I don't know if it's just me but there are a few little details which I find strangely sexy. A few examples, long French manicured acrylic nails, pink with a white squared off tip. Sunglasses, on Wonderbras they used to have a kind of open cross strap at the back, I thought they looked good, hoop earrings. There's probably more...

I find 'radical chic' fashion (e.g. berets and turtlenecks) quite sexy. I also dig sportswear (tracksuits and the like) and certain uniforms but that just reminds me of that bit in toast of London lol

Pies in the face, or is that the obvious silly answer

Fascinators and chic wedding type hats, stockings with the plain top rather than lacy ones, leggings, but only the shiny ones, not the matt ones.

Beautiful well dressed ladies who continue to keep her legs crossed while getting pied. It's as if she is still trying to maintain her sophisticated demeanor while being an absolute mess

God there are so vary many.

A woman's eyes in particular say so much. Also, when she tucks her hair behind her ear (or better yet when I do it). A smile with dimples, freckles, small round noses, when she laughs so hard she snorts. It drives me wild when she bites her lower lip or the tip of her tongue. A slight embarrassed look that shows she's being honest rather than trying hard.

For clothes, I got to agree on turtlenecks. If a smaller chested woman puts on a turtleneck she will immediately look larger and more full.

Anything that accentuates the hips. I miss the lingerie particularly panties/knickers of the 90s that went up higher on the sides of the waist and scooped low in the front. Today's are like a straight, flat line across the hips. But alas, I know it sort of went that way because of lower riding jeans (which definitely look better than "mom jeans" (although they can be quite sexy at times) and women generally not liking their hips.

Oh, and the sound of a singing voice. That's gotten me into trouble before.

A lady wearing a strapless / off the shoulder dress always does it for me.

Girls wearing caps or wooly hats. No idea why!

A big brain and a six figure income.

Jayce is kinda odd and little...and find her rather sexy.

(took the easy joke)

great post. love those pieings. when they put their hair up its almost an acceptance of getting pied

Ballet flats with a mini skirt or tight jeans.

Tube tops. I can't help it!

Jayce is ridiculously sexy both before and after enhancements. She fills out a Hooters outfit better than anyone...

well arent you sweeet??!!! i think pies with hair tied back is sexy too. i like both but you are right. its almost like (to be vulgar) when a girl pulls her hair back knowing shes about to give a bomb ass blow job. hahaha. its like "okay here we go!" but i like both. smoothing pies over m y long ass hair feels really good too.

"Bomb Ass Blow Jobs" was the name of my first punk band in the 1970's.

Tube tops that slip down under the weight of goo...

GLASSES! The hot nerdy girl gets my racing!

When women accept me in spite of the fact I'm a piece of shit

A woman who is messy, puts her hand inside her own blouse as if trying to retrieve a jelly and looks directly in the camera lens.

A skirt which has been torn up the side to the waistband.

Thoroughly messed up hair.

A shoulder strap slipping down her arm.

I second that!

Painted nails are nice, as are crisp black and white clothes.

Opera gloves, with a lowcut dress to match

Bare midriff

The goo from a pie in the face dripping onto her beasts.

I think I have to take a cold shower now.

Mismatched socks are so cute. Painted toes especially multi-colored painted toes. Jeans that cover most of the girls foot except letting the toes stick out.

Women in uniforms and overalls.

Red lipstick in the lips. High heels. Belts. Scarves. Expensive clothes.
And two kinds of mess: pies in the face and white flour being thrown in the head. Wetlook is fine for me too.

Seconded!

Also for me women wearing wellies, with any type of clothing, whether it's trousers or overalls tucked in, or a skirt or dress worn over them.

Very plain, severe clothing, plain A-line uniform skirts or dresses for example, the plainer the better.

Also when someone is obviously enjoying having mess poured into or over their clothes. I shot a scene the other day where Susie was wearing black jodhpurs, completely clean and dry, and then Rosemary pours a can of custard into the front of them, and Susie reacts with pleasure as it flows down inside, wiggling slightly and saying "ohh, I can feel that flowing all the way down." To me that was really, really sexy.

Great story So do pies usually reduce you to a puddle...?

So many things but if I had to pull one small thing off the list it would probably be bare, wet, skin. I love it on all the ladies I've worked with and especially my wife. It just sets off a lot of things in my mind from the jungle, to athletic ladies, to ready for hot sex, and on and on. Strangely I wasn't aware of it for a long time but noticed that whenever my wife was swimming or sweating I couldn't not look at her. Then I realized I had thousands of photos that fit the same description Fit, wet, naked, skin would get attention from anyone but it sends me over the top.

Love it.

I found really sexy some things, like the way a girl plays with her flats, I love long skirts when wet, looks so cute and so beautiful, I love that moment when the firsts drops of mess falls over a girl's face