Real estate agent Kloe Love is showing you a dream house listing, with a host of special features. Dressed in a slutty open shirt and a tiny black skirt, she gives you a tour of a truly special house made for the modern baker or even better, the new aged Wammer. The main feature is a full size Pie Slide, complete with a 10 foot slide, dumping into a pool filled with 300 tubs of cool whip! Kloe senses that you may be unfamiliar with how it works, and strips down naked, climbing up to the top of the Pie Slide, and gives you a demonstration, launching herself Head First into the giant pie below. Completely engulfed in cream, and looking like a complete snowman, she emerges from the cream pool.

Still seeing that you're not convinced with this modern and innovative feature, Kloe further demonstrates selling points of the house, including getting covered in gallons of green slime. She then senses your interest is building, and offers to suck your cock. After a slime and cream filled blow job, Kloe spreads her messy legs and commands that you fuck her to seal the deal. Kloe gets a full on messy fuck in numerous positions, taking more pies and slime along the way. With a giant cumshot to her face at the end, she asks if you're ready to sign. Still not ready to commit, she gets pissed! Only her anger is met with a thrown pie barrage with direct hits to her cute face. Laughing afterwards, she declares "Fuck it, I'll just go back and work at waffle house." We bid our slime and cum covered real estate slut a sloppy farewell.