So I've made a new friend that want to get messy!! Any ideas for substance? Want to see her pied?!?! Yeehaw!!!

Now, Maria. Yes. I'd LOVE to see her pied! Big-time! :lovestruck:

(Silly question!)

She looks lovely!

I'd love to see her pied in the outfit she's wearing, right there!

Have fun!

Norman

Absolutely pied and slimed she looks pretty

Messy bucket her. Then hog tie her and pour more mess over her as well as rub her head it in.

I'm going to Malta for 2 weeks and we will unveil this mystery wammer with a video session when I return. Still trying to think of a fun name for her 😜

I'm so excited to have a partner in crime close to home!!

Yes she's quite cute - I'll bet she looks even better when she's vertical (almost broke my neck trying to look at her sideways) :splat::splat::splat:

I think a couple of tins of baked beans and spaghetti hoops would look good dripping down that blonde hair

I am sure in your capable hands maria she do well. I hope you have a good hoilday. I look forward to your return. X

If it looks good on you, it will look good on her!

lying down in a tub, while you pour brownie mix and oatmeal ontop of her?

SO cute!

Please pie her!

JY

Have fun in Malta!

How about calling her "Malta"? (If you need a reason, go to Italy and pour a chocolate malt-a** on her! )

I'll bet you *are* excited to have someone to play with! :lovestruck:

Norman

** A chocolate malt, with an Italian accent!

Isn't it obvious ...... mud wrestle her.

Make sure she rotates her body 90 degrees to the right before getting messy.

You should both come to mine for a food fight, I mean dinner party

Jessie xx
www.messy-jessie.com

If she's into it, you two should do a mutual foot pieing.

I like Jesse's idea!

Norman

What's really amazing is that the last of her wine hasn't spilled out!

Norman

I most certainly will not!! I love knowing you're all getting cricks in your necks wanting a look at my beautiful new friend! Hehe!!

that wrestling idea sounds tasty. lets all three of us get smothered in custard and cream and roll around naked.

2nd this!! LOL

She's stunning M and have a good holiday M

as long as she is wearing tights, anything goes!!

Cutieee! I suggest thick black grease.

Just a quick check in. Holiday is going fabulous! It's very dry here. Haven't found mud yet. Taking a moment to show off a couple vacation photos. Excited im coming back straight into a messy session to help me adjust to life off this steamy hot island. I'm sure I'll miss it in the cold of Manchester!

Beans custard and oatmeal be very good and some pies lol

Wow! That looks like Paradise! And you're going back to the cold of Manchester because .........?

That 3rd pic is beautiful! And the water and the land are nice, too!

Actually, you do look lovely, and peaceful sitting there! :lovestruck:

And you're going back to the cold of Manchester because ........???

(I won't even mention the selfie that looks like you're falling into the canyon! :ohbruther: )

We *do* miss you, and can't wait for you to go back to the COLD of MANCHESTER to play with your as-yet-un-named friend!

I'll be watching for the vid release!

Have fun with the time you have left before you leave Paradise to go back to the cold of Manchester!

Norman

Hey Norman...no knocking Manchester.

If it was good enough for Davy Jones of The Monkees....

It may be cold but the people are really warm hearted

& we don't want you scaring Maria away from the UK

It'll be summer soon, so Maria will have a good 3-4 days of lovely sunshine to enjoy

I'm just using the phrase she used!

No matter where one lives, I can't see why anyone would want to leave where she is right now!

But, yes, I hope she does go back, so she can play with her new friend! I can't wait to see the two of them together! :lovestruck:

Manchester's a GREAT place!

Norman

And for good measure ....