1. Breanna
2. Lucie
3. Kayte
4. Taylor
5. Danielley Ayala

All 5 are drop-dead gorgeous girls. It's so awesome knowing that Kayte and Danielley both got messy. Both are now somewhat famous and took those buckets of green slime like champs

My #1 was the girl that did the Sopranos spoof.

Sign me up for a Meadow Soprano slapstickstuff shoot!!

I hear she's still dating Turtle.

I will note that all five have dark hair (dark brunette to black).

No, she is married to Cutter Dysktra, son of former Major League Baseball player Lenny Dysktra.

1) Eden from Slapstickstuff Vol. #79
2) Scarlett from Slapstickstuff Vol #249
3) Kylie from Slapstickstuff Vol. #180
4) Stacy from Slapstickstuff Vol. #139
5) Jasmine from Slapstickstuff Vol. #251

Boy, I have to give this some thought!

How are Katye and Danielly famous now?

I suspect our friend has a type

Hell, while we're at it:

1. Toshia
2. Crystal (SS63-64. She CLOBBERS herself in SS64.3, still one of my all-time favorites)
3. Erin (SS131)
4. Lyndsay
5. Brin

Ok, so I also have a type...

Snarkiness aside, my actual top 5 (and my fav. scene of them):

1) Megan from Slapstickstuff Vol. #122 Scene 3
-My all-time fav. Slapstickstuff model AND scene. She takes an excellent sliming in Scene 2 also.

2) Ginger from Slapstickstuff Vol. #188 Scene 3
-That outfit was made for her body.

3) Crystal from Slapstickstuff Vol. #63 Scene 3
-Something about her smoke-eye always did it for me.

4) Aliyah from Slapstickstuff Vol. #144 Scene 3
-Her brattiness just begs for comeuppance.

5) Jen from Slapstickstuff Vol. #100 Scene 3
-One of the hottest girls to ever get slimed, and her reaction in this one, with Christine genuinely laughing at her as she gets glopped, is pure YCDTOTV magic.

And a loooooot of honorable mentions

1. Ginger
2. Kylie
3. Brandi (69)
4. Brittany (111)
5. Tracy (99)

Honorable mentation to Taylor, Erica, Scarlett, Toshia,

1) Shana
2) Shelly
3) Scarlett
4) Breanna

and to curry favor with Rich who most definitely won't be able to resist commenting on this threas at some point, his favorite, Toshia.

1. Toshia
2. Samantha
3. Taylor
4. Julie
5. Vicky (vol. 71)

Not ass-kissing here, but Rich-- for my tastes-- has the hottest models around. Toshia is an all-timer for me. Talking Mount Rushmore of WAM models.

I do tend to like the girl next door type, especially if they've got the intelligence to improvise or mess around, so, in no particular order...

-Mya (great to see her latest shoot)

-Brin (LOVED her double French plait when she was doing a Lara Croft style shoot)

-Breana

-Liz (the original and I'd love to see her taking some modern pies)

-Toshia

Others might have made it in there had they done more shoots, e.g. Alex (giggly one-off), Kasie (only shot with Shelly but a terrific partner in vids), Alicia (drop-dead gorgeous), Kelly (only did the one set with Carrie, who was looking stunning as brunette).

And am hoping to see the return of Cher, which is something nobody has said since 1986.

1. Brittany from SS105.

and....
Wow, just going to the Slapstick Stuff and perusing the download store to refresh my memory
on some of the names makes it too hard to pick. Plus I feel compelled to add to my collection now.

The problem is just before the pie hits, the screen goes black

Crystal is great! There's this real resignation to everything...like, "Welp, guess I'm pied now." But there's also a fun fearlessness to all of her scenes, too.

Many of those already mentioned, but of the early girls I keep coming back to:

1) Kathleen from SS03 and others.
2) Trista from SS38
3) Jill from SS53 and others

Some real gold in the sub 100 pre HD era girls.

I can't disagree with any of the above.

Side notes:
--Elle is the one from the Sopranos parody, and we've been friends ever since. She was bugging me for my Showtime password yesterday. (Yellowjackets!!) The real scene does NOT cut to black, but of course back then, I HAD to cut a trailer to parody the original ending, like everyone else on the planet.
--Cher is not coming back, as she's married with a new kid now. (Scarlet's friend Cher, not Famous Cher, who will outlast us all.)

Oh, and here's a quick rundown of (most of) our models over the years:
https://slapstickstuff.com/SSHDPieComp.mp4
https://slapstickstuff.com/YearTeaser.mpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGgIZ6n7yiI

In nee particular order cos I mean cmon, hard enough innit

Taylor
Scarlett
Jill
Jen
Kylie

I think I'll split this prompt up into future from the SD era and girls from the HD era, just to make it a little easier.

SD
Toshia - Nothing i can add that hasn't already been said
Crystal - Loved her personality, self pies, and reactions
Jill - I think the pies she receives from Rich in 59s3 is the greatest pieing of all time
Jen - Also an HD model but her scenes with Christine are unmatched
Angela (ss60) - couldn't tell ya why, but i find her to be incredible

HD
Taylor - absolutely love everything about her, book another session if the opportunity ever arrises
Ginger
Katy (126) - still a little upset we never got a second volume
Megan (122-123) - gorgeous smile & attitude
Natalia/Scarlett - more than anything I'm impressed with how much mess both women have gone thru in such a short time from so many producers. Both are absolute stunners and i can't favor one over the other.

There are so many honorable mentions that I'd end up adding another 30 girls to the list

Danielley is verified and has millions of followers on Instagram. Kayte is an actress whose had some small roles, most notably in Netflix's Ozark.

Mine are:

1. Paula (her first scene with SS82 in that incredible bikini is still one of my all time favorites )
2. Heather Vaughn Morris (so hot, still hoping Rich will shoot with her again someday)
3. Nikki from the pre HD days
4. Crystal from the same era
5. Too many to mention since I only get 5, but Marisa Matthews and Jess from SS202 and SS216 certainly are worth a mention.

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From the "White Pie" album.

1) Carrie. Can't believe she hasn't been mentioned yet. Might be my favorite WAM model of all time. I just love everything about her. Watching her get pied and slimed is like watching art being made.

2) Alicia. So sad she never came back for another volume. She really embodied the girl next door vibe.

3) Crystal. She had a distinct "can't believe this is actually happening to me" vibe that I loved. But she still managed to take the pies and slime in good humor. Being smoking hot didn't hurt either.

4) Ginger. More than any other SStuff model, I got a vibe from her that said, "I'm hot. People enjoy seeing me get pied and slimed. Might as well give them a show."

5) Toshia. She was the gold standard for years. Enough said.

Im a massive Shelly fan along with Toshia

The fact that I got a girl who now has 6.6 million IG followers to get hit with lots of pies for.... well, not a lot of money, really (considering her net worth now is $2.7 mil).... is insane.
The fact that all her scenes are in the bottom 10% of my sellers says all you need to know about the WAM community vs. the rest of the world.
(I'm not telling you to rush out and buy her clips, BTW. She was a nightmare to work with and not remotely what I was expecting based on her IG. They're interesting from a curiosity factor tho, especially if you like your models visibly annoyed.)

Kayte was a total pro, although I could tell halfway through that getting hit with baked goods wasn't her cup of tea. Acting was solid, of course. A few weeks later, I texted her "Congrats" after spotting her in the trailer for the new Kevin Hart movie "Ride Along".... Pretty much knew at that point she'd gotten too big to do my silly lil' shoots again...

I mean, GEEZ.... She's literally IN the YouTube thumbnail!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdXo4vBgG7I