Greetings, everyone, and welcome to back to Saturday evenings messiest entertainment show! I'm your host, Jessica Stevens. Ever pondered the concept of revenge? Well, ponder no more because this show is unlike any other. If we deem your motives justifiable, you might just get the chance to exact revenge. But beware, nobody is exempt. Now, onto tonight's spectacle. We have two fierce ladies room mates locked away in two booths. Let's introduce them: in the boith 1 , we have Michelle, a blonde in her twenties, and in the second booth, Sarah brunette, in her twenties. Ladies, you each have 30 seconds to plead your case on why the other roomate deserves the ultimate payback. Let the showdown begin!
Michelle, why should Sarah receive the ultimate payback? Your 30 seconds start now.
Well, Jessica, Sarah deserves the ultimate payback because she allways is late on the joint room rent and i have to allways pay it otherwise we get evicted she never does any cleaning its allways left to me weather it b the dishes or the bathroom im the one the allways has to do it so i think she deserves the ultimate back.
"So, Sarah, why should Michelle face the ultimate payback? Your 30 seconds start now."
"Well, jessica, Michelle should face the ultimate payback because she is a bossy moany roomate who allways takss over the tv or music we listen to she moans at me being late on the rent knowing full well i get paid two days after its due as for the cleaning its her that makes the messy so y should i have to clean it up so i think michelle should stop being bossy and get the ultimate payback.
Attention everyone, both here and at home, the decision is now in your hands. Who will face the Ultimate Payback: roommates Michelle or Sarah? What exactly is the Ultimate Payback, you might wonder? Well, one of these delightful ladies will find themselves in our special contraption over there. *The camera pans to a large Tall Glass perspex box called The Payback Tank in the shadows then back to Jessica.
The central theme of our show is revenge, and what better revenge, Than GUNGE, and plenty of it. So, by the end of the night, one of these ladies will be thoroughly soaked. But remember, as I mentioned earlier, no one is exempt. Tune in to part 2 for one of our first surprises of the evening a unaware member of this audience had annoyed her boss and their gonna get their revenge the camera pans to the lady in question.
Welcome back to "Revenge: The Ultimate Payback"! In my hand, I hold a letter from a boss named Samantha. It reads, "Dear jessica, I would like to get revenge on my Employee Amy for allways being late to meeting and holding everyone up . She allways makes some excuse to y she is late and its getting on eceryones nerves, so please allow me some revenge and make Amy attend a meeting you cant b late for." Well, Samantha, thank you for the letter, and I agree you should definitely be allowed revenge on your Employee who happens to be in our audience. The camera pans into the audience where a nervous-looking honey brown long hair lady, sits well amy its seems like your boss has had enough with you being late to meetings if u look up we have a special meeting just for you to attend amy hands covering her face cringes as looks up to see a tall glass perspex box hanging high above her head.
Suddenly, the tall glass perspex box descends from above, locking in place around her. With a loud siren, a wide downpour of royal blue,green smooth gunge pours out, covering Amy. She cringes as the wave of royal blue,green gunge surrounds her head. Peering through the gunge, Sarah puts her hands to her face as the last of the gunge starts dripping from the pipe. That was quite wild, just as I predicted!
Samantha, I trust that was satisfactory revenge for you and Amy. Hopefully, it serves as a lesson not to be late to meetings in the future.
Lets take one more look at u now the down has stopped embarassed disgusted she sat there covered and drpping in gunge.
Like we say no one is safe not even guest or members of public at home join us for the next part where we will have a up and coming music artist in for a surprise.
Alright, onto the next segment of the show: the interview. Tonight, I'll be interviewing a rock singer named Sophie Hamerstone. The audience applauded as a tall red head lady appeared sat inside the interview booth. Jessica walked behind a desk and sat down.
"Jessica: So Sophie, how does it feel to be going back on tour after many years.
"Sophie: Great, Jessica."
"Jessica: You have a new album comming out also with the tour."
"Sophie: yes, Jessica. Ill be playing songs from my new album and my back catalog so gonna b a great time"
"Jessica: What is the name of this album, may I ask?"
"Sophie: It's called 'Purple Pink Machine."
"Jessica: Alright, let's take a listen to the title track."
The music plays and the audience claps along.
"Jessica: That sounds great, Sophie. I wish you all the success with it. If you could, please let everyone know when it's out."
"Sophie: Thanks, Jessica. My album is out on october 31st on all streaming services and the tour starts november 30th, so please do go purchase tickets and the album. It's called Purple Pink Machine'."
"Jessica : well thats great and im sure this audience will deffinste be going out to grab tickets and then album well its been great talkingbto you sophie before we let you go though i have a special gift from the show just for you ill just go and get it sit tight.
Jessica walks over to a podium on stage Sophie here it is i found it jessica pushes a red button on the podium.
Suddenly, a siren went off in the studio. Sophie heard her booth open above her head and a pipe appeared, causing her to cringe, at the thought of what's about to happen. Without warning, a torrent of Smooth Purple,pink Gunge cascaded over Sophie's head, covering her and her outfit in the slimy stuff.the downpour kept going covering Sophie as she put her hands over her face.
"Sophie: What on Earth was that?"
"Jessica: Well, Sophie, you just appeared on the interview segment of the show. And remember our tagline: 'No one is safe.' That goes for guests too. the producers of the shoe did tell your agent what could happen as No One Is Safe.
"Jessica: Once again thanks for comming on the show and good luck with the album and tour.
The camera panned in on a visably disgusted uhappy Sophie who was left covered and dripping in gunge i think shes gonna have words with her agent after this lol.
When we return will have a vote update and one person at home is in for the surprise of there life.
Welcome back so right now im just gonna take a seat over here for are next segment of the show remember are tag line No One Is Safe well that goes for ppl at home also i have recieved a email from a friend called Stacey who writes dear jessica my friend louise is a fan of this show but theres one part she does not believe and thats the hidden camera segment she believes no one gets set up for real and its all fake ppl are planted so i think you should suprise her with some revenge for not believing the show
Jessica oh is that true then how comes i can do this cameras go.
hello louise bet u didnt expect this its jessica from revenge the ultimate payback show so u dont believe in the hidden cameras hows the cinema you know the tag line No One Is Safe even at the cinema.
in shock louise replied hello jessica no i didnt i guess i was wrong.
Well louise when we return after your film we have a special surprise for you in the foyer for not believing the show is real.
louise hands over face in disbelief that this is happening shaking her head as the camera panned out.
Now, let's shift gears back to the ultimate payback vote. Let's see the current standings on our graphic: wow we have had a lot of votes Michelle is leading with 5 while Sarah trails behind with 3
Remember Keep voting for your choice! Cos when we return after the break will have louise's surprise and one of these unlucky ladies will be facing The Ultimate Payback.
Welcome back now lets return to the cinema where are hidden camera guest is waitibg.
"Jessica" so louise how was the film have you had time to get over the enitial shock yet.
"Louise" yes jessica the film was good and im starting to come down from the shock.
"Jessica" well louise remember i said i had a surprise for you well if you just step outside in the foyer you will see becky are crew member waiting there for you.
"Louise" ok i see her
"Becky" Hey louise outside is a waiting motorcycle for to take you to the studio and be part of the live show.
"Louise" oh wow ok im getting in cant wait.
"Jessica" well everyone there goes louise in the motorcyle on the way here right the cameras are off what louise doesent know is when she gets here we have a very special seat for her with a nice surprise shower of are finest gunge this is what u get for doubting the power of the show.
Right whilst we wait for louise lets take a look at the vote results currently oh my it currently stands at a tie 6-6 keep voting who u want to see get The Ultimate Payback.
Whats that i hear is that a motorcycle everyone welcome louise to the show.
"Jessica" louise how are come join me on stage louise climb up on stage and shook jessicas hand looking very nervous.
"Louise" hey jessica its so nice to meet you
"Jessica" well louise lets take a walk over here we have a special guest seat waiting for you.
"Louise" oh wow thnk y... louise stoped in her tracks put her hand over her face in disbelief as she saw the black frame perspex box in the distance.
"Jessica" Louise whats wrong just follow me youll be fine nothing is gonna happen to you.
"Louise" oh please jessica dont do this im sorry for doubting the show.
"Jessica" do what louise im just taking you to your special seat.
Jessica open the tanks door
"Jessica" Louise you dp recognise it then if you would be so kind the step inside and take a seat.
Louise reluctanly step inside and sat down as jessica closed the door behind her locking her inside.
"Jessica" well louise this is your big surprise but im not that me im gonna give u 20 seconds to tell us why we shouldnt do this your time starts now.
"Louise" Jessica please dont do this im sorry i doubted the show i promis never to talk badly about it again this tracksuit is new.
Audience cheering and clappping really loudly.
"Jessica" whats that your saying louise i cant hear you over this audience keep going i think you got about 3 seconds left.
Audience and Jessica
3 2 1
Louise braced herself hands over her face as a siren went off and a downpour of green,orange striped gunge poured out over her head canopying it covered every part of her leaving her a gungey mess.
"Jessica" well louise guess you didnt explain yourself enough lets take a close up look at you.
The camera zoomed in on louise sat in the tank drenched in orange,green gunge looking embarrassed and digusted not happy at all.
"Jessica" just remember ppl we are everywhere no one is safe as louise has found out first hand.
Join us after the break where we will have the final result of The Ultimate Payback Vote and one unexpecting audience member is in for a special shampoo and set treat.
The camera panned into the audience focusing on a pretty curly haired lady enjoying the show totaly unaware she will soon be a part of it.
Here in my hand is a letter from a mum and it reads
Dear Jessica
my daughter casandra is allways late or cancelling days out with me to go to the salong she is obsessed with looking prine and spends hundreds of pounds at the salon getting her hair and nails done which she books appointments on the days she is meant to take me out so please can i get revenge on her for letting me down can you give her a shampoo and set she will never forget Yours trully Amanda.
Well amanda it seems like the salong is more important to your daughter than u so i will gladly help u out and invite her to my special salon.
So is cansandra hear in the audience plz do join me on stage.
A long curly permed hair woman in black suit joined jessica on stage looking rather apprehensive.
So casandra we hear from your mum that you keep putting the salon first over her is this true.
"Casandra" well jessica it does happen sometimes but its cos i have to keep my appearance pristine.
"Jessica" well cansandra your mum has asked us to give u a special makeover in are salon as a gift if you will follow me over to hear.
Jessica took cansandra over to a waiting salon chair with big red dryer with the name plate the salon on the front.
Cansandra looking really nervous now at the sight of the salon
"Jessica" Cansandra please do take a seat we are gonna make your hair look fantastic courtsey of the show.
A reluctant Cansandra sat on the salon chair and was seatbelted in by jessica
"Jessica" good right you nice and secure lets start this makeover in 3 2 1 Start the dryer.
Cansandra cringed hands over her face as the dryer above her kicked in the loud buzzing was soon followed by a siren.
A mass downpour of purple smooth gunge followed by suds and shampoo poured out over cansandra absolutely covering her in the gunge and suds leaving her dripping.
"Jessica" well cansandra how was your special makeover did it work lets take alook at you perfect.
The camera panned up and down as jessica was say there gunge and suds covered and embarassed shaking her head.
Well cansandra mabye this will teach u a lesson to stop bailingbon your mum to visit the salon.
"Jessica" ok back to the important stuff the votes are counted so lets take a look on the graphic on screen oh my it seems we have a tie 6-6 well we have a solution for just these occasions
The Ultimate Payback Wheel.
Lets spin the wheel
Round and round it goes where it will stop only the wheel knows.
And we have a decision lets take alook at the graphic on screen
A graphic came up of sarahs name next to a graphic of her in a tank getting gunged.
Oh my Sarah so close yet so far like the graphic shows it is you who will be facing The Ultimate Payback at the end of the show.
Well join us after the break where Sarah will b facing the Ultimate Payback and we hsve one more unexpecting person facing revenge justice here is that person now
Unbeknown to jesdica her picture poped up on screen to the audience and everyone at home but she cant see it in the studio.
Sarah in strapped in a ready looking nervous in disbelief at whats about to happen.
Sarah u lost and now must face The Ultimate Payback for being a lazy roommate.
Audience after me
3 2 1
Release the Sludge
Sarah cringed putting her hands over her face as a massive down pour of green,mud sludge poured out over head head covering her dress hair face totally in sludge it just kept pouring.
Eventually a disgusted sludge covered sarah was left in the tank dripping in green,mud sludge all embarrassed.
Well wow we that looked disgusting Michelle im bet your glade you avoid that and sarah mabye u should thinking about helping out more around the place.
Well everybody that was a amazing show thnks to all them ppl who contacted the show and all the good sports who were revenged.
Ive been Jessica stevens Gd Night
Jessica starts wave goodbye
When suddenly sophie the crew member appeared urshring jessica over to the otherside of the stage once there jessica noticed what was waiting for her and laughed
Sophie helped jessica into a tall glass door perspex dome and sat her down on the seat.
Jessica looked up and said guess im the unexpecting last gungee.
Well like are Tagline Says No One Is Safe i guess that goes for me aswell
She raised her hands in the air and accepted her fate a downpour of purple,green striped smooth gunge poured out from above into the dome and over her head as she laughed as the gunge continued to flow.
Eventually it stoped still laughing jessica was left soak and dripping in gunge she was told to climb out the dome and stand on the x to do a final farwell still dripping in gunge jessica once again said hee thnk you's a wished everyone a gd night as she waved goodbye a downpour of pink gunge fell from above over her jessica continued waving as the gunge driped down over her and the credits started rolling.