at this moment in time

1. Breanna
2. Taylor
3. Toshia
4. Heather/Jen
5 (tie) Several one-hit wonders I wish we'd seen more of:
Alex from SS146
Amanda from SS212
Eden's sister in SS106
Melissa in SS112
Erica in SS201

and, and, and.... Victoria and Scarlet and Samantha for honorable mentions. I know I have other favorites.

Which volumes are Kayte and Danielly in?

I was lucky enough to find out about her shoot with you waaaaay in advance after searching "pied and slimed" on Twitter. I can't find the tweet now but I stumbled across a tweet from her saying something like "about to get pied in the face and slimed for a photo shoot today". I thought to myself damn which producer pulled this off? Once I noticed it was rich I wasn't surprised in the slightest lol.

I would think there's more up and coming onlyfans girls out there that would be willing to take a bucket of slime. The only other example I know of is Mia Ventura's shoot with the pie zone. Total babe and you can tell she was down to do anything to build her resume.

1. Deana (I wish she'd come back for at least one more volume)
2. Capucine (favourite reactions of any SS model)
3. Cheryl (forever the champion of the Wonder Woman parody)
4. Toshia (objectively the MVP of SS in my humble opinion)
5. Liz (nailed every scene she was in, never disappointed)

Sincere apologies MM! The two others I wanted to honor are these.

Abby
Ginger
Jasmine
Lyndsay
Mya

Excellent swimsuit bodies and that hair!

In no order:

- Breanna
- Scarlett
- Carrie (The best 'victim' type of any SS model ever in my opinion!)
- Jen
- Deanna

I've shown the SlapstickStuff website to introduce my past girlfriends (including my now wife aka The Wife) to WAM.

I'm seriously convinced that Rich is the Pie and Slime gateway to many a girlfriend. Has worked a few times for me as well!

When was Kayte in Ozark?

My top 5 are basic picks. I go with some of the classics and recurring favorites

1) Shelly
2) Kylie
3) Shuana
4) Jill
5) Deanna

Jasmine did shoots with Anglefan under a different name, can't remember what it is at the moment, I wanted to see more of her with SS like especially a solo scene but idk maybe she's quit doing WAM shoots shortly after shooting for Rich. Jasmine and Ashley's 2 girl scenes are underrated, loved the playful, silliness, chemistry and fun both girls had. Surprised Ashley didnt do a solo shoot either.

Melissa comes back in SS115 with the wacky AGT parody.

I like turtles

Right on with this one! Jasmine and Ashley both extremely underrated. I have this scene I have to dig it up again.

No particular order:

Julie ss250
Victoria ss224
Breana take your pick
Suzie SS50
Abby SS204

This thread is really cool BTW. Thanks for all the unexpected love, especially for some models that I didn't think were remembered much anymore.

I'm most proud of the fact that I've counted more than FIFTY different names so far.... with no real consensus as to the "best" models. That means there's a lot of diversity over the years with model choices, AND (hopefully) a baseline of excellence where you can find standout scenes & models in basically every era.

Also very proud of this:



I've received tons of emails like this over the years, and honestly, if I'm gonna leave a legacy of any kind.... That's a pretty good one. (Also the money. The money is a good legacy too. )

I'm actually surprised that Shauna doesn't get more mentions on this thread (a few, but less than I thought there'd be). I normally don't go in for solo shoots, (it might just be my thing to have there be an interplay/competition aspect?) but hers I picked up and they were worth it.

She seemed like she liked it more as her scenes progressed--especially considering the note she went out on--and seemed willing to do a variety of scenes. The only thing I'm disappointed about is that she was never in a tit-for-tat scene with another model, since she seemed like she would have been able to bring the attitude in one of those.

Surprised this cutey hasn't come up yet.

Shauna actually used to drive in with her husband and kids in tow.... And I've told this story many times, but it's still hilarious: I would finish a scene with Shauna completely NAKED, covered in pie and frosting and slime, then walk downstairs to see her hubby dozing on the couch as her daughter watched some goofy kids stuff on Netflix.

It was a LOT of tonal whiplash.
And I'm not sure it would've been easy to bring another model--especially one who didn't know her--into that particular mix. But who knows? Maybe I should've tried it, in hindsight...

I tried several times to get Ashley back.... We had a follow-up planned, then her travel plans changed so she wouldn't be flying through my city, so that didn't happen.
Then something else didn't work due to timing.

Then she moved to L.A., got in with the right people, and now has 1.5 million IG followers. So yeah, another one that got way too big for me.

She turned 35 last year, still a damn smokeshow!

These are the models that you FINALLY got the underwear and bikinis JUST RIGHT, Rich!
So, Jess, Riley, Nichole (with that wig) are 3 of my top 5 Slapstickstuff models.

I'm a sucker for the "old school" models, not to say any more recent aren't good or anything but I liked some of the early model's personalities, in no particular order

Nikki
Shelly
Carie
Britney (vol 80-81)
Deana

I definitely have a "modern" top 5 too, but for all time I think that's my top 5, I'm more of a personality and enjoyment instead of looks 1st kinda guy, not that any of my 5 aren't good looking, imo they all are, but I think their personalities were the main thing that stood out about them

My personal favorite Slapstick model would have to be Ginger but you know what there isn't a wrong answer to this question. The models have been consistently attractive for as many years as its been existent. SlapstickStuff has been my go to since around 2004ish and my wife will sit with me and watch it and at this point will be able to point out the things I like and won't like as much. Seriously, this site is still going strong and thats a testament to what talent Rich must have to keep delivering top notch content for going on 2 decades.

What fresh hell or parallel universe or clownworld are we in when after this many posts no one has yet mentioned the sublime Jordan???? Her sister Jill has been mentioned a couple times or so, but not Jordan. She'd probably be my number one but Erin and, going way back, Kathleen and Ashley (Vol. 15) also deserve mention.

I'm super-late to the show here, granted. I wanted to have a buttload of pics to share of my favorite models, and it took me awhile to find the time to get them ready. I certainly overachieved on the quantity front, as you will see below.

In no particular order, my fave SStuff models:

Abby
Erin
Lyndsay
Elle
Chelsea

There are too many honorable mentions to list here!

Haha, I appreciate the "fan art."

The good news is that I'm in contact with.... most of these women?
--Abby is not close to being local, and she has a kid, so that complicates things.... But she's still gorgeous and who knows? Maybe the stars will align again.
--Lyndsay was back on the East Coast over the holidays but said she wasn't shooting because she "wasn't in shape." She's not aging tho, and I keep bugging her to shoot again.... It's "only" been 2 years now, so still less than the 6-year gap from last time!
--Elle is one of my good friends to this day, and honestly it would be super weird to mess her up now, plus I think at this point she'd be liable to attack me on camera.

The bad news:
--Erin was gonna come back, but got in a freak accident where they had to fix her nose.... She even said she wanted to shoot when she was on the East Coast, but having pies smashing in her face wasn't good for the nose recovery. Her face looked VERY different after, and then she got married and did the kid thing, so we lost touch at that point.
--And Chelsea.... SIGH.... She passed away tragically. I don't need to go into the details, but that's the reason why I took her clips down, for those who still wonder.

not too privy with names so here are the numbers
1) 68
2 101
3) 64
4) 41
5) 37

So I took the time to add up all the votes everyone cast for all the different models and below you will find a list of the "top ten" most popular ones. (Which is really a top sixteen, because there was an 8-way tie for ninth place.)

#1
Toshia (8.5)

#2
Breana (7)

#3
Crystal (5.5)
Ginger (5.5)
Taylor (5.5)

#6
Deanna (4)
Shelley (4)

#8
Jill (3.5)

#9
Abby (3)
Brin (3)
Carrie (3)
Erin (3)
Jen (3)
Lyndsay (3)
Mya (3)
Scarlett (3)

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A couple of procedural notes for anyone who cares (probably nobody!):

Each post was given up to five points, one point per model. If the post only mentioned one or two models, each of those models got one point. People's "honorable mention" or "near-miss" models were not counted as votes.

In the case of ties for various places, I have listed the models in alphabetical order.

If you're wondering how a number of these models got half votes, it's down to a couple people splitting votes between two models, but mostly it's the result of UMD member PMG casting 10 total votes back on page 1 -- 5 for older models and 5 more for newer ones. The only fair way to deal with this, I felt, was to give half a vote to each of the 10 models.

I appreciate the effort that went into this.