Is this the greatest SlapstickStuff scene ever? Maybe, maybe not.... but it's probably the MOST SlapstickStuff-iest scene ever. For better or worse, I'm not sure anything sums up our aesthetic better than "hot topless girl gets repeatedly pied and caked by guy in stupid bear costume, under the guise of a fake nature show."

That said, Jasmine absolutely CRUSHES this one.... in her very first shoot, no less! She also had some input into the concept and has already approved the final product. (She viewed the final edit when she returned for a second shoot and laughed out loud several times.) This one took FIVE days to edit.... and basically prompted me to buy a new damn desktop already.... but I think the end result was worth it. If nothing else, I'm excited enough to give you a motherlode of free pics AND GIFs and a teaser video. So check out the Jasmine clips here:
HD.SlapstickStuff.com
SlapstickStuff.vidown.com
RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com

https://youtu.be/tqj6l0YGM5M

And let me know what you think, especially if you've already bought and viewed the final edit! I might even share some R-rated unedited pics AND the original Jasmine pic (not taken by me) that inspired this whole shebang.

What a lovely!

I always enjoy hearing the girls speak with a slightly cake- and/or pie-nasally voice.

This looks like a hoot!

JY

Hey! Sorry for all the weirdness with this post. I think MM is sorting it out now, so thanks!

I uploaded a BUNCH of pics and GIFs, which seem to have disappeared, so here they are again. Enjoy! I'll add the R-rated ones next once everything is sorted!

I cant believe you are using actual bears in Wam, it could have ripped her face off...

This looks great! And Jasmine did a really good job considering this was her 1st shoot with you, she's definitely a natural and takes the large amount of pies, slimes and cakes really well! Glad to hear she's already done a 2nd shoot!

Also really like the use of the talking heads in the trailer

Friend: Hey Rich! What are you doing today?

Rich: Just dressing up in a bear costume and throwing pies at a beautiful topless girl. You?

Taking subscribe buttons to a whole new level of annoying.

what??? i cant find the trailer! talking heads is one band i have every vinyl of! i love this whole thing! your icing cake face deals are incredible. Shes soooo girl next door, hot!


okay wait. saw it. loved it. !!!!

A great modernist tale of Man vs Nature, followed up by a stunning deconstruction of the merits of art in Scene 1? I for one approve of the breath-taking intellectual Avant-garde direction of slapstickstuff (man in comically oversized and rather cute bear mask notwithstanding)

In recognition of this, everyone can look forward to me using my dole money to sign off on a custom of a reading of all 3 volumes of Das Kapital where someone gets pied after every 3 words. Exciting time ahead no doubt

Rich's video finally answers that age-old question: Does a bear pie in the woods?

Ten years ago, every single video on my channel (including the original "Pie In The Face" trailer with half a million views) was removed for violating "community standards." Even the mildest stuff. So.... I've paid my YouTube dues!

That said, I got a YouTube notice after a few hours saying "Your content has been removed." I started cursing... only to discover they found the THUMBNAIL objectionable. The actual video was... fine?? But to be fair, I spent a LOT of time adding YouTube's own "SUBSCRIBE" banner over ANYTHING that looked like it might get the video taken down.

Also, I got de-monetized years ago, for the crime of "WAM," I guess. It's honestly easier now that I don't care about that. Talking Heads in the trailer! That one will cost ya!

Not quite sure why you pixelated the preview pics, when your non-pixelated profile pic is there for all to see ...

There's actually inspiration for this? We have to hear that story. I remember The Pie Zone had a man in a bear suit appear in a video. I thought that may have been the vague inspiration. I'm all for the outside the box setups.

Fantastic pics, gifs and clip of Jasmine, Rich!

It's just a personal decision I made years ago. The website was always gonna stay PG, so all the pics on there are pixelated. (Even though the for-sale clips themselves show nudity occasionally.) It's also a way to not "give away everything for free." It's no different than what Instagram does now, honestly. (Models show pixelated pics in their profile, then tell you to go to their OnlyFans for the uncensored stuff.)

BUT over time, I also decided to make "uncensored" preview pics exclusively for the UMD, since the membership here skews more adult. So that's how you get my profile pic.... AND the pics below!

I didn't know Pie Zone did anything with a bear suit! I know Lenny did a gorilla suit ages ago with one model. (Seriously, it might've been 20 years ago.) I definitely have "Paul the Gorilla" from the old show "Electric Company" rolling around in my brain too, so that might've factored in.

BUT the real inspiration was Jasmine herself, who's this very cool--and artsy--model. In our initial convos, she made it clear that she'd prefer to steer clear of the loosely-scripted silliness of my more enthusiastic girls. And she also said, "I look forward to seeing what you come up with for me," implying that I needed to step up my game since she WOULD take this seriously. (She's also one of the few models who asks for the scripts in advance to read them over.)

SO. I wanted to do something really outside-the-box, and also tailored to her personality. She's a big science buff. She's very outdoorsy. She's very matter-of-fact. She is, basically, the perfect nature show host. (She came up with the name Eliza too.) And once I landed on the idea of this EXTREMELY self-serious host talking about the "elusive Bear-Man".... which turns out to be clearly a dude in a stupid bear head.... Well, the scene wrote itself.

And I'm not gonna lie..... I tend to get initial inspiration from the "looks" already in a model's profile. And I LOVED this particular pic of hers. That really sparked everything else. (Fun fact: I had a bow and arrow for her, but it got in the way so we didn't use it. And it took me a while to find the right "loincloth." I wound up taking one piece from a much more elaborate, and well-clothed, "Native American" costume.)

And I thought it was cuz Rich is a Shakespeare fan.

Exit, pursued by a bear...

You kid, but Jasmine's Scene One has her misquoting THREE separate lines of Shakespeare.... and getting clobbered after every one.
This is the picture that coincides with the "A pie, a pie, my kingdom for a pie!" bit. The "to pie, or not to pie" one is in the free trailer.

Sorry for the tangent, but I can't NOT note here that actor/Shakespeare fan Kyle McLaughlin started his own line of wines that he named for this wry bit of stage direction from the Bard...

https://static.seattletimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/52926296-2ef5-11e8-a74d-aed0edb0db91-780x1040.jpg

In an attempt to un-derail this thread, I want to note that Eliza is very promising indeed. I always love it when a model can just plow on with her "normal duties" in a video in the face of countless incoming pastries, and boy, was Eliza born to play this role!

Also, holy hell, that photo of her with the bow and arrows is truly jaw-dropping.

https://www.67pallmall.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Kyle-9th-October-768x576.jpg

My favourite misquote is "exit, with a bear behind" (i.e. it sounds like "bare bum" when said out loud).

Over email, obviously!

Great pics,super gorgeous lady!
But,wait just a moment...Am I really seeing secy ladies TOPLESS in Rich's new videos?
Maybe I've lost something....I am just asking for MORE topless...possibly busty girls...thanks!

Haha, I do the topless models once in a while. It really depends on how comfortable they are. Kylie, Morgan, Lucy, Candi, Naomi, and of course the MILP have all done topless clips. (Some even nude!)
Pro tip: Search in the stores under "slip" and that will bring up all clips with some kind of nudity, although some of those are wardrobe malfunctions and not topless throughout.

Picked this one up. It is absolutely as goofy (and messy) as you are hoping it will be!