Let's get messy!! We're super excited for Episode 4 of Sloppy Suggestions! This time, the amazing Araneae will be joining us in the studio to dive into your wacky and wonderful suggestions. It's going to be a blast!
If you aren't aware of what I'm talking about, then make sure to check out:
Introducing Araneae and Sloppy Viewer Suggestions!
Join Araneae in Episode two of our brand-new series, Sloppy Viewer Suggestions, where YOUR ideas take center stage! That's right, we're flipping the script and inviting YOU to be the creative masterminds behind our show--a film we create together, one hilarious suggestion at a time!
Here's how it works: Pick an item from our pantry and tell Araneae what to do with it! Whether it's a can of beans, gloopy yellow custard, or maybe golden syrup is your thing--the crazier, the better! Araneae is ready to dive headfirst into the mess and transform herself into a masterpiece of culinary chaos!
We'll gather all your suggestions, toss them into envelopes, and Araneae will eagerly draw 15 of your wild ideas at random! That's right, 15 chances for you to get Araneae messy and witness the hilarity unfold!
So, what are you waiting for? Get those creative juices flowing and send us your suggestions today! Together, let's make Sloppy Viewer Suggestions the most uproarious and deliciously entertaining show it can be!
Post below with a suggestion of one messy item from our pantry and one action to go with it.
For example: "Pour custard over your head." "Fill your knickers with baked beans." "Get a squirty cream pie and pie yourself with it."
We'll collate all the suggestions and put them into envelopes for Araneae to draw on the shoot day. Ideally, we'd love one post per person, but if we don't get 15 unique suggestions, we might be open to more
Tip a large cold trifle down the front of your knickers and massage it in so some trifle oozes out down your legs. Then take your knickers off and smear the remaining trifle in them over your face and boobs!
Soak a pair of knickers in a bucket of gunge and slip them on WITHOUT getting any of your other clothes messy. (If you get your clothes messy, dunk the knickers back in the bucket and then wear them on your head for the next 2 challenges!)
Well, this is good news! The Epiphany episode was amazing!!
Can I make a small request though (unless others object strongly?) There is always lots of great knicker filling in these (and I am going to try and add some more!) so could there be some thought about what kind and colour of knickers re capacity and opacity etc? I would have a strong preference for something white, fairly large and lacy, like this: https://www.shopunderstatement.com/products/lace-highwaist-briefs-001-blanche
Now that I've got that off my chest...please can Aranae stand up with legs apart, put a strawberry trifle down the back of her knickers and a chocolate trifle down the front and then slowly sit down and grind on the chair for 20 seconds?
Araneae should take off her knickers and carefully stack two gateaux on the chair. These should be liberally topped with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Ari should then straddle the chair and slowly sit on the gateaux before slowly grinding them to smithereens with her bare...bits.
Araneae should stand with legs slightly apart, take a bottle of syrup, tuck it upside down into the waistband of her knickers and squeeze until the bottle is empty. Then slowly pull her knickers up as high as they'll go and let the syrup pour down her legs.
Use either the porridge oats or the cake batter mix to make a big mixing bowl of...porridge...or cake batter. The bowl should be big enough to accommodate an arse (specifically Araneae's) and should be filled to the brim. Araneae should put the bowl on the chair and sit in it so that the contents overflow. She should stay sitting in it until there's a suggestion which requires her arse for other purposes...
Great suggestions everyone - try to remember one item and one action.
We only have a limited time to get through as many suggestions as we can in the time, so we may have to edit some of the more complex actions. The simpler the better.
Last 24 hours to add suggestions, so if you haven't yet added something, now is your chance - make sure you are suggesting things we have in the house, as I'm not nipping to Tesco tomorrow morning to get last-minute shopping items!
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