Its December 1st, a lot of you will be opening your first door on your Advent calendars and becoming excited about Christmas coming.

What about Me? I hear you ask, I am slightly Bah Humbug but am mellowing in my old age! Especially as this year I have special treat for you all...

MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown

Over the next 24 days, you will be able to open a 'door' to MyPieRogative's Christmas pleasure, from today you will see how excited she is getting, how she loves her 'presents' (later on you will also see how she hates some too!!! Muhaaaa!!!!) that come out of the red box that was wrapped in silver paper and maybe if she is a good (naughty) girl, she may get a visit from Santa! After all Santa knows where all the naughty girls live!

I need to thank MessyPhotoShoots for the use of his studio, advice and guidance when it came to lighting, planning and the use of his arms later in the series!

I will try to post updates each day, but as this is just for fun real life may get in the way so you may get double ups when I get round to it. They will also be posted at various times of day due to real life.

Above all I need to thank MyPieRogative for taking part.

If you like MyPieRogative, have a look at my profile as there is a blog about our shoot together and two more sets 'What would happen if the Mask put a Mask on?' and 'The Interrogation of MyPieRogative'

PS to get the full MyPieRogative effect you will need to click on the thumbnail photos!

Well I can say I'm looking forward to this Christmas then.

Can't wait to see what Mypierogative's presents are going to be. :devil:

And Mypierogative looks super cute and sexy in that sexy Santa's outfit , I didn't know I needed that in my life but now I do and have it.

24 days of one of my absolute favorite people in this world!

This is an amazing idea. She is soooooo bloody lovely!!!

Thank you whitstar! I needed to see this today! Fun stuff! I can't wait to relive this all month long! Haha!

Awesome. Fun stuff.

This looks fantastic!

2nd December

Thank you all for the comments and loves from yesterdays posting.

Today, MyPieRogative finds cream cakes in the box and has particular fun with a chocolate elclair!

I for one, can no longer walk past the elclairs in the supermarket and look at them same way as before this shoot!!!

So, "whats next?" I hear you ask, "will MyPieRogative get naughty or nice gifts tomorrow?" "Will she be getting even more messy?"

I guess you will have to tune in tomorrow for the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

This is an amazing idea. She is soooooo bloody lovely!!!

Great idea and photography Whitestar. Looking forward to seeing messy elf MyPieRogative getting an xmas sploshing

I'm getting nervous. HA!

What a great idea and I love that little green dress!

Mrs. Bee

Seconded!

Though I have a feeling it may not be so green for much longer...

3rd December

Thank you all for the likes and comments on the previous days photos, I am enjoying them all.

Day 3, finds Santa's elf MyPieRogative getting really excited, (its only day 3!!!) so much so she pleaded to have an extra present! I said no at first, she would have to wait like all the good girls. But then... she fluttered her eyelashes, smiled sweetly and squeezed her boobs together and my strong will went completely out of the window and I gave in! (Licking the chocolate off her chin with her tongue had no bearing at all!)

Therefore due to my weakness, you the good people of UMD, today get MyPieRogative's efforts with indulgent chocolate fudge icing and custard.

So, "whats next?" I hear you ask, "will MyPieRogative get naughty or nice gifts tomorrow?" "Will she be getting even more messy?" "Will I hold my will so she only gets one surprise?"

I guess you will have to follow this thread and tune in tomorrow for the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

4th December

Day four, finds MyPieRogative needing a 'ickle' break from the first three days and knowing that there is a further onslaught to come!

So we get her a strawberry jelly drink, to be nice and considerate of a beautiful persons needs and what does she go and do??? Spills it all down herself! What a messy (brilliant) girl!!!

Still to come during this Christmas Countdown -

- Savoury stuff that MyPieRogative doesn't like Muhaaaa! That will teach her for spilling stuff!
- Syrup
- Cake sitting
- Pies

When will these appear? What will be next?

I guess you will have to follow this thread and tune in tomorrow for the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

This thread is epic . Kudos!

Love this!

I would LOVE to see you do this again wearing green and red striped tights!!

5th December

Thank you all for your likes and comments on this thread.

Day 5, finds MyPieRogatiive thinking she is getting something 'Nice' but she misheard and it was 'Rice' pudding in a jug!

As you can tell from the photos, it was still nice for her though!

Is MyPieRogatiive naughty or nice? What is coming next, a nice surprise or a nasty substance? Will she make it to December 24th?

I guess you will have to tune in tomorrow to find out with the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

Best advent calendar I have ever seen, but I still forget to check it everyday. the truth is, this is an amazing idea. She is soooooo bloody lovely!!!

Incredible!!! Maria, you look GORGEOUS! Whitestar, what a fabulous idea and you couldn't have picked a better calendar girl

6th December

Thank you for all the likes and comments on this thread, keep 'em coming. Don't forget you can follow this thread to get notified when I post an update.

Day 6, finds MyPieRogative being presented from the Tardis like red box, something she doesn't really like, a Can of Spaghetti! So she has two choices:

1 - Walk away and stop getting messy or
2 - Grin and bear it as she knows there is more mess that she does like on the way

So what does MyPieRogative do? MyPieRogative grins and bears it for the greater good and the enjoyment of all the good folk of UMD! What a super trooper MyPieRogative is.

Will MyPieRogative get something sweet or savoury next? Will MyPieRogative be getting even more messy? Will MyPieRogative make it to Christmas? Will MyPieRogative be getting her boobs messy? Will MyPieRogative end up using whipped cream? Will MyPieRogative get fed up of me asking "Will MyPieRogative..."

All I know is, you will have to tune in tomorrow to maybe find out the answers to these and many more questions with the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

7 December

Thank you for all the likes and comments on this thread

Day 7

After yesterdays not so nice substance for MyPieRogative, I think we should be a bit nicer and give her something she likes, don't you?

"Like a trifle?"

Yes, I think MyPieRogative would like a trifle.

However, guess what I 'forgot' to do? Yes, that's right, let it get up to room temperature Muhaaaa!!!!!

So in todays photos you will see MyPieRogative getting a 'trifle' irritated with a cold substance running down the top of her legs!

MyPieRogative's expressions are priceless.

- Will MyPieRogative recover from the cold?
- Will MyPieRogative know what to do with a can of whipped cream?
- Will the trifle pun go down well?
- Will there be more savoury substances?
- Will MyPieRogative ever be a question on the UK's BBC TV series 'Pointless'?

All I know is, you will have to tune in tomorrow to maybe find out the answers to these and many more questions with the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

8th December

Thank you all for the likes and comments.

Day 8

After two days of substances being 'slightly' naughty for MyPieRogative, I thought it was time for something nice and for me to bring her enthusiasm back with whipped cream!

You could say I am 'whipping' her back into shape but I hope MyPieRogative whips you all into a frenzy as she puts the cream down her top!

And speaking of frenzy, do we need some music to go with these photos???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SWXOBBrZlg

And as it that time of year when Christmas Crackers are out:

Why are cooks cruel? - they beat eggs, whip cream and batter fish

And you can see MyPieRogative's response to the above in the 'Whip' photo!!!

- Will MyPieRogative get more naughty or nice things out of the box?
- Will I recover from getting whipped?
- Will the photos be getting more saucy?
- Will there be more Christmas Cracker jokes?
- Will MyPieRogative ever understand British humour?

All I know is, you will have to tune in tomorrow to maybe find out the answers to these and many more questions with the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

Has anyone else thought what a wonderful idea this is? And how bloody super amazingly lovely is mypiereogotave?!?!

Yup, thats why I did it!!!

And MyPieReogotive was an absolute Star in the whole process as my blog attests to!

https://umd.net/blogs/i/an-extremely-fun-day-with-mypierogative/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fwhitestar%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F

9th December

A continuing thank you for all the likes, positive comments on the treads and photos Don't forget you can follow this thread to get notified of updates.

Day 9 - MyPieRogative gets Saucy and Naughty!!!

In this case with bottle of raspberry sauce! Down the front and down the back. No further explanation needed.


After yesterdays whipping do I try for another Christmas Cracker joke??? Why of course!

Q. What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants?
A. Swimming Trunks!!!

PS Have you ever tried mouthing the word 'elephant' to the person opposite you? Try it and see what they think you have just said!!!

- Will MyPieRogative ever understand the difference between sauce and saucy?
- Will MyPierogrative see it through to Dec 24th?
- Will the Christmas cracker jokes get any better?
- Will it be naughty or nice for Dec10th photos?

All I know is, you will have to tune in tomorrow to maybe find out the answers to these and many more questions with the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

10 December

Thank you all for the likes, I really appreciate them

Day 10

If you have a look back at December 6th you will see MyPieRogative 'just had to' use a can of spaghetti and she doesn't really like savoury and I referred to her a 'super trooper'. Today (just so I can use the following pun... wait for it...) MyPieRogative is less than impressed with a can of tomato soup! So she really is now a 'Souper Trooper'

Have you noticed that when you do have an advent calendar that there are some days you think are wonderful, others not so much and some just don't do anything for you and I think MyPieRogative is finding this with this Christmas Countdown!

So its Christmas Cracker time..

Q. What do you get when you spill soup on a comic book?
A. Souperman.

- Will MyPieRogative get any sweet stuff?
- Will MyPieRogative have a cake and eat it?
- What would MyPieRogative say if there was a fly in her soup?
- Will MyPieRogative ever forgive me for the soup?
- Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

All I know is, you will have to tune in tomorrow to maybe find out the answers to these and many more questions with the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

11th December

Lovin' the likes, thank you all

Day 11 - Two for one!

After the soup of yesterday, I think you will agree that MyPieRogative needs a bit of a reward and we need some boobies!!!

So today, MyPieRogative gets a strawberry and a chocolate trifle (one for each) and I think you can tell she definitely likes it better than soup!

Not quite half way through the set but I am going on record to say isn't MyPieRogative just delightful.

Enjoy

Christmas Cracker time :

Q. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A. Tinselitis

- Will MyPieRogative keep having an 'eggcellent' time?
- Will MyPieRogative ever pull my cracker?
- Will MyPierogative ever have her cake and eat it?
- Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?

All I know is, you will have to tune in tomorrow to maybe find out the answers to these and many more questions with the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!

12th December

Thank you for all the likes and comments Don't forget to follow this thread to be updated when the next photos go up

Day 12 - Eggscellent!

Day 12 finds MyPieRogative feeling 'eggstatic' and eggcited and is bowled over with the prospect of bowl of eggs!

Following MyPieRogative's eggxacting standards, she inspects the bowl for shells and then becomes very 'shellfish' (get it????) and says don't 'yolk' with me as she pours it down her front.

Christmas Cracker Time

Q. Why did the splosh model throw their toast out of the window?
A. They wanted to see the butter-fly!

- Are you egg-noring me? Don't you like my egg-cellent jokes?
- Will MyPieRogative block me for the egg puns?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Will I ever do an Easter themed splosh shoot?
- Will MyPieRogative ever get the yolk?

All I know is, you will have to tune in tomorrow to maybe find out the answers to these and many more questions with the next exciting instalment of MyPieRogative's Christmas Countdown!