I think the face is one of, if not the single greatest places to watch a pie land on another person. Aside from that there are so many other places a pie can be thrown and I want to know where UMD loves to see pies land!
So if the pies can't land on your target's face, where do you want to see them? Is there any reason you like to see them there? Let's see what people think!
Abdomen, just above the crotch, and while wearing either high waist trousers / jeans / shorts / leggings, or something very smart and formal like a high waist knee length pencil skirt, a long satin finish formal gown, or very smart pant-suit trousers.
Pieing the actual crotch, unless done from slightly below, will result in some of the pie being where the recipient can't actually feel it. But pie in the abdomen will soak through their clothes and form a cold wetness just above the most sensitive areas.
Second best location is the butt, a nice solid hit and spread it around, especially in jeans, yoga pants, or something formal but plain - no silly frills or ruffles to get in the way of the mess.
I love to see a woman's bare feet pied, especially if she's wearing jeans, and especially if you see her take her shoes (and socks, if applicable) off before her feet are pied.
I just love seeing the reaction, and seeing how she wiggles her creamy toes afterwards.
If there's "cleanup", that's even better.
Probably some of it started on some shows I watched when I was a kid, but what really made it take off was an interview with Shaun of Messyfun fame I found on the internet last century (but don't have anymore) where she mentioned how she sometimes liked to stick her feet in the pies when she wasn't on camera - she mentioned how she liked the feeling of the buttercream squishing between her toes. Unfortunately, she never did that on-camera.
To a lesser extent, I love to see a woman's hands pied, but only if they're well taken care of.
Call me boring but I only really like them in my face. I have experimented with other parts of my body and I didn't really enjoy many others. Crotch definitely not, down my Tshirt I wasn't a fan of. Getting my hair pied was ok as it's in the vicinity of my face. I had the soles of my feet pied once. It was unusual but it wasn't a completely unpleasant experience
it was a hard choice. I Love seeing pies hitting Butts....pants no pants bare ass. When that pie hits the checks sometimes shakes. All the cream and crust. Makes me wanna put my face in bu.... Sorry. Any Boobs as well.
Messy Irina said: Not surprised to see the bottom as the leader. I am always surprised it is not featured in store videos more.
Crotch was winning early on, but the butt has been on a charge back to the top (ironically .) A nice, big, jiggly bum getting pelted and covered in pies really can do something special .
Love you, too
it was a hard choice. I Love seeing pies hitting Butts....pants no pants bare ass. When that pie hits the checks sometimes shakes. All the cream and crust. Makes me wanna put my face in bu.... 
Sorry. Any Boobs as well.
.) A nice, big, jiggly bum getting pelted and covered in pies really can do something special 
