Hey there.

Just putting it out there. Those of us who love to get dressed up, maybe put a little make up on, don a squishy red nose...

I know clowns these days get a tough time as we associate them with being evil, or killers.

But we need to change this!!

Who wants to say with pride "I'm a clown, come pie me!!"

Gosh I'm sad clowns are portrayed in such a negative way

I like it when a smartly dressed, sexy stooge girl is pulled into the ring by clowns, who then trash her

Edit: did a story about this, it's on WAM library

I'm sure you'd look good clowned up!!

A beginner clown here. Only had a handful of pie sessions but nothing feels better than having a ton of pies smushed into a red nosed face

Zebin is Clown Queen, obvs.

Ariel and Jayce have done some nice clown scenes!

this is my thing

WAMF's skit called "She Clown Pie Poker"
starring Fawn (in the red), Cree (in the blue), and Charm (in the light green)

I have dabbled in the world of larger shoes!
Would love to take part in a real clown pie fight one day!

'Reluctant' clown here checking in

A very reluctant clown there eh OllyQueen!

Hey, welcome all!

Well, hi there...

Slapstick Babes offers a whole lot of sexy clowns.
https://vidown.com/cgi/store2.pl?site=slapstickbabes.com
Megan Jones, Chelsie, Becca, Nikki, Sandi, TripSix, Scarlett,
Deanna Deadly, Savannah Costello, and Hannah Perez

My Divas (of course) got very upset when I did not mention
their clown shoot in my earlier post as well.
https://umd.net/profile/i/twilight-man/section/photos/album/silly-day-at-the-circus
Barbie, Lea, Asha, and Tori clowning around.

Well, I guess there's no denying it: I'm a CLOWN - COME PIE ME!!

Is the clown patreon mostly girl clowns?

Just getting into this tho I have always been turned on by clowns in WAM acts - how shd I start?

Taking pies as a clown is one of my favorite ways!

Did I hear a call for clowns?! Well howdy folks! Big ole buffoon here! Hyuck!

Another slop stooge reporting! Specializing (kinda) in custard clown cakes!

Been clowning for years and have been a supporter of filming zany and messy behavior for years. I had to chime in.

Always nice to see fellow clowns!

oh god, I would LOVE to have a piefight like that

Ariel: Looking great!

I LOVE clown costumes and WAM, but I'm not a fan of the traditional make-up being used at all. What is the use of pieing someone whose face is *already* white?? (You know what I mean)

My first Customwam custom will be incoming to the store at some point I'm sure - it was filmed *just* pre-lockdown in March (so it may well be one of Charlotte's last hosting gigs! She is of course brilliant) It

- is totally amazing
- features a live TV show...
- a very reluctant audience member called Casey...
- a lovely clown-themed costume...
- some pies...
- ...and something called the Slosh Wash?

I would happily dress as a clown come pie me! My dream has always been to be pied by a cliwn amd its pretty much number one on my life bucket list so any clown out there on umd please come pie me!!

Hey Ipieguys--My favorite kinda clown scene. Come on down!

Always late to the party!