I was staying out of town at a luxury hotel and to my surprise, I found this in my room. I'm not really big on eating sardines. I wonder what else might be inside the tin?

When I tried to move it, it wouldn't budge and I thought I felt something moving inside of it.

(to be continued . . . )

The giant sardine tin was making bumping movements and some muffled noises. I was alone in my hotel room, but someone had left this here as an early birthday present.

I was almost afraid to open it, but something inside seemed to need to be let out. All it said on the lid was '100% organic' and 'Freshly packed in oil' with no other clues as to what might be inside.

With trepidation, I carefully pulled the tab and tossed the lid away.

I looked down into the tin and nearly fainted!

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I just couldn't believe what I was seeing!

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I was in shock!

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The moaning continued, but now it was louder.

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The movements inside of the tin were clear to understand now that I saw what had been hidden from view.

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My mouth was still hanging open, when I heard 'Happy Birthday' mumbled to me, and eyes looking up at me.

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Wow, this would be some birthday!

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Just an advisory for the rest of the images of the 'sardines' packed in oil.

They are naked. I've had people tell me 'real wam' requires clothing. I think it just requires something wet and messy, and oil is both. So if you need to see clothing, look away, as there won't be any in the following images.

So with the lid off, the girls squirmed against one another in the oil, slithering and sliding in the can. It was an erotic scene for sure. What a gift! Whoever set this up knew what I liked. These 'sardines' were beckoning to me to join them, but I wasn't about to crawl into a can on the floor, no matter how big it was. So I just sat and watched their little 'fishy show'.

It was then that they began to get out of the tin, dripping oil everywhere. They would stand up, then lay back down in the oil and take on different poses. These girls were good. They must be exotic dancers or something. I wondered if they had an Only Fish page.

Eventually they looked at me more and more, straight into my eyes. They gestured towards the huge king sized bed, but I remained frozen in my chair. I had been hypnotized by canned seafood!

Finally the moment I had been waiting for. What a birthday so far! The sardine girls were slowly getting into the king sized bed, still very much covered in oil, and beckoning me to join them. This time I did. I had no choice because the attraction was just too strong. I couldn't resist. I mean, who could have resisted this?

When I woke up the next morning, I was sore and exhausted. I looked over onto the floor, but the big sardine tin was empty, with just some left-over oil in the bottom. I yawned and took my first deep breath of the day when I noticed that one of the girls had stayed behind and was actually laying next to me!

She wished me a great morning and kissed me. She wanted more. But I was done for. Then she scrambled out of bed and I heard her moving around on the floor on the other side of the bed where I couldn't see her.

She looked over at me and won me over with just one short sentence.

"Even had sardines in hot sauce?"

THE END

(of my birthday and nearly of me )

PS. The hot sauce was great!