of the prompts for the "just the lips" photo:

This close-up, high-angle shot captures the right side of a pretty young woman's face, completely covered in what appears to be whipped cream and pie crust crumbs, set against a muted, possibly purple or gray, background. She is wearing a strapless party dress and long gloves.

The woman's light-toned skin is almost entirely obscured by the white, creamy substance, which is generously applied across her forehead, cheeks, nose, and chin. Mixed into the cream are numerous golden-brown, flaky pieces, consistent with pie crust or a similar pastry topping, particularly concentrated on the left side of her face (from the viewer's perspective). The cream appears thick and somewhat messy, with some drips visible, especially along the right side of her face.

Her mouth is slightly open, revealing bright red lipstick on her full lips and a glimpse of her white teeth. Despite the extensive mess, her lips and the area immediately around her mouth appear relatively clean of the cream, emphasizing the vibrant red. Her hair, visible on the right side of the frame, also has some cream splattered on it. The overall impression is one of comedic disarray.

One of the prompts I developed from the smug girl in the car photo:

Create Ultra-photorealistic slapstick comedy image, 3/4 angle, cinematic lighting: Taking refuge from a downpour that has left her soaking wet, a pretty redheaded woman in her 20s with a fair complexion and freckles is seated in a car, looking towards the camera. She has light blonde hair styled in a bob, parted to her right. Her makeup includes bold red lipstick, dark eyeliner, and defined eyebrows. She is wearing a black, low-cut dress with thin spaghetti straps and long gloves, showcasing her ample cleavage. On her left ear, she wears a silver-toned earring shaped like a bow, adorned with small, sparkling stones. The picture is captured at the precise instant after being hit full in the face with a cream pie. It disintegrates on her face, filling radiating out from the graham cracker crust pressed tightly against her face. The pie is dripping down onto her cleavage and there is pie on her earring and shoulders. She is shown from a dramatic 3/4 angle.

(Since I like 'em soaked, I had to write a reason that she was in the car.)

And I can't find the wiping prompt.

And here's an experiment that succeeded beyond expectations: I was playing this afternoon, trying to get the AIs to show a pied girl in a strapless dress that has been pulled down off her breast or breasts. I wanted to see how far they would go. I figured I wasn't going to get topless from any of thse Old Maid generators, so I said the pie filling was covering an exposed breast.


It wasn't until I was editing this one (lightening it, adding contrast, cropping) that I saw what had popped out of a dress. It was from Whisk and of some 25 or so photos on Whisk, Gemini and ImageFX, this was the only one.