She thinks it'll be "fun" to shoot with SlapstickStuff. What say you? Decisions, decisions.....

(And yes, I'm confident these results will be COMPLETELY different from all other similar threads....)

Pratfalls .. train her early.

Well, I'd rather destroy her with my dick....

Oh wait, I already used that one.

Guess you're right!

Good Jesus.

Yes. All of it. Yes to all of it.

You're right, she does kinda look like Selena Gomez. Maybe?

Yes...but please be sure we can see her topless first and then completely destroyed with all sort of mess...long life to bare boobs!

Absolutely give her what she wants!

She's willing to wear lingerie and some tiny outfits! Probably no nudity but definitely skin!

Scripting plans is to do almost all real pies and cakes. I have a handful of SC pies written in, but mainly the thrown pies that most of you think are real ones anyway.

Nah.

Alright. Making the cancellation call now.

Shove her into a mud pit and dont let her out until she is completely covered.

Very much looking forward to this !!

...maybe you can ask her to shoot topless...or at least that she allows to her bra to go down...suddenly...

For this & more boner-killers, come visit my website
religiouswam.com
We mix religion (and some politics) themes into our wam videos
to shame you as you're jacking off to our wam models in full burqas.

Rich: do these beautiful supermodels just randomly walk up to you on the street
and ask to be in one of your videos?

Uh-oh. I think ol' Rich may have thought I was being serious with my question.
Upon re-reading it, I can see how the sarcasm/humor/facetiousness got lost in transmission.

But, I swear: it sure seems like these models are!

Yes, of course. Because as we all know from reading UMD posts, any hottie who's ever been pied ever is a "secret" WAMmer! And most supermodels are, of course, secret WAMmers too. (The hotter she is, the more likely she's a WAMmer.)

Fortunately, us WAMmers have "WAM radar" so they identify me instantly and stop me on the street 3, 4 times a day.

And of course, they pay ME for the privilege of getting pied, caked, and slimed. The money from the website all goes directly to charity. (After a brief trek through my checking account.)

Let have it with pies, I would like to join her in the pies

I dunno. If you don't hire her, how much will that add to the Breanna Boob Fund?

Lingerie... almost all real pies... if only you would remove this "almost"!!!

My advise is to let us see her dressed before she is accidentally disrobed and ashamed... then, let's the pies, cakes and pratfalls begin!!!

I'm looking forward to see the result!!

I see another Breana duo shoot....I figure she's the one who convinced this model to shoot.

My penis is filled with so many wonderful emotions right now.

No, I wouldn't bother.

Just introduce her to Breana and video the meeting. I'm sure Nature will take her inexorable course.

Old Zoidberg: I was hoping that website was REAL! :-(

I would probably do more "all real pies" scenes if the people who refuse to buy any scene with a SINGLE shaving cream pie would consistently support the "real pies" clips.

As it is, the people who like shaving cream will buy the mixed ones too.
The people who like variety just buy what they like.

Using all real pies doubles the cost of a scene, but I'm happy to do it, as I prefer the look and the models prefer the taste. But if it results in the same (or worse) sales as other clips, I see no reason to be a stickler about it and not use some SC here and there.

You should. And if you do, I will absolutely buy it immediately. Also, throw in a cake for good measure, if you wouldn't mind!

Full speed ahead in just a little bit....

...And don't worry. In addition to a lot of real pies (and some gooey "Brazil" ones too!), and some thick green slime.... We've got FOUR small cakes and TWO giant ones. Granted, that's for three scenes, but still....

She said she was "excited" to get caked. She might wind up EATING those words.

Blimey. Move over, Oscar Wilde, you have been usurped. Usurped!

Very promising, this!

She's fun to shoot with, I think you two will have a good time!!!

Success!! Hee hee hee....