Old Tom was no fool. He owned the town's only dry-cleaners and drove for the local bus line. Sometimes he'd drive for a chartered gala event where there were plenty of nice looking young women travelling to the outskirts of town. Sometimes that would happen on a rainy day, and that's when he'd take a 'short cut' that would get his bus stuck in the mud. After all, he'd get to see these babes all muddy, and it would bring in a lot of business to his dry-cleaning shop. Tom was a sly one.
ChuckSM said: this would make a great wam story! a group of well dressed babes get stranded out on muddy road in the rain...and Tom pretending the bus is broke down
I can make it into a longer story if you like. I was just coming up with an idea for the images.